Just a PorchGuy doing PorchGuy things…. Because he is definitely not a HouseGuy…

Bold strategy there, Chuck, we'll see if it pays off.

Sometimes, we have to keep Mom off the internet, for her mental health. So to keep her occupied, I let her help me build Lego sets. But I have to snoopervise the builds, to make sure she’s doing it right AND to make sure Lego time doesn’t cut into time when I should be getting skritches.

Beef short ribs are for corgis!!!!

WE ALL ALREADY KNOW WHERE REPUBLICANS STAND ON THE ACA! This vote is meaningless. These idiots think they’re playing chess when they’re in a knife fight. Fucking numpties, every single one of them.

💯. It wasn't about just the ACA subsides—it was about those and … everything else.

Finally we have #CorgiWars

Fuck @johnfetterman.com forever.

FUCK moderate and centrist Democrats! After amazing wins on Tuesday, they regress back to their natural state: weaklings. I’m only donating to strong, progressive candidates from now on. The future is ours; it’s time to let the dinosaurs go.

@fetterman.senate.gov it’s a real shame you survived to fuck over democrats like this. Resign.

May their names be forever cursed

@corybooker.com if you vote for this, why the fuck did you filibuster?

We have sacrificed for 40 days, do not cave now without the ACA concession or we will never get anything again.

@ossoff.senate.gov if you want to get reelected, you better vote against this shit

@ossoff.senate.gov don’t make our Mom regret knocking doors for you

@booker.senate.gov don’t you fucking dare

@democrats.senate.gov don’t you fucking dare do this

Why does @schumer.senate.gov want to make sure @ossoff.senate.gov loses his seat?

Call now. Tell them not to do this shit.

@schumer.senate.gov don’t you fucking dare

Hey if we set up a collective aid so Mom can go punch a certain senate minority leader right in his face and make bail, who’s in? We’ll make sure she live streams the punch.

Taking a quick break from security detail, to look cute.

Midge is SO GROSS! I can’t even…

Wait. What? We are corgis, and not healthcare policy experts, but what the actual ever living fuck? Does he not understand ANYTHING about how healthcare in this country works? Because what? We’re with Steve, how did anyone think this mush brained fool should be in charge of a single thing?

Man, Trump and Republicans will do ANYTHING to starve hungry kids apnews.com/article/snap...

MrFish tried to steal my spot on the sofa, and my skritches. ILLLEGAL, and I will not have it!

We love this for them.

No. Binx and I were not plotting anything. Clearly we are the most innocent of furry baby angels. How could you even think of making such an insane accusation?

Portraits of two presidencies.

Binx & MrFish are playing chase!

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

See! I can get through the cat door all on my own. Also, this is a reminder that ALL OF THE SKRITCHES BELONG TO SUSIE!!!

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Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!

The porch guy has been asleep in this chair for half of the evening

This lady did so much by speaking up. May she be an example to us all.

Butane torches, and crème brûlée are for corgis!!!

Mom & Dad are STILL lying about when dinner time is supposed to be, and we are ALL mad about it.

If you’re planning to leave NYC because Mamdani won and you have a three bedroom with a yard, drop in our DM’s.

It’s a real shame Mr. Fish doesn’t feel comfortable in the house.

We called it last night! (Dude, please break the bad mayor curse)

MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger

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Breaking: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins New Jersey Governor race, defeating her Trump-endorsed opponent. (Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

MrFish has decided he will sleep on this ottoman tonight. We are pretty sure Mom has other plans…

Andrew Cuomo got endorsed by Trump and Elon. He should just go ahead and concede now.

It just got worse for Cuomo. Elon just endorsed him too www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cu...

I did NOT get “stuck” in the cat door. I just needed a little extra encouragement to get through it

😂😂😂