asking me to send a pic before your number is even saved is crazy work

at least we can march without a limp

I hate when I ask for money for my birthday and people say they want to give me something thoughtful instead. what’s more thoughtful than getting me exactly what I asked for??

every time I see one of those home restock videos, all I can think about is how many times they had to pull their sleeves back up to make sure they slightly cover their hands

people don’t talk enough about how hard it is being hot and cool and funny 😔

I had to go in office today because there’s a client visiting. I start work at 8am. it’s 9:48am and I have nothing left to do for the time being. but if I were to sit up on my phone, I would be wrong?

you could play any playboi carti song and I would guess that it’s by anyone but playboi carti

I asked to get off work early yesterday so I could interview for another job. but I told them I had a migraine and it turns out my city hit a record low for barometric pressure so that was quite literally the best time to use that excuse

whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight

I made a subreddit years ago and just totally forgot about it until now omg

do you ever stop to think about the fact that the guy who made No Vaseline and the guy who made Are We There Yet are the same person?

it finally happened y’all. I told a man I don’t want kids and he angrily tried to convince me by saying that I’m “discounting the beauty of motherhood” and that “by the time I realize I’ve made the wrong choice it will be too late” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the flu been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers this year 🤧

Taylor Swift gonna drop her most mediocre break up album yet. she gonna be on there like “you dropped my heart like you dropped the ball, thought you’d get another ring, can’t win them all”

KC fans talking about the Chiefs letting the Eagles win and they gonna come back in the second half. the Chiefs are lead by a county sheriff and a biracial. Kendrick about to put on this Black ass perforce and the Eagles gonna get at least 2 more touchdowns 🤣

personally, I don’t care about a lot of these companies rolling back DEI initiatives given that most of them only started during 2020 so as to not look racist. it was never genuine to begin with 🤷🏽‍♀️

before and after wiping off my makeup

most poly couples are just two ugly people that think they can do better, but stay together anyway just in case

I know it’s an opinion piece but holy shit this article is a garbage fire www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

I started watermarking my selfies before I send them to my mom because I got tired of her posting me on Facebook without my permission

just had a flashback of when the term “bad” made its way to the mainstream and white people were so confused

would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?

Happy Black History month !!

it’s my favorite time of year in St. Louis, when the snow melts and this seasons potholes start to bloom 😍

this season of Kitchen Nightmares has been so funny to watch because they’re all acting like the Super Bowl coming to town is a once in a lifetime opportunity when NOLA hosts like once every 3 years

don’t you hate it when you start seeing a guy and you realize you’re his first bad bitch?? just no decorum or ability to act like he been here before

this kind of shit makes me glad black people are a minority

I hate dating because I want nothing more than to have sex with someone on a regular basis, and I’m sure a lot of men want that too, but they fuck it up by being too eager. give me three solid dates over a couple months and you could have consistent sex for years

I hate having good news because I talk too much and love to share but I’m also mad superstitious and I feel like if I tell too many people, things won’t play out the way I expected

asking someone from St. Louis why they don’t root for the Chiefs should be illegal. like don’t piss me off

I’m playing the Worlde archives and omfg 😭😭

when I’m watching a show and one of the characters very clearly says nigga but the subtitles say the hard R. I just know them closed caption writers be pale as fuck

I can’t believe I let McDonalds convince me to hate pickles for years. I thought they were nasty, but it’s just McDonalds thin, soft ass pickles

I love the way Apple TV is like, “this episode premieres Friday (:” and then they release it Thursday at 10PM

“UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE” no this is exactly what you voted for thinking that all that MAGA gear would somehow exempt you as if Trump even knows you exist

my credit score would be 920 if they counted them affirm payments

how do you say “act like you’ve been here before” nicely??

I told myself I was done skeeting about dating apps, but y’all, all of this dudes pictures are of him at Target on the same day, but in each picture he’s trying on a different outfit and for some reason that shit is killing me

I hate the way white dudes say “booty”

I bought myself a car for christmas and I didn’t know it had a heated steering wheel but that’s a very underrated feature in a car 10/10

any time a guy has something along the lines of “not interested in your OF” I pass because that tells me he’s fallen for sex worker bait multiple and I can’t date someone that stupid

wow they really gonna ban tiktok? like they’re dead ass??

how can men complain about not getting any matches on dating apps but also expect women to start the conversation?? you’ve had 2 matches all week and it’s too much work for you to reach out first???

as a person over 25, why are you still using snapchat as a form of communication??

I’ve officially reached the “using my credit card at this retailer because I get 3% cash back” level of adulthood

I really need to get more comfortable doing things on my own because I want to splurge on experiences and my friends are cheap. like do I want to a concert and be in the pit by myself or do I want to be in the nosebleeds with friends? 🤔

people get so upset when I tell them I’m too selfish to ever have kids but isn’t that a good reason to not have kids?? not everyone wants to or should be a parent

the amount of men with MULTIPLE children at age 30 or younger that I see on dating apps is concerning. like single parents need love too, but damn you had 3 kids with your ex and still couldn’t figure it out??

who is John Travolta’s plastic surgeon because how is this man 70 years old????