I’m in my apt singing my lil heart out. I know my neighbor is beyond tired of me

Ain’t no way yall are not catchin on to these scam questions 😂 ain’t no damn way

I stopped wearing lashes for a couple months to check in with myself. Make sure I still love me But now I like it lol constantly wearing lashes feels like a hassle

Y’all heard’er, right

@officialblee.bsky.social MIGHT be the funniest person on my skyline. Omg 😂😂😂

Forgot to put on earrings today 😩

why is the director of the human centipede films not in jail

Men who love women fr like… the ones that love women just being women… not just the dressed up baddie versions of us, hi hello good morning ☀️

It’s nice sleeping with the windows open but who is going to close them so I can get up?! 😖🥶

I don’t recommend dating your own sign, 0/10 experience

I live a good life man

Me 🤝🏾 Denim sets

Sometimes I feel like fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Heaux Tales gone do it everytime

My biggest fear is going viral. Ppl are ruthless lol

Niggas can leave twitter, but that twitter shit don’t leave niggas

Top 5 herbs.

Only?

Y’all saying bye to Rush Hour is really making me mad 🥲 that’s the funniest option!

you can’t hurt me, im a southerner who hates sweet tea

Telling someone to “beat it” is my favorite thing lmaooo gtfo 🤨

Debating if I should hurry up and put in a bulk order for bundles before the tariffs hit. I just don’t know what I’m going to need 30” bustdowns and microlink extensions for during the magapocalypse, when my clients and I are all homeless or handmaids 😫

I’m bad at Christmas shopping because I be like “they would love these” and I’m the they

The authorities on they way

Hey. Get a new toothbrush. It’s time. 🫂

If you love me, baby, let me hear you say it. I know I’m your favorite.

All I want for Christmas is my gross pay

I can’t get to this bed fast enough

Dancer/choreographer

Blooming gel is about to be my best friend lol

4 hours later but I kinda ate. Only my second time. Proud of me 🥹 (Don’t zoom in 🌚)

Two hours in and I’ve only painted one nail. Ima be here all night

Him ending Dreamville fest is kinda wild. That was top tier promo for his artist in addition to being a fest for the ppl I wonder why they’re doing it

Last year of Dreamville Fest 😔 we can’t have anything

That reminds me though. I need to get some toe rings

All my fragrances have me smelling irresistible, edible even! That vanilla base hits every time.

I like my apt hot. I know my guests be pissed 😂

The post office is lucky an older black woman answered cause I was ready to go off. I’m so got damn sick of them 🙄

Hitta J3 sounds fine as hell on GNX. What he look like?

I watch all the Rush Hour movies every few years and that shit is hilarious every timeeee 😂 Chris Tucker was a damn menace. Left Hollywood way too soon

At some point, we’re going to collectively get invested in the education of our children and stop leaving everything up to teachers. It’s impossible for them to fight (and win) every battle. Some of this could be nipped in the bud with guidance and redirection at home.

Yo they really normalized gambling like it isn’t one of the worst addictions a person can have. They basically put crack in ur phone.

Lmao same. Then I realized, I mainly talk to myself

Idk what I’ma do when tik tok gets banned. My algorithm is my greatest curation Straight comedy