I love that my mom is always like “you can always come home”

this is so real 😭💀

what kind of women are y’all dating? 💀 if you make a reservation best believe I will be there early!

is it the front door to a sauna? that’s the only way I could imagine I’d be okay with this

this is so rude

idk if I could date someone born in the 2000s like you were born in a different decade, century, AND millennium and that is so wild to me

“Let’s stand up” 🤭

this is my first cat with a lot of white in their coat and omg this mf gets so dirty

Okay and?? I follow some adult content creators not bc I watch their adult content but bc they’re funny or they raise awareness on very important issues. Many of the Republican politicians are fucking PEDOPHILES.

restocking some of my baking ingredients and the granulated sugar won’t all fit so I guess I’m making powdered sugar!

Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US. Please pass it on!

IG must be reading my fucking texts bc tell me why someone texted me their new address and I just got an ad for a business on that same street 😐

I got a basic felting kit and have stabbed myself at least 12 times

Tell that MF to break in. 😆🤣

they be having all that ass and have the nerve to get mad when we wanna touch it

your home girl is not a real woman bc what? if he’s making money (legally at that) who gives a shit???

“Maybe I’m low iron, maybe it’s calcium, maybe it’s vitamin D. Maybe I’m just a bitch… I think I was just born this way and everyone told me to ‘look nice, be nice’ and now I’m like ‘nah fuck that. I’m gonna be a BITCH.’”

no matter how much I sweep and vacuum there’s still cat hair everywhere

I wonder where all the people from #skyisland are at now 💀

oh also shout out to trump bc my insurance is no longer free

didn’t think I could hate Target more

can someone tell me the psychology behind me being able to clean and organize someone else’s house but struggling to find the energy and motivation to clean mine 😭

The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire

I haven’t been in a bouncy house in so long

boycotts don’t mean a whole lot to me bc I wasn’t frequenting those places anyway

I don’t understand why I can’t go back to sleep 😭

if you don’t wear a seatbelt you are not getting in my car

someone cute told me they were born in 2005 and now I feel like a pedo

I’ve cut many a thing in my hands and never needed surgery. how are people cutting avocados? 😂😂

great, my fucking AC is broken

it’s 7 pm Friday I’m ready for bed

my mom’s cat licked all the fur off his hind legs but not his butt so it kinda looks like he has a fur BBL

my one local friend is moving to Dallas, rip

I’m SAT

didn’t think I liked the carrot cake cookies I made but they were 100x better the next day and everyone I gave them to was obsessed

they’ve added AI-proficiency/skill building to our quarterly reviews 😐

CAPN PUMPUM

the grocery store is BLASTING Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy rn

I feel like opening my door and letting this play while it’s still dark out one morning

the levels of cringe here are unmatched

hot wheels and his beef with rainbow crosswalks

hit and runs where they just leave the person to die… y’all are not seeing the pearly gates

it started off as just one or two but now all of the coyotes are outside howling and it sounds insane

everyone saying it cuts the acidity…

selfieeee

the stomping is sending me

I love mixing random fruit juices, purées, and syrups then topping it all off with prosecco