I am put through this line of questioning daily

#PortfolioDay! Hi y'all! I'm Alyssa. I am a board game and TTRPG illustrator! My skills and styles are varied and I'm open for private commissions as well as freelance opportunities at the moment. Sling me a DM or email me at [email protected]. <3

Hey y'all! I'm looking for freelance work as well as private commissions right now. Please feel free to message or email me ([email protected]). Thanks!

Hey y'all! I'm looking for freelance work as well as private commissions right now. Please feel free to message or email me ([email protected]). Thanks!

Commissions are open because I'm in a pickle! Here's some prices. Thanks for looking, y'all. #furry #furryart #commission

yeah sure I'll repost that

Angel, Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel 😈

I vibe with this

Commissions are open because I'm in a pickle! Here's some prices. Thanks for looking, y'all. #furry #furryart #commission

Commission! I still have a few slots open (augh i’m kinda getting desperate for work… i’ll put together a price sheet tomorrow aaaahhhh). I’m even cool with NSFW (nothing overly erotic, though… soz)!! This was fun! #furryart #furry

Art of Quest for Camelot → buff.ly/IVFrwIH #animation #conceptart #modelsheet #characterdesign #visdev

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: (Going to narrow this to just wild birds I've seen in my yard) Bald eagle Peregrine falcon Canada goose Great blue heron Osprey

Mentally I'm still here

I wasn't done... and I'm still not okay... TT^TT #chaggie #chaggi #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelfanart #vaggi #charliemorningstar

Morning thoughts about "AI". Where do we go from here?

Mood

fuck this shit

In which our terrific interviewer @tasharobinson.bsky.social gets me talking about Lord Of The Rings and I involuntarily start word-vomiting about Eru Iluvatar singing existence into being and how that ties into the worldbuilding of Hazbin Hotel 👇

Safe, sane, consensual.

I'm so sorry, I had to.. #hazbinhotel #chaggie

I'm not okay, folks.... really... really not okay........... #chaggie #charliemorningstar #vaggie #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #easy #hazbinhotelfanart #fanart

archiveofourown.org/works/735764... #chaggie #hazbinhotelfanfic #that90sAU #ao3

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam

I'm not okay, folks.... really... really not okay........... #chaggie #charliemorningstar #vaggie #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #easy #hazbinhotelfanart #fanart

*screaming crying throwing up* Oh my god the girls..... aaaahhhhhhhhh.....!! Ilovethemilovethemilovethem #chaggie

Chapter 2 is up!

archiveofourown.org/works/735764... It has begun.... #chaggie #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanfic

Gonna officially start posting #that90sAU tomorrow!! The schedule will be two chapters a week, one each on Monday and Thursday. Everything is mapped and the first major chunk of the beginning is already written. I'm nervous.... #chaggie #hazbinhotelfanfiction #hazbinhotel

Haha so I was encouraged to make myself a sona/self-portrait.... I really really like how it turned out...

#hazbinhotelseason2 I'd like to report my own murder bc this has fucking slain me

Fuck i need to fucking sleep bc i have major dental work in less than 8 hours but #hazbinhotel season 2 has me feeling like i just snorted a line

Likely going to open up 4 or 5 slots for fully rendered character commissions ($200ish usd per) bc in in need of funds. Totally cool with nudity, furry, monsters, creatures, animals etc. Just nothing overly erotic. Any interest over here? Will put together a proper post about this soon...

Order in the court(?) #HazbinHotel

This is one of those pictures that while I'm editing I'm thinking "Who the fuck do you think you are Brett Banditelli? what are you doing with your life? How dare you bring this content into the world in this moment?" Then I remember I have a meeting in 12 minutes about unions. 🪶

I still adore this one... #chaggie #hazbinhotelfanart #that90sAU

#Chaggie throwbackbto my first ever Hazbin fanart (I'm cringing so hard...) because I'm excited for season 2!

Anyone else feel like the more you try to do shit "right" and be considerate of others the more everything just turns around and bites you in the fucking ass? Very much sympathizing with the "why even try?" mentality right now...

This was a piece I drew as a gift to give to Erika. Life has been very not nice to me the last few weeks, so getting to meet her and present this to her at the convention was an astoundingly bright ray of sunshine. She is SO kind and funny. Also, MOOD, Charlie.... #Chaggie #HazbinHotelFanart

Holy shit y'all.... i met Erika and Amir.... @_@ 💀💀💀

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

The buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) has mastered a very particular kind of camouflage. When they close their wings up, they resemble a broken twig. Native to large parts of Europe, there's regional pattern variation that reflects the local tree species. This one best resembles birch twigs?

You're fuckin right

That's a very cool piece, well worth the accolades, and i'm sure the usual weirdo will act very normal about it.

So let me tell you how i just tried to share a screenshot with my girlfriend and accidentally sent her this...

Here, for y’all My variant cover for Batman/Superman World’s Finest 35 I tried my best to find a way to not make it homoerotic, but I couldn’t.

And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...

AI weirdos can pry em dashes and sparkle emojis from my cold, dead hands