Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The mayonegg is good tho

Woman Given Worst Job In Anglican Communion

Becoming legally blind from trying to read this

shot / chaser

This is Cam the ram erasure

Ye'd better start believing denizens of western hemispheric hybrid regimes are people, Miss Turner. Yer livin' in one!

Taboo is never coming back, is it 🥺

Charlie Kirk was a man so deeply committed to freedom of speech and enlightened, reasonable debate that you are not allowed to quote anything he said ever again.

She's right

I know this seems like the end of the world but don't worry, something even worse will happen tomorrow.

We have to figure out some method of national repentance and atonement because it’s not sustainable to have roughly half the nation be completely psychotic, we literally can’t afford to write off tens of millions of people, and we can’t let them avoid owning what they did or they’ll do it again.

"Renounce vaccines and embrace natural remedies and you can be like this." *Gestures to a sun-damaged Immortan Joe action figure that someone abandoned on the beach.*

The absolute state of Arizona politics. All it takes to make you look sane is not visibly trembling from your own barely suppressed psychopathy

Can't say how much I appreciate that this is just Who He Is

The White House doesn't have window screens?

Checked this with the Bond fanatic in my life. He rated this Fact

I have never in my life seen a working Dippin Dots machine

“I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain’t gave a bitch a poison apple yet” is art and belongs in the Louvre

Tack, Duo

One of my biggest problems right now is that I have decades left in the work force, but the attitude of someone six months from retirement.

Fuck it. We ride for the Khan. Pritzker 2028.

minnesota mean

Every older, average man who thinks they're secretly Keanu should be forced to watch this. That's you. That's what you would look like.

This whole thing comes across like the Fair Folk trying to entrap someone in a mediocre horror novel.

GRRM should just make it a Choose Your Own Adventure

Can we get CNN to do a follow up interview with that woman and her 12 large sons who drink 20 gallons of milk a week?

With due respect to James, none of this is true.

Everything about immigrating to the UK is all stick and no carrot

Every day another meme has me like:

This is just the old evo psych stuff mainstream beauty media loved to run 20 years ago

Behold: a woman

The next Dem administration needs to commit to full restoration of the White House and grounds

1. Get a $1b contract to turn my house into a detention center. 2. Pay off my mortgage. 3. Let the people live there like a frat house while I live out the rest of my days on a Greek island with my pet donkey and many cats.

godspeed Tom Lehrer, poisoning all the angels in the park

Grudging respect to Gallego for getting Mullin to do whatever this is

She was recently on The Money with Katie Show, and I had to nope out 16 minutes in because she obviously believes Will Stancil is "the Dems". Conflating Billy throwing hands on Twitter with actual Dem messaging is, at the very least, a disservice to her audience.

To rely on another’s “collegiality” to hide one’s own mischief isn’t fair play.

Successfully cleansed the feeling of staring into the orb for two hours by having katsu curry

Went to see 28 Years Later. Probably the rare case where I'd have been better off doom scrolling for two hours than sitting through that.

Didn't touch grass, but I did touch two French bulldogs, a pug, a chicken, and a rabbit in a house with both the American flag and the Union Jack in front. It was a good day.

I've already been victimized by AllTrails enough, tyvm

Bonjour/kaixo from Hendaye/Hendaia, on the French/Spanish border, and bang in the middle of Euskadi. The station complex here has three gauges of track - standard, Iberian broad gauge, and importantly for us, the narrow metre gauge. Europe’s longest narrow gauge journey starts here! #TheNarrowWay

don't laugh, armies only behave like this when they're very depressed

Protect Derek Guy at all costs. I mean this unironically. I'd put him up myself and let him lie low, but, you know, since I'm on the opposite side of CONUS and he doesn't know me,