That feeling when you finish a day of travel and finally lie down.

It's time to revisit this 2016 platform plank

I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS

Got laid off. Anyone need a remote records manager? 😞

Football minutes and Dungeons & Dragons minutes are the same.

Look at them.

the good that you do persists in this world

replicator troubleshooting legos in cereal

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

At this point I'm convinced I'll never see the northern lights.

Big day for people who care about other people

Goobers.

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

This made me cry.

Everything else today is real fucking upsetting!

I AM FILLED WITH EMOTION

When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’ theonion.com/when-we...

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

Some good news.

The more you do something, the more you'll be recognized as someone who does that thing. Over time, new opportunities will arise connected to that thing. If you do something you hate, you will be recognized, rewarded, and given more opportunities to do that thing you hate. Do things you like.

Trump can authorize this "don't you dare call it a" concentration camp. The money to build it has to come from somewhere. Tell your members of Congress not one cent for mass detention camps.

It's still legal to make sims of your enemies and put them in a pool without a ladder

I'm back! - moved to Washington state - learning to make friends as an adult - poodles

Ahh, the time between 2pm and 4pm, when I am inspired to work on projects, but I can't because I'm stuck at work, and by the time I get home it's depression hour.

*smashing pumpkins voice*

For my birthday this year, I would like to eat some truly excellent doughnuts. 🍩

Hands-down the wildest commercial ever filmed. Will never be topped. What were they drinking

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Danced with husband in the living room alternately playing Brandi Carlile (him) and Silverchair (me), and honestly, is there anything more romantic?

real

The US embassy in London has weighed in on the controversy created by a US scientist's suggestion that tea needs a pinch of salt.

i can't atop laughing at this

I can finally post my good news! I found a new job starting Jan 29. I'm very excited about the company, and I hope that doing capitalism there is a good day to day experience!!

My god, if I taught in that district, I would quit. Immediately.

Vagueskeeting, but I have really, really great news!

I wish I knew??

@sarcasticasiren.bsky.social this you?

"Shouldn't Trump have to be convicted of insurrection first before being disqualified?" You hear this objection often, but it's wrong.

“When you're infected with #measles, your #immune system abruptly forgets every pathogen it's ever encountered before – every cold, every bout of flu, every exposure to bacteria or viruses, every #vaccination. The loss is near-total and permanent.” If you are #antivax, you are courting death.

I consider this one of the most important parables to come out of Twitter’s existence

That "Let Nazis hang out at your bar and you suddenly have a Nazi bar" post seems especially relevant today, Substack.

Why Am I Always so Sleepy: A Memoir

The cool thing about my phone is that it can tell my two wolfhounds apart well enough to separate their photos. It even recognizes Henry Cavill. But its photo of me? My twin sister @sarcasticasiren.bsky.social. Thanks, technology!