It's so funny that geomancy is really intended to give prognostications on shit like inheritances or how to get a benefice from the church, but we just keep using it to ask about gay relationships. Also, based on how negative all these readings are, I think the Archangel Gabriel might be homophobic

Doing geomancy with the girls (other middle aged gay men)

I don't LIKE getting my blood drawn, but it's usually not a big deal. This time I almost passed out - I had the shakes , cold sweat, the whole thing. Then, the phlebotomist blew a vein, so now I've got a big lump on my forearm that I know is harmless, but it's still really freaking me out

Ok, gotta wait until I have to pee before I go get my labs done. Time to go! *uses the bathroom as part of the Leaving The House checklist* wait no

I lost a bunch of weight and now my fleece wizard cloak is too voluminous

My doctor's office keeps bugging me to use the patient portal, but I have to get them to email me a code and then it expires really fast and trying to get a new one is a pain. They really make it so difficult to just pass through a glowing rift that's been waiting for me for countless millennia

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

Ok, so this teen girl has to create a psychic link with her boyfriend, their principal, and a terrifying angel, and then they travel inside her little brother's mitochondria to convince the little blue shrimp mice in there to turn into seaweed after some space bird monsters told them not to

Using the Mangekyou Sharingan to trap all of the ninja in Konoha in a timeless genjutsu where instead of torturing them they have to do a bunch of therapy worksheets

Thanks to daylight savings time, today I learned that my gym doesn't open until 7 AM on the weekend

Cool, I lost my wallet

I really miss having a group of friends I can actually spend time with in real life

thanks discord for reminding me of this

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

I am trying to build muscle, and looking at my numbers I either need to walk less or eat more

I am pretty pleased with how my arms have been looking lately

Ten years married and almost twenty years together 💞

It's a fruit that's bigger than people

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

I never realized that my "Honk if you <3 Hitler" tattoo could have some pro-fascist connotations

Even worse than "Did you know" is starting a video with "I don't know who needs to hear this but..." Then unless you're broadcasting a sleeper agent activation phrase, maybe it's nobody, Craig

I found my old senior photos. This may be shocking to find out, but I was not especially popular in high school!

There will be a lot of protests in the US this weekend. For anyone who may be participating, it is probably best to avoid talking about any plans on Telegram or any other digital medium. You can find some checklists for taking steps to protect your digital security here: activistchecklist.org

I love waking up at 530 am for no reason. It's good that this is how my body works now

pulling myself up by my boob straps

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

I went to a party and the host was like "Hi, you should come sit here!" and put me next to the other autistic queer person, which to be fair was probably the right move

Hokay I don't "sales" much on my social medias, but since I'm getting two chunks of my spine removed on Tuesday and don't know how long that'll mess with my ability to do stuff... I'm gonna say if you want tusks for Halloween, get the orders in this weekend!

Steven took this candid photo of my wild Friday night

I am a host for Fastest Furs Fall Fest this weekend (real post re: that incoming), but it’s been forever since I’ve been on a stream, soooo… maybe Otto Stream tonight so I can remember how to talk into a microphone? :3 Probably sometime after dinner! Come hang! twitch.tv/ottopoom

Another week, another trip to the emergency room for my mom. This is so stressful and difficult, but I feel awful complaining because it's been so much worse on my mom and my sister. This has really just been the worst fucking year

I would love to get some bone conduction headphones, but I cannot find a single brand that makes them large enough for my stupid giant head

I am getting close to the end of act 3 in Silksong, and yes it is really fucking hard. I keep finding that if I'm bashing my face against something and getting nowhere though, that means it's time to switch my crest and tool loadout and try a new approach

I finished Anathem the other day, and man, that book has EVERYTHING - science monks, multiple thousand-plus word dialogues about platonism vs nominalism, aliens from France

"Are you going to bed?" "No, it's only 1015. I'll just go sleep sitting up on the couch for an hour first."

This is kind of an embarrassing problem, but I'm starting to have a hard time with hip thrusts now because I keep ending up pinching tiny folds of loose skin under the belt, and it fucking HURTS

Pictured: me using fitness to distract myself from the Everything Going On

I'm avoiding yelling at a stranger in someone else's comments, so I'll complain about it here. When someone is complaining about some aspect of being fat and you respond with "You're not fat, you're sexy!" they should be allowed to kill you with a hammer

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I like cooking steak for other people because I'm really good at it, but I don't actually like eating steak. Especially with fatty cuts, the texture is just so nauseating. I am perfectly happy to make ribeye for everyone else and just have some chicken salad while receiving praise for the steak

I finished Anathem the other day, and man, that book has EVERYTHING - science monks, multiple thousand-plus word dialogues about platonism vs nominalism, aliens from France

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Reason for divorce: ☑ Other: "In an argument over soups vs stews he called pasta e fagioli a sauce"

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I'm adding up my expenses from my time in Florida, and I didn't expect accounting to make me so emotional, but it's kind of taking me on a journey again through my dad's illness and death. Seeing all the charges from the hospital cafe, then the Cancer Tower cafe, then the restaurants near hospice...