I’m declaring it now: the bathroom tour will be the greatest tiktok trend of all time

coming back to this thread b/c an intern at @spotlightpa.org turned a good story about this: www.spotlightpa.org/news/2026/07...

Are you sick of winning yet?

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

old man in front of me at the allergist is genuinely mad there isn’t any candy available. looking around the room and desk like the receptionist is lying

leave the house for 10 minutes and this little shit is lounging on the kitchen table istg

who am I going to see at Swifty’s wedding tonight?????

what the actual fuck - if 40% of people didn’t use it, everyone would be in the business of health insurance

met some penguins, bucket list experience

Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Please, go fuck yourself

These are the exact words she posted: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

depressing ourselves by looking at real estate prices in florida. you could get a real nice trailer here for that money

we goonin now

I did tell him this was unacceptable and that we’d better have good homeowners insurance for the impending arson

my husband told me last night when he sees tiny thousand leggers, he lets them go because they “eat spiders.” i’m contemplating divorce

all women in taylor sheridan shows: 1) hot and using it to survive being the dumbest person on earth 2) hot older milf 3) smart, average looks, shrill wife of everyone’s favorite character 4) hot with cartoonishly masculine characteristics 5) dead

like a child sniffing out a hidden christmas present, my husband has found the baby billy bible bonkers shirt I was going to give him

thanks, Temu. it’s perfect

If I could do it all over again I would try to contribute even less to society somehow

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

I, also, will not be performing at America 250

maybe people who are assholes SHOULD be doxxed and threatened

we are absolutely obsessed with this bluebird couple that’s been hanging out recently

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men love to go watch golf dressed like they’re going to need to jump in and play

my husband trying to convince me that “ancient peoples” didn’t have back problems because they slept up against trees

Maggie is our 2 week old orphan kitten and I am selling stickers to help cover her foster care! ❤️ We work directly with a rescue to help kittens in need! ko-fi.com/s/ae71dd83be

i’m on the edge of my fucking seat here

there’s a word for getting bitched at by a lady in a trump shirt while you’re working the polls because she’s got to follow a really rigid process to vote

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

can u believe this motherfucker rolled up on a hoverboard to try to sell me solar

the amount of time “big lizard in my backyard” is in my head is shameful

if she never married kurt cobaon, we’d think of courtney love and hole like we do bikini kill

the kids are okay

I’m getting a ridiculous amount of mileage from this onion headline

patiently explaining to my husband that we are not potential victims for a serial killing long haul trucker just because we stop at rest areas

I need bluesky because IRL only maybe 3 people understand my sense of humor and i have a lot of bangers to let loose

Hey everybody RT this, please? While mural making I haven't had time to fundraise (it would be so cool if there were 2 of me). I wanna do some cool projects this fall so I gotta sell some shirts.

one thing about me is I have to stop and pose in front of comically large objects

this is a gardening show is a complete delight and a 20 minute jolt of whimsy

Hmm still can’t quite figure out why the public has a viscerally negative reaction to AI

frankly my mom’s not nearly excited enough she saw an indigo bunting on her feeder. he should visit someone who cares

i can’t believe we’re not talking about platypuses

all I need to know about a person is their favorite member of fleetwood mac

we’re obviously paying for this shit, right? I can’t even buy my staff sandwiches but this doofus can make taxpayers buy personalized booze

Terminal-stage Kenny Powers