i think it’s really cool that we have what are close to oracles that trained in the entire human written experience. sorry

welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro: - difficult linux - racism linux - backdoored linux - bloat linux - slop linux

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

TV Tropes is blocking access to the site not only if you have ad blockers on but location tracking off unless you want to subscribe to their $5 a month/$25 a year subscription plan. Even people who have turned their ad blockers off are reporting the site isn’t working. This all seems like a bad idea

Clippy is back as an Easter egg in Copilot’s new Mico character. If you tap on Mico multiple times then Clippy appears

Fork just gave me the most ominous error message I've ever seen in my life

Ys vs. Trails in the Sky: Alternative Saga is $35 on every platform including DRM-free on GOG and contains hours of gameplay including global cross-platform multiplayer fun!

i wanted to create a little script to download my switch screenshots from the nintendo cloud. naturally to do this i have to compile the linux kernel

It's currently not possible to view issues in the @github.com mobile app because they can't handle their own deprecations. Embarrassing.

Today marks 26 years since I began the site that became Serebii! Every passing year I get more flabbergasted by the site's continual support and growth. There are times when I thought its peak was behind us but this year continues to break records. #Serebii26

Mambo No. 5

AWS Outage #itwasdns

sleeper agent activation phrases (jumpscare) 000webhost cPanel FileZilla FTP WinSCP Plesk Weebly NetBeans Drupal Bulma CSS Cygwin Hostinger Webpack Atom editor Heroku phpMyAdmin InfinityFree Freenom PuTTY

A very rare and indulgent lewd of the boy. Don't expect more of this Support $3 for early art and comics - www.patreon.com/whygena

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

She's just like me fr

actual psycho behavior lol fuck this labeler

dudes are always saying "a government is an institution that holds a monopoly on the legitimate use of violence" until they see something they don't like and then it's open season

Wild #pokemon z-a leak: You can have SEX with the pokemon! Insane 180 on Game Freak's stance on human pokemon relations, but I'm curious to see how it pans out!

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

lol i ran out of disk space

tf2 best faces.wmv

i vibe coded a pgsql database to let you query anything from the last ~48h of atproto. connect to it via: postgres://readonly_user:[email protected]:25432/atpg if it explodes i hope it'll be funny

is anyone enough of a mark to fall for "we will give you a positive steam review in exchange for a key"

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

back in 2015 i was on facebook and i saw a Brazilian gang member post a picture of a woman laying naked on a bed, pale and dead, whose limbs he had sliced off. the post stayed up for months

ahh, Dutch immigration, where the most racist guys alive get to do their favorite job

drinking a white monster because i cant have her white monster

bluesky is filled with birthday boys

next time someone asks why I block so many people imma just say I have BPD and provide no further information

i wrote a custom llm sampler for llama-3.1-8b so it could only say words that are in the bible

> open new post > internet slow, about to read image alt text > ask poster if the alt text is descriptive or a footnote > they don't understand > explain differences between descriptive alt text and footnotes > they laugh and say 'it’s good text sir' > open alt text > it's a footnote

hi from planesky

people love to just lie don’t they

It’s happened again

TINY COP ALERT

Then what the fuck is the point of you

Bully (2006)

i love tile based MMOs because they always have insane security. you never get bot checked on ffxiv but you could join the deadest Tibia server known to man and if you bot there you'll get caught within hours

the Greco-Roman world was both a very familiar and a radically different one from ours, and in the second category is definitely how much they were into bestiality.

I love her so much, I want to stick her in a rock tumbler

maybe take this out when ur submitting an ai generated job application!!!!!!

my favorite call of duty moment was the guy that lead all the important decisions for matchmaking on the old games outright saying they all had sbmm. my second favorite was all the people in the replies saying he was a liar