woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake

one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it

crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍 crossdressers: 😰🚫👎

does the dog die dot com john wick

dogs 🤝 trans women peeing very little, several times

split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)

what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section

the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck

poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three

cucks 🤝 1930s comedians "take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "

fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*

people will be named skink armpit and post "reminder i'm nonbinary" bestie we know

no it's a mandela effect no one remembers the weezer guy was the zodiac but he was

milk duds are so good when you don't know what engorged ticks look like

swancore is just metalcore that's coming onto you

family guy was so ahead of its time (transphobic in the early seasons too)

i'm not horny i'm spiraling they just happen to look similar

idiosyncrasies nuts

i'm literally the divorced guy on dating apps saying aw you look like my first wife

mommy issues t slur seeking hand tattoos awful person

i'm woke but not pretend the wook isn't hot woke

y'know when you impulse buy a bong so you have to un-pre your rolls

"i didn't know you rode bareback, gandalf" iS FUCKING DEVIOUS HOLY SHIT

old guy just stopped me to say "thought your name was P!nk" 😭

the backrooms but it's a neighborhood of just crescents

yeah i'm amab (no emotional connection to the sims)

his & hersterectomies

she/hernia

the e in egirl stands for illiterate

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FINGER LIKE A MUPPET

phone sex with the dragon ball z narrator

absolutely packing my fanny rn

"google is free" mfs when they find out what just fucking explaining it costs 😲

craziest part of transitioning gotta be finding out what the toilet lid is for fr

long distance relationship t slurs be like pls donate to my getting laid again fund

detransitioning because there aren't any monogamous gay people 💅✨

know your worth ladies

nothing gold can stay, horsegirl

walked into mcdonalds with the boys at midnight someone just said "alphabet"

if you don't think my voice passes you haven't heard me when my nipple kinda hurts

i'm like if pageantry started with an F

indefagitable

join the my hero academia fandom we have cool minors to cosplay and um

tank bottom 🤝 glass cannon top

why you think tim curry is sexy vs why i think tim curry is sexy

hitting strangers with the "looking very trans masc today" until i get one right

innuendo? my endocrinologist isn't even that hot

who up frog and they toad

who up philing they dan