"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

I did not expect to look or feel like this at forty, it's pretty cool

I don't understand why witches in pop culture always have warts when magic is one of the best ways to get rid of them

Watching a BangBus video when there’s an audible thump. The video cuts and it goes back to the sex but everyone looks nervous and distant

Me answering the question "So what have you been up to lately?"

LMAO they are so scared of Abdul El-Sayed. I have seen multiple "gotcha" pieces this morning about how evil and deceptive he is for calling himself a doctor because he went into public health instead of treating patients directly after he earned his MD

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

Making devices

I don't believe in ghosts, but I support them anyway

Dead internet theory, but instead of bots it's just Elon Musk talking to himself with a million sock puppet accounts

For the last couple of years during the spring I've felt like I had a dynamo inside me, like an endless source of energy and mental fortitude. This year I'm just... sad and tired. I want the fire back

They're children's movies and that's fine

I'm taking a wilderness survival skills course today, and I hope the first skill they teach me is how to not freeze to death because it's going to be in the low 40s all morning

I just saw a trailer for the new Zorgon Peterson Lynx and I am thiiiiiiiiis close to getting back into Elite Dangus

The Power Fantasy is sooo good. A superhero comic with almost no fight scenes and characters that act like actual people

"The words contained knowledge. Now I contain it. It is a little like theft and a little like feasting and a little like the progress of an infectious disease."

Uranus in Gemini means I will be spending all day wrapping quartz crystals with magnet wire

Can't watch fan fest, too busy learning how to build devices to make me more psychic

Ok, I guess they found a way to make me care about alliance raids

Oh good, I fucked up my lower back YET AGAIN. At least I have gotten good at rehabbing this injury by now. Time to walk like 20k steps a day I guess

The Hermetic principle of "As Above, So Below" really makes sense because my mind is insane, and so is my pussy

It's Friday night baby

I fucked up big time, made a stupid mistake, and wasted a bunch of time and resources because I was careless. Really, really frustrated and disappointed in myself here.

I would like to finish going through huge, life altering identity changes please

We're obviously never getting the Winds of Winter/Dream of Spring or Doors of Stone, but please god, satan, and science could we at least get Alecto the Ninth before it's all over?

Getting the wrong price quoted isn't great, but wow is it a nice relief to find out that this job is going to be hundreds of dollars cheaper than I thought

Terrified at the thought of meeting someone born during the upcoming new moon

Sorry, did I ruin the mood when I said "erect penis"?

Today I learned that, while there are no statues of Cloacina, the Roman goddess of drains and sewers, available on Amazon, that IS the name of the protagonist of a series of sci-fi novels called "The Toilet Bot Diaries"

Hexagram 65, Yarrow Stalk Overflow

Getting a song stuck in your head is a thing, but do you ever get a smell stuck in your head? I smelled an unusual-smelling incense this morning, and I've been getting random phantom whiffs of it all day

please let it die. stop trying to make new star trek. make up something new i beg of you. it was nice but now its over

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Breast milk jewelry???

Huh, OAPEC is going through a Saturn return. That makes sense

my EP "if tomorrow turns to dust:" will be out April 18th 🥹🌸 ALSO i made a cool website for it 🙂‍↕️ scareol.com

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

"A nice gift and suggestion but its miniscule size left me with a few questions like: - Why did they make this? - How long will it last for? - Why are we starting a war with Iran?"

Man, things are already bad enough. Can you please not make me have to listen to Andy Weir's stupid fucking opinions

Adult Onset Indigo Child Syndrome

The social media dynamic of "we are hurt and can't reach the people who hurt us so will instead aggressively attack someone who is visibly on the same side but worded a post suboptimally" very sadly remains undefeated.

I made an offering to Cloacina, Goddess of the Sewers tonight, by which I mean I forgot to put a pot down and strained most of my stock down the drain

I finally made it to a Purse of Riches window and managed to catch it just before it's down for a month

Been getting a lot of weird looks from my neighbors when I go out for walks lately

I love how relaxing and peaceful meditation is, except for when something interrupts me and I fly into a berserker rage

I keep thinking about that Peter Watts story where he was describing a nebula and he used the word "invaginations"

Am I going to have to learn what a gender doula is