movie idea: serial killer that keeps killing people and finding out that they are all various types of monsters and people keep thanking him for it and getting a reputation for being a monster hunter.

I find it funny that the American military is essentially becoming "no fats, no femmes"

A SPECIAL BUCKAROO MESSAGE. lucky day is out AUGUST 12TH @torbooks.bsky.social us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

I'm so terribly lost #dragmonster #drag #bringmethehorizon

Some pics from the Shrek drag show. I was the magic mirror.

Immediate thoughts upon reading Genesis in the Bible: God is a little Diva 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 #opalreadsthebible

corporations on july 1st:

If I may soap box about something, this series of temu ads is just the most accurate. The idea of shopping like a billionaire means that you don't care about what the workers are being paid. Temu didn't find better ways to make things, they just pay workers less and are okay with that.

well... that's the worst thing that's happened to me. Apparently my joke didn't land 😭😭😭

New promo photos Drag name is Lala Bottomé (pronounced la-lobotomy) #dragmonster

So uh... anyone else *really excited* about the new Ghost album/new papa????? Anyone??? Just about an hour and a half until a new song drops!! #ghostband #thebandghost #PapaVPerpetua

hear me out on a renaissance fantasy au #thebandghost #ghostband

cucks 🤝 1930s comedians "take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "

it's a big year for people who don't like looking at faces #sleeptoken #ghostbc

you all have spoken! (and I’m not one to tease and not deliver!!!) so let my show you my cock! 🐶❤️

the Kubrick Stairs or whatever idk I never took filmology

no need to go to the kitchen for the cream pies I want to make 💪🐶🥧

if you look in my replies on bsky and see adult content, that's on you. don't you worry about what I'm replying to.

feels like you’re wearing nothing at all~ (but most importantly: *wags* 🐶❤️)

@shepf.art Maybach-core

what a time we live in that I can enjoy both Billy Murray and Bilmuri on Spotify.

Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states: “'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.

so I was pretty obsessed with Jay Harrington back during Better Off Ted was still on the air in 2009. But I recently found out that he got even hotter and I simply cannot take it.

The rainbow demon is back!! 🌈🌈👹 Went snowboarding for the first time this year! Felt great to get out there and try out my new board.

@shepf.art what does your workout week look like? I haven't seen an official Maybach Fitness Guide.

I made my first ribbon skirt and ribbon shirt for my family this Christmas! it was a lot of hard work but I definitely love seeing them wear it!

Thanks @secretsleepoversociety.com for a great year 🥰

I just found this in my photos from 2011. WTF???

I listened to Ghost for 93 hours this year 😅

Sup

Bob Bryar is proof that if you say transphobic stuff, you'll die. This is a threat.

Do people know that one of my biggest hobbies is finding fascinatingly strange older men on the Internet?

hello, I have become death.

I don't feel at home in this world anymore.

taken a day apart. hell has arrived.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

Cute picture of our girls Ikari and Doppler (Icky and Dopp). Two troublemakers.

How I pitch bluesky to people

mind the gap! ☝️🐶❤️🚊🚆🚂 (because I can’t hug if you’re standing that far away!!! 🐶💦)

Trainbach - Day 3: FINAL! Finally finished this damn thing haha. Really like how this turned out and I think meshing it with the original photo really helps take it to that next level. I really hope you like it @shepf.art!! You deserve it!

Trainbach work is coming tomorrow! Hopefully I can finally release myself from illustrator hell!

and not that I don’t think the water cycle is pretty awesome - but my favorite thing about rainy days ARE the cuddles! ☝️🐶🛏️🌧️

It's my birthday. So you're legally required to send me butt pics.

not sure who all will see this, but my next show is in a couple weeks! you should come out! (I did all the art btw)

FYI for Trainbach - I get obsessive about my art so periodic update posts might happen for a while. I want to add more details and maybe even make it look like a vintage photo. So those might happen for a while

Trainbach Day 2 - For @shepf.art Edited the face a bit more to look like the boy and added a BUNCH of details to the side and started the passenger cars. I might cheat a bit and use the picture because there are so many details 😭😭

@shepf.art for payment of the art I'm making....🍑 pic?

Trainbach - Day 1 (for @shepf.art) Got most of the main details done, just will be doing the complicated bits and finish the finagling on making it look like Maybach. Took about 5 hours today.