got an ad for a Latino dating app

entertained men

I ate too much beef

at Christmas dinner and my brother wore a fucking Pokémon shirt

I love when I’m driving and I see a man with really nice pecs out running

was lurking and found a recipe that sounds super interesting so I’m gonna be brave and go to the grocery store at 6 am to get everything I need

also I ran into a cute neighbor TWICE today. never seen this man before.

someone posted on ring that there’s a cat in the hobby lobby parking lot literally right up the street so I went to see if I could find it and he wasn’t there 😭😭😭

Tell me if I’m wrong… i dont wanna get on dating apps because I just want things to be organic and in person but I also don’t wanna go outside and I also don’t wanna answer back to DMs on any of my SM… I also just feel like… if we don’t live in the same area we were never supposed to meet 😂

if it’s more than three hours away, I’m flying. if I’m not the one driving then idc. 😂

don’t know what I did differently but my energy bill is $30 cheaper

This is an introvert app. I don’t have to have my volume up. I can get off thoughts, say what I have to say, and then leave. Text based social media is the introvert dream.

I’ve completely misunderstood the meaning of “fitspo”. I thought it was about outfits. 😂😭

don’t wait till the new year, be and do better now

I feel really bad for anyone losing loved ones this time of year.

why are white people allergic to saying “excuse me”?

grabbed a tub of Ithaca hummus bc I was too lazy to make my own… why the fuck does it have vinegar in it

man in Beaumont beat and burned a 1 year old… put that mf UNDER the fucking jail

taking my health a little bit more seriously not only for me but in case I gotta donate a kidney or part of my liver to my mom lol

I want the files released. I simultaneously know that none of these mfs think child SA is a deal breaker as long as the perpetrators are white The perversion isn’t a revelation. It’s the fucking brand

my boss said to make sure time cards were submitted on Friday due to the holiday and this mf did not approve mine

you ever think about how crazy it is that we exist in the way that we exist

HoHoHo. Goth Christmas!🎄🖤

Selena Gomez

Why is the swelling in two different areas? 😭

He deserves all the flowers!!

Can’t believe I only spent $35 at Trader Joe’s today

It could all be so simple

here’s my Oma’s Christmas tree

my parents have lived at their house for almost 11 years now and it’s only been in the last two that they’ve gotten real friendly with one of the neighbors across the street

I need yalls help! I am not asking for free money. I am asking for a loan. If 150 ppl can loan me $10 each I can pay my rent. I recvd my 3 day notice that expired on 17th. I was able to extend til Monday. If you loan me $10 I will pay you back with in 30 days. I start work Monday. $KellsisSavage

sometimes I feel like I want a partner/husband and then immediately after meeting someone all I can think about is how they’re disturbing my peace

think I wanna make hummus and naan today

I don’t understand how my Oma is so racist when she had four biracial kids

I always get so nervous when I get letters from the IRS and then I remember, I file all the IRS returns at work 😂

My mom never made me pay rent. I helped with groceries here and there and paid for my car/insurance and phone bill, but that was it.

both of my parents worked at hospitals. my dad had just PCSed and was trying to ask my mom for directions but she thought he was trying to hit on her so she cussed him out. months later, on she approached him and told him he could take her out on a date. 😂

8 pm on a Friday and I’m ready for bed

if I’m using “sir” I’m either flirting or trying to be polite bc you’re an elder lmaooo

if I have to email you to get my order to ship out, you will never see my money again

took 281 south from Oklahoma instead of 35 south and it’s so rural/underdeveloped, there was only one Walmart and one McDonald’s for at least three hours

I’ve got a fair amount of trauma but my parents have always said that I’m an old lady in a young person’s body 💀

it's a shame the way you mess around with my heart

* blinks rapidly *

I don’t idolize other people’s relationships by any means, I just love love. That being said… *adds to my growing list of things to request when praying for my future partner*

driver’s ed should be mandatory for everyone bc why are none of the three cars in front of me passing the slow vehicles in front of them and there’s a dashed yellow line

I don’t care if we’re family, I’m not tolerating shitty behavior. You changing my diapers don’t excuse the fact that you’re a fuck nigga.