Midge is SO GROSS! I can’t even…

Wait. What? We are corgis, and not healthcare policy experts, but what the actual ever living fuck? Does he not understand ANYTHING about how healthcare in this country works? Because what? We’re with Steve, how did anyone think this mush brained fool should be in charge of a single thing?

Man, Trump and Republicans will do ANYTHING to starve hungry kids apnews.com/article/snap...

MrFish tried to steal my spot on the sofa, and my skritches. ILLLEGAL, and I will not have it!

We love this for them.

No. Binx and I were not plotting anything. Clearly we are the most innocent of furry baby angels. How could you even think of making such an insane accusation?

Portraits of two presidencies.

Binx & MrFish are playing chase!

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

See! I can get through the cat door all on my own. Also, this is a reminder that ALL OF THE SKRITCHES BELONG TO SUSIE!!!

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Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!

The porch guy has been asleep in this chair for half of the evening

This lady did so much by speaking up. May she be an example to us all.

Butane torches, and crème brûlée are for corgis!!!

Mom & Dad are STILL lying about when dinner time is supposed to be, and we are ALL mad about it.

If you’re planning to leave NYC because Mamdani won and you have a three bedroom with a yard, drop in our DM’s.

It’s a real shame Mr. Fish doesn’t feel comfortable in the house.

We called it last night! (Dude, please break the bad mayor curse)

MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger

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Breaking: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins New Jersey Governor race, defeating her Trump-endorsed opponent. (Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

MrFish has decided he will sleep on this ottoman tonight. We are pretty sure Mom has other plans…

Andrew Cuomo got endorsed by Trump and Elon. He should just go ahead and concede now.

It just got worse for Cuomo. Elon just endorsed him too www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cu...

I did NOT get “stuck” in the cat door. I just needed a little extra encouragement to get through it

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Binx was trying to MURDER Mom! She’s lucky my SuperSusie Senses warned me, so I could rescue her from certain death!

MrFish has discovered there are toys in the house…

🚨 EMERGENCY 🚨 Borkfast is 25 minutes late, and even though I have repeatedly told Mom about this she just keeps telling me “early”.

Michigan Lawyer Says The Halloween Terror Plot That FBI Director Kash Patel Described Never Existed

Mom went to get ready for bed. Brushes her teeth. Takes out her contacts. Goes to get in bed, and what does she see? Fluffin Dad needs to quit this letting MrFish in the BigBed nonsense

Dad is collaborating with MrFish to try and usurp corgis rightful ownership of the BigBeg. ILLEGAL!! @dolittlemd.bsky.social needs to go straight to jail for his crimes against corgmanity.

Dad made Midge quit giving Binx a bath, and now her feelings are hurt.

Happy Saturday, friends. Here's another important reason to video any ICE abuses or excessive force you see in your area:

DO WE KNOW WHERE THE QUEEN'S CORGIS ARE GOING TO LIVE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Helen & Bobo the Clown are ready for the trick or treaters

Fluffin Jeph showed back up. And did Winnie or MrFish try to run him off? NOOOOOOO

Binx didn’t want her WetFood tonight. So Mom ILLEGALLY brought MrFish in to eat it, even though the law clearly states that any food Binx doesn’t eat belongs to Corgis.

Mom isn’t allowed to go anywhere, because I need a headrest while I nap

Mr Fish is not appropriately impressed by CorgiWars

Hey @riotthecorgi.bsky.social, @dolittlemd.bsky.social is coming to Chicago tomorrow. We need you to keep at eye out for him during patrols.

Is cat bro Larry trying to tempt us? Maybe he just can’t read…

Reminder: The GOP could open the government tomorrow. They choose not to. The GOP could eliminate the massive health insurance cost spikes tomorrow. They choose not to. The GOP could ensure SNAP recipients get their aid tomorrow. They choose not to. ALL this pain & suffering is on the GOP.

Trying to nap with a bottle of wine, while using my dumpster fire for a pillow. If that’s not a metaphor for life in the United States right now….

The Johns were so excited to learn that I was in the audience that they asked if I would come on stage for She’s an Angel How could I tell them no?

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We JUST got home, and what is the first thing to happen? Dad lets MrFish in the house.

Hotel Eggs!!! To make up for yesterday’s failure today’s is a two parter!!!