Due to a windstorm-related utility power outage at the NIST, time may soon be destroyed

my discord server wanted to see root dressed in latex

clair obscur expedition 33 is my favorite indie game

Having a girlfriend can be tough. Like you get a girlfriend and suddenly you're not allowed to go around swallowing stranger's cum anymore. Now you've gotta bring it home unswallowed in your mouth and spit or drool it into her mouth like you're feeding a really perverted baby bird. It's not easy!

repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you

Kat

"i accidentally said soviet"

Arguing about copyright with people online

Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of

this story is just absolute, abject nonsense. where did the nitrates come from? the farms. what did the datacenters have to do with it? somewhat increased the aquifer draw pulling the nitrates the farms let run into the groundwater into the aquifer.

The AT Protocol PLC Directory allows a higher-priority rotation key to revert a key change for 72h. But what good is that window if you don't know about a change? Well, here's an Atom feed generator of PLC operations for any handle/DID. at.geomys.org/plc/

You hear “Netflix Buys Warner Brothers” and I hear “Future Netflix-HBOMAX jogress that creates a streaming platform so bad that it ushers in a new piracy golden age”

Women can’t be a kind of dog because it implies that fucking them is beastiality. Women are closer to a microwaved fleshlight than an animal.

Sayaa Copic markers + oil pencils

trans girl who used to be really into gamergate and saw anita sarkeesian's dox when it was new: wow this iisu guy is sooooo problematic can we cancel him?

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

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'Star Wars: Visions' has been accused of ripping off fight choreography from a fan film for one of its episodes • The fan film was made by 'Dune' stunt double Lorenz Hideyoshi • The 'Visions' short was made by Indian animation studio 88 Pictures and directed by Ishan Shukla

unwraps my present (it panics)

anyone know where to get estrogen patches (or gel) in the EU? i can pay with bitcoin or whatever if i need to. my stash is running out sooner than i expected it to and im freaking out

people who post hot takes with replies disabled should be tried at the hague

tgirl epstein x tgirl bill clinton

Good morning chat, you know what day it is.

but what do I know, clearly I just "really misunderstand the option type" bsky.app/profile/well...

lmao she blocked me for this, what a waste

what did bob preston know?

2024 scraps bc i dont have new art to post

My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away. Fuck cancer. Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...

imagine if someones like "i wanna fuck my brother" but they are just really into printers

This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”

like, tourist girl participating in a big city tournament that only happens at night in random ass alleyways and people are encouraged to jump you from behind to take advantage of you? its practically 20 years of r18 pokemon doujins but supercharged

ps3 sixaxis might be the worst game controller i've ever used

there is no saved data, there is only zuul

Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X Tuah

Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!

Donut asshole with so much suction power that if you were circumcised shoving your dick in, you'll get a free foreskin restauration coming out the way it just refuses to let your dick pull out without a fight.

The improved Magic Wand tool is exhilarating.