"Yeah, Christopher Nolan made a billion dollars with a film about a scientist being sad, but I really think I can get people to skip his movie where Matt Damon fights monsters with a sword," - the finest minds on the internet.

I’m not crying you’re crying 😭😭

Two more American lives thrown away. All to open a strait that wasn’t even closed until Trump attacked Iran. There is no strategy. Just body bags for a manufactured crisis.

From Missy's gotcha day in the past...today is Poppy's day

RIP Lindsey Graham, you would've loved Andrew Tate's arrest outfit.

Well, aside from Moom passing out when we got to the breeders Poppy has been acquired. We also spotted several zoos, dinosaurs, and one way streets on this trip.

Taylor Fresh Foods has donated $1M to Trump since late 2024. They supply Taco Bell and others with contaminated lettuce. Will they be held fully accountable? Source: www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Yes. We elected a special kind of stupid.

Hammock Times!

I have designed a new Royal Crest for The Self-Anointed Queen of Hollywood™️! The words around the crest are latin for "I sleep, I eat, I bark."

Every State should be doing this. We know he's going to interfere in the election because he knows if we win, it's the end of his regime.

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

We’re trying to teach the cousins about birdwatching, but not sure they get it

Happy 11th birthday to my boy Mosley! We celebrated by letting him lay in his fav spot in the garden and get all dirty. And of course with a homemade pupcake featuring his fav peanut butter and cheese. Still the most handsome devil! #corgicrew #corgisky

Reinventing the Victorian childhood experience from first principles

Just came out of Nolan's The Odyssey. Which could have been subtitled "The Way War Curses the World." Seems rather prescient right now. Or maybe we just don't learn our lessons.

Snuggles with my baby girl 🥰 #CorgiCrew

On Tuesday, a New Jersey town pulled $91M out of Citizens Bank over its business with ICE prison contractors GEO Group and CoreCivic. Yesterday, Citizens announced it was ending its relationships with GEO and CoreCivic. Money managers should DIVEST from #$GEO #$CXW www.nj.com/essex/2026/0...

Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.

Everyone else waits so patiently, but not Binx!

Why are so many politicians supporting these degenerates? Farage is not alone in this and it would have been disqualifying in the past for anyone in public life. Now it feels like the norm for the far right.

Rest in Peace Rev. Ester.

Smidge is getting the most disgusting face massage EVER. WHY DOES SHE LET PEOPLE TOUCH HER WITH HER FEET?!? Also the full quote is Woman inherits the earth. But that woman gets a corgi, and corgis rule the world!”

Stop scrolling and post two characters that give you happiness.

Andrew Tate has created way too much damage. Sadly it will continue while he is in jail but he should pay a price for his crimes instead of making women everywhere pay for the consequences of the poison he spreads.

In a way, diarrhea was the original social influencer.

Google really nailed it

Happy birthday Ryan Church! Working as a Concept Design Supervisor at Lucasfilm, Ryan is credited for several pieces of concept art for #TheBookOfBobaFett and #TheMandalorian.

🚨my wife saw a BABY porcupine crossing the road today 🚨

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

We are out now and she is happy!

Happy 5th Birthday to Mango! 🎉 #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

Man, it's a pain sometimes trying to reverse engineer breaking news from people's snarky comments.

Mamdani yes / and’ing the party brand. IMO this is the best way to do it though ideally I’d like to see the party formally change its name and logo at some point.

This is True We must vote ALL the bums out - Repubs & corporate Demos (Schumer Jeffries Suozzi) The Epstein Class doesn’t care about the American people & they’ll continue to suck out our Life blood for their private jets, yachts, & $$$ multi-million homes

The so-called ceasefire was, in significant part, an attempt by Trump to 1) avoid a War Powers Act vote and 2) game the markets some more. Republicans in Congress let Trump get these people killed.

This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)

Lunchtime Poll: How often do you use an author's website? Because: 1. Squarespace is doing an insane price hike and I'm mad. 2. I'm not great at updating mine. I hate updating it. 3. I'm not sure how useful they are to readers. Very curious about your thoughts!

Voldemort and Nosferatu’s love child should not be blathering on about deformities…

We always wondered why there were no fires in the US! Thanks Donald, we had no idea a simple rake would prevent this!!!

They're not bringing their best ... or maybe they are?🤷‍♀️

When billions can be hoarded while millions of children are starving, we've normalized a profound moral failure.

“Smidge doesn’t really play with toys” Just like “Delly didn’t like walks”

I don't think we can share the side-by-side of Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute next to Nazis doing the Nazi salute enough.

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

UNREAL!! Epstein survivor says Todd Blanche was 'abrasive, condescending' during meeting on Thursday. Annie Farmer said: He was "abrasive, condescending, and intentionally noncommittal to survivors." PLUS Blanche "would not commit" to new investigations! abcnews.com/Politics/bla...

What on Earth makes you think any the wockaflockas around him will suddenly grow backbones and whatnot? If they're still in at this point their asses are ALLLLL the way in. Shit's about to get Waffle House at 2am messy. It was cute to think it couldn't happen here and whatnot.

I sent mum to the store for dog treats. She comes back with ice cream, dog treats, and a dozen of these. She said she needs them for some outdoor concerts.

NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.