the men of america need to eat a fucking vegetable

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

true love is a keith morrison christmas sweatshirt in your stocking

another successful feast of a couple fishes this christmas eve - the snow crab legs were especially good

if it was any other man, the amount of chaos I hear upstairs as my husband tries to wrap presents would be textbook weaponized incompetence

“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.

I *am* a one issue voter, actually. My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"

almost all hospitals rely on CMS payments. to say that CMS would deny reimbursement or quality payments to those that offer gender affirming care means it impacts EVERYONE

people are just too fuckin miserable to send out cards this year

in the presence of greatness

I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to accept the fact that my husband pronounces bagel like “baggle”

extreme MAGA cousin update: - very anti-Israel, not sure why . definitely not because of gaza - starting to condemn Trump, seems to be Epstein - thinks Charlie Kirk isn’t dead and hates his wife - still ranting about vaccines (ALL of them, not just covid/measles)

Donald Trump publicly celebrates, while pretending to send condolences, the double homicide of Rob and Michele Reiner. Bizarrely claims that they were murdered by a MAGA supporter due to “the anger he [Rob] caused” with his “obsession with Donald J. Trump.”

overheard in line, older lady to younger man: don’t ever buy an AI tv. they watch you. they watch everything

just had my entire childhood thrown into a tizzy when I found out that THESE ARE ALL DIFFERENT FLAVORS???

that local case that got me into true crime. hoping one day to find out what happened to Molly

ngl, there is a point where it makes more financial sense to pay cash as needed than have shitty insurance (just be prepared for medical bankruptcy if you get hospitalized)

who are these rockefellers that have parmesan rinds in their fridges?

only zach de la rocha can save us now

how is this timeline real

this is so so true. there were A LOT of uncontested or completely write in roles

Southwest is just absolutely deranged when it comes to their credit card

if you didn’t know what a fox sounds like before moving to the country, you’d legit think your back yard was haunted

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and this, my friends, is why you’re suddenly seeing ballot initiatives to curb marijuana legality. it’s all the booze lobby. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

what the fuck is this outlandish shit

it’s fat cardinal season and I’m here for it

to the blue jay that’s spent all morning burying peanuts in my yard by gently placing leaves over them, I get you

the greatest comedy site

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

my mom gets so pissed when I tell her something she liked is from walmart

the drive up to see my family is always worth it just to see the weird shit they have in rural truck stops like this mini casino

my cat just went fuckin hogwild on an original triscuit ™️

we all know ann wilson is queen but nancy deserves more love

update: my super maga cousin is posting all kinds of anti- ted cruz memes because of his support for israel

I wrote for @theintercept.com about how prosecuting transportation of these pamphlets is a danger to all writers, journalists, and Americans. Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.

amid bumping one simple wish i want to give a nod to this too, since it was shared with me. i looked into the affiliated charity (Allies in Arts) and they're legit. it's structured as purchases off an amazon wishlist sent directly to the recipient.

quite a statement to not invite trump or vance to dick cheney’s funeral. if THAT heartless bastard doesn’t want you there, you’re either extremely good or extremely terrible

hamilton

the bureaucratic maze is a feature of all our welfare systems, they hope it’s so difficult that people won’t apply

all pedophiles say their encounters are consensual, it’s part of the psychosis

Seems like the people that were very angry about Lizzo blowing President Madison’s flute should really be all over this latest scandal.

PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026

maybe it knocked it back into being a democrat

this is really straining my commitment to not talk shit about my hometown

Just for laughs...

of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes

one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it

we actually have similar “suggestions” at my job - they call it the 5-10-15 rule. It’s fine. It’s so we don’t actively scowl at the public

I realize now that everything I know about classic rock is from 90s commercials for compilation CDs