“when I say ‘it’s cool’, just know I’m hotter than a crack spoon”

Ain’t nothing invalid bout my handles

someone gave a 1-star review on wax beads because it didn’t come with instructions… girl you put it in a wax pot and melt it??

behold: www.reddit.com/r/ididnthave...

THIS. And when they complain that they made substitutions and it didn’t turn out right… 🤦🏽‍♀️

That’s why folks be so tight when I’m done. I take the sun with me when I leave 🙂‍↕️ Not even intentionally. The experience of me is so much warmth and happiness and love that when I turn it off it can’t help but feel like one’s been plunged into a dark winter.

This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to be a good week. This needs to…

they keep putting meetings outside of my shift and I’ve been a team player and canceled my plans to attend. the meetings have been pointless bc literally everyone else there is ABOVE ME and no one can come to a decision about anything. so I will no longer be attending those meetings. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Giving them the money and ghosting.

We deal with painful ass periods and pregnancies… we can handle uncomfortable 😂

no, it’s a thousand miles by vanessa carlton.

I fought through this whole week just for me to blink & Sunday night, hate this shit.

power was out basically all night because of the storms and it was annoying because it’s hot and humid as fuck

it was such a beautiful day, how are we having severe thunderstorms 😭

I knew it was Mother’s Day but didn’t make the connection to all the mom content I’ve been seeing lately 😭

cats are such sniffers

y’all are doing too much on this Sunday

I only wanna see Meta Rayban content where it’s like a mechanic or house repair dude doing free work for people who really need it, the other shit can go

I refuse to believe that this is anything but a Jim Henson puppet.

did a thing

I miss when product reviews were actually written by people ://

“it’s looking like it’s titty fuckin summer bitch”

why is it so hard getting up this morning 😭

student drivers don’t really bother me bc we all have to learn but I got stuck behind one going 30 in a 45… girl just stay at home

Am I wrong though?

what’s crazy to me is how you can grow a whole human for the better part of a year and then turn around and be like “fuck that kid”

I’m actually really happy for you that you don’t get it.

knocked the spatula over and spilled beeswax all onto the floor 😭😭😭

i’m tired of hearing how you lot bump uglies.

I swear my dad asks for strawberry rice Krispy treats like every two weeks 😂

made myself upset thinking about all the animals being locked up or put down bc their owners are being detained

🙂‍↕️ (I stretched in Pilates)

HELP 😭😭😭

what are the white boys doing. we need more Steve Irwins, Jeff Corwins, Kratt brothers, etc.

I didn’t find out about Bobby until late 2024. I’m still surprised. 😂

y’all weren’t lying about that album being feature heavy, dang

that man is so FOINEEEE

gas is already 4.13 😭😭

still mad at y’all for saying the cinnamon Catalina crunch was good

Apparently I have to be semi-proficient in AI to be eligible for a promotion now

just had a bunch of people tell me they were afraid of me before they came to my team 😂

No AC or plumbing would be it for me. Texas is hot and humid 90% of the year so we’d be drowning in funk. 😭

Made hibiscus and cucumber okra water and it’s great until you stop drinking it. Nothing gets rid of that aftertaste. 😂

she acts like she’s white and I don’t get it

now why would I do that?

What is your fucking problem?

reviewing W-9s and the instructions say verbatim “check only one of the following seven boxes” this mf checked them ALL 😭

How could I be 5’5” and NOT be a 10? The math maths, idk what else to say.

up making cranberry apricot cookies

this Monday has been so longggg