Make sure your medicine cabinet is well stocked now! I got mine full of essentials (allergy meds, cold and flu, rash, etc). He’s putting us in a perfect storm of killing our pandemic response and unnecessarily increasing the costs of medical supplies.

Biggest American aviation disaster since like 9/11 and he’s like “why didn’t the pilot fly right?” I really had forgotten about this kind of thing. He used to do this all the time! He’d go to disaster sites and talk shit. There was that thing in Puerto Rico with the paper towels.

Soooo will there be a point in which the current administration realizes they made a mistake and quietly undo their decisions or is this just going to be our next +4 years?

I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask: "Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?" And see what happens.

It’s sad to see so-called feminists critique the genuine issues within the porn industry without using patriarchal talking points

@ that “elderly patron” who turned in the ceo killer

Now Target…wtf is this??

I WILL go to yoga tonight I WILL go to yoga tonight I WILL go to yoga tonight

If it’s not one thing, it’s another today

Worked for an hour. I think that’s enough for today lol

Jay Z deserved every slap, kick, and punch he got that night

Tik Tok just doesn't do it for me anymore. I don't know what it is.

Now why tf would a Kid Rock fan page follow ME

An old lady in my yoga class said all the women need to watch out because everyone that attends this studio seems to get pregnant and I audibly gasped

this isn’t a bad thing btw, they have to make money somehow. the developers aren’t going to work for free. and more revenue means more resources to make the app better

It’s really not a question of “is he actually qualified for this job” (which of course, no) but, it’s “is he a decent enough human for this job” (which is also a no). Yet 5-10 republicans are afraid to disagree

My tummy hurt :(

I hope BlueSky gives us an option to organize our skylines by relevancy vs. recency 🥲 I need more context to a lot of these posts

Now this is the REAL way to go about these next +4 years

I’m not buying SHIT for 8 years except STOCKS

6:30am — I have TSA pre but, I’d rather be early and sit around bored then fuck around and miss my flight

successfully hosted my first thanksgiving with my man. Didn’t get any pictures of course but it was an amazing night 🥰🙂‍↕️

doechii is so unserious in boom bap

Continuing my thanksgiving tradition of stealing pieces of cheese from my mom’s Mac n cheese bowl

We slandering Hawaiian Rolls now?!? Day before Thanksgiving?!!!?

We really gotta let this Taylor Swift thing go… why is she #2?

Oh this is too messy

Girl anyway

oh

Why did a white man post this kriefjdisiriedj 😭😭😭😭

the injection of ai facebook shit is making this place worse by the day imo

Fuck the wedding dress. What kind of veil do you want? I thought I wanted a Solange inspired cape but now I’m really into the dramatic cathedral styles.

Subskeeting (gross) seems so much shadier on here vs Twitter 🫥

Y’all located and packed this weirdo up in the span of me cooking dinner, omg.

A warning now — if your thanksgiving plate looks nasty, you’re getting blocked!

It is so weird having your parent stay in your place. Like wdym I’M hosting YOU

looking like you on the beach to solve a murder

alright, that was my last time fucking around with fast food. Yall got it

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

MUSTARDDDDDD

Oh let me shut up, Kendrick dropped

I hate Apple’s latest UI update for Photos. It’s new and confusing.

It be 8am and they be postin about thumbs in buttholes GO TO WORK