Delly, we hadn’t even gotten dinner yet. @dolittlemd.bsky.social was being a real jerk about five minutes, but I told him!

Delly, we hadn’t even gotten dinner yet. @dolittlemd.bsky.social was being a real jerk about five minutes, but I told him!

This is 💯 real. We refuse to hear any arguments that this is “fake”. You say this is fake, you are fake. Instant block. You fail to follow this EO, STRAIGHT TO RIKERS.

Did you know you can have #CorgiWars without even leaving the couch?

Off to a good start

A short film, for your NewYears Eve entertainment. Midge being SUPER OVERLY DRAMATIC because Mr Fish was trying to play. He did not even touch her! Bonus: Dad in a festive sweater

Now that she is germ free, no one else is allowed to sit in Mom’s lap again.

Pupdate: Mom did not die. She says her fever is gone, and she bathed and put on real clothes today. So I am allowing her to touch me again.

MrFish is gonna catch disease

Mom woke up with a fever in the middle of the night. She’s spent all day trying to get me to come snuggle with her. But she can keep her gross human germs to herself. I am not catching the plague from her.

Dammit, we’re in.

Well…RIP everyone at our house. It’s been nice knowing y’all.

We know we’re behind on this, but we’ve been real busy doing nothing the last couple of days. Does he not remember who was president on Jan 6? Because that seems like a real bad lapse in memory that members of his cabinet should be discussing constitutional amendments about.

HouseGuys get to play with toys

Frens, while I was helping Mom cook Christmas dinner, she dropped a Brussel sprout, and it turns out they are both fun to destroy and kinda ok to eat.

Roast Beast is for corgis!

MrFish would like you all to admire the collar he got for Fishmas.

Because I am the BEST sisfur EVER, I made sure GeorgeGlass came to visit Midge for Christmas. #GeorgeGlass

Sausage gravy is for corgis!!

Merry Christmas, Frens!!!!

Binxmas time is here….

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Mooooommmm! MrFish has blocked the screen door and won’t let me back on the porch!!!! Illegal!!!!

This humiliation has reminded us, it’s time for one of our favorite holiday traditions!!! defector.com/the-2025-hat...

Everyone looking at The Epstein Files

We are late posting this, because Mom is a TERRIBLE assistant. But last week we got a box of AMAZING stuff from @missyandtillycorgi.bsky.social. Look how big the chews are!

I have managed to trap Mom & Dad BOTH at once!!

MrFish would like everyone to know that Fishmastime is here

So, you ask, if they can’t just do a simple thing like release the files as the law requires, how can we trust them to do hard things like run the economy and keep us safe? The answer, of course, is that we can’t. We can never trust they can and will do the right thing.

People on Twitter are saying the Epstein files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth at happy hour and we are dead.

The epitome of misleading bullsh*t from the WH deputy press secretary. 👇 Getty Images link to a 2003 pic of the same event. www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...

Pupdate: He abandoned his post

MrFish decided that he needed an assigned workspace in Dad’s office too. So i guess we got bunk beds now.

The suspect in the mass shooting at Brown University last weekend is dead, a US attorney said, as authorities investigate whether the same person killed a Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor two days after the rampage at Brown reut.rs/3Y3rNDa

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/... 👇👇👇👇 this this this👇👇👇👇

Mom just told Dad that all she wants for Christmas is to get bailed out when she gets arrested for peeing on the floor in front of the Ladies room in front of these idiots because she “lost” her ID. Honestly she’s asked for weirder stuff. We think he should go for it.

Texas widow receives immigration approval letter months after husband's death in ICE shooting The approval letter would've allowed Miguel Garcia to move forward with obtaining a visa or green card

What the absolute [expletive] was that?!?

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Frens, wishing you a happy Hanukkah in the aftermath of what happened seems trivial, but know that we love you and are heartbroken by this. We are also devastated that our Australian frens have to deal with this kind of hate. But evil will not prevail where there is love and friendship. ❤️💔

I guess we all gotta go fight Nate Silver now. @hcrichardson.bsky.social is a national treasure, and we ride at dawn to defend her honor.

Now EVERYONE is on the sofa.

MrFish stole MY spot on the sofa, and Dad won’t let me chase him off. This is FLUFFIN BORKSHIT.

MrFish may officially be a House Guy. Mom was at the very end of a conference call, and guess who jumped on her desk and stuck his donk in the camera….

Binx better be glad that Mom noticed the laundry basket felt a little heavy before she threw all the blankets in the washer.

I know I built a excellent snoozle nest this morning, but it is EXTREMELY RUDE to take pictures when I am trying to nap.