One big non-friend/family thing I miss about Colorado? The Denver Public Library. They had nearly every book I wanted to read. My local library system is much smaller and very hit or miss. Frequently there will only be an audiobook of what I want, and I'm just not a listener!

If my husband was not sleeping in the next room, I would have screamed in joy.

THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy First Contact Day 🖖🏽

I am begging editors to edit complete sentences into romantasy novels. The "short paragraph/sentence as emphasis" thing is terrible and it's so distracting.

graphic novels do count as books and being mad at your kids for liking them more than prose books is how your kids learn to hate reading

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

This sketch from SNL made me laugh a lot. youtu.be/59CpJqCbxXs?...

the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

Too many books? What’s next? Too many hopes? Too many dreams?

don’t doomscroll. read a chapter instead.

(first day as an AI salesman) Can I interest you in an exciting slopportunity

You want me to log into Threads? The stuff that terrorizes the people of Pern??

Princes of the Universe by Queen. I will do a mall ninja routine with a sword.

you need to MOGG (Meditate On Great Genres of literature)

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

do all humanoids have soft butts

If Lady Gaga was a hotel floor.

That feeling when you finish a day of travel and finally lie down.

It's time to revisit this 2016 platform plank

I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS

Got laid off. Anyone need a remote records manager? 😞

Football minutes and Dungeons & Dragons minutes are the same.

Look at them.

the good that you do persists in this world

replicator troubleshooting legos in cereal

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

At this point I'm convinced I'll never see the northern lights.

Big day for people who care about other people

Goobers.

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

This made me cry.

Everything else today is real fucking upsetting!

I AM FILLED WITH EMOTION

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Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

Some good news.

The more you do something, the more you'll be recognized as someone who does that thing. Over time, new opportunities will arise connected to that thing. If you do something you hate, you will be recognized, rewarded, and given more opportunities to do that thing you hate. Do things you like.

Trump can authorize this "don't you dare call it a" concentration camp. The money to build it has to come from somewhere. Tell your members of Congress not one cent for mass detention camps.

It's still legal to make sims of your enemies and put them in a pool without a ladder

I'm back! - moved to Washington state - learning to make friends as an adult - poodles