fridays they r my 5x5days

love takes miles by cameron winter is a miracle of a song

we need an investigative study as to why all the most beautiful transgender women in the world work at costco

7:30 pm: coke and whiskey!! 7:36 pm: Do You Think Two Girls Could On Purpose Kissed?

more and more people are saying pghrt.diy is really cool actually

fridays r my five by fivedays

BANDCAMP FRIDAYYYYYYY

there are maybe a dozen good christmas songs written in the 20th and 21st centuries and half of those are fairytale of new york. incredible tune

yall ever post photographs of yrself on the internet

The secret service exists to "COCK BLOCK" the President. No other reason

he's so

If I ever do get to toss people out of the Baseball Hall of Fame (per the subtitle of my 2017 book), Judge Landis and Cap Anson (he of the “Gentlemen’s Agreement”) are two of the first to have their plaques melted down for their outsized roles in segregating the game

i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.

⚠️ ATTENTION⚠️ ken jennings, on jeopardy last night, used the word “clownsona”

black friday 5x5day

Ground me all you want you cant unfuck the thanksgiving turkey

Well i am gonna miss watching sonny gray take the hill every fifth day for the saint louis cardinals. Good luck in havahd yahd o7

OH MY GOD WE GOT BLEWETT!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY

checking in to the roku city mental hospital

[ignoring a ringing phone at work] Yeah I'd fuck the marlboro man. Way cuter than Joe Camel & I think he'd -- oh shit my boss [picks up] 911 what's your emergency

robert plant knows about low and likes them. AWESOME

fri by fiveday

it’s such a problem that the same devices we use to send inadvisable texts are also capable of showing us rick danko singing ‘it makes no difference’ at the last waltz, like a pocket-sized strip mall of yearning

Something like half a dozen teachers from my high school have either been fired & persecuted or had to flee the country because of inappropriate behavior towards students and NONE OF THEM WAS EVEN THE ONE I HAD A CRUSH ONNNNN fuck my stupid baka life

my PDX people: what's the best library in portland/vancouver area to masturbate in?

"On Wisher, Ben Quad ain’t the fucking same anymore, but who would want them to be?" Guest writer Caro Alt joins the blog this week to explore the emo band's newest release swimintothesound.com/blog/2025/11...

They put so much new stuff in minecraft. I need a lesbian boyfriend who has space and time for me

juno (2007) the greatest movie. wow. the wayne gretzky of movies. maybe i have had one boilermaker spritz and two beers but i really dont think there are better movies than juno (2007)

save on water bills with this one weird trick! trespass and steal

fri by fiveday

Wriggle up on dry land Wednesday youtu.be/ytxbmr6fHbQ?...

meg white is the most famous rock and roll drummer of the 21st century. in addition to this, she's also my favorite rock and roll drummer of the 21st century. i dunno if it gets better than this youtu.be/7OyytKqYjkE?...

why is he so Carlos_Martinez.png

yall ever thibk about if Carlos Martinez has anything left in the tank? Carlos_Martinez.png

im going to SEATTLE today to see HOME IS WHERE and MICHAEL CERA PALIN. and then tomorrow im going to PLAY A SHOW it's all coming up iris

fivedays are my fri by fridays

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 2-3 minutes while my small kids play?

set myself on fire in front of my boss Thursday

chicago style pizza implies that someone somewhere is making APA and MLA style pizza

okay everyone let's move to chicago illinois. and rent will be $415. make it so!

well at least there's Big boobs if you go on google dot com and type in Big boobs and go to images.

gentrifier modest mouse: building nothing out of Vibrant affordable communities & ethnic enclaves with their own unique hyperlocal culture

resist lib modest mouse: good news for people who love bad news

fake woke modest mouse: the lonesome crowded Ancestral homeland of native people since time immemorial.

pop urbanist modest mouse: this is a long walk, cycle, or take public transit for someone with nothing to think about

I'm making a movie about the recording of a folk album called Nebraska. It's set in a near-future utopian society where Sufjan Stevens finally completes the 50 States Project.

fridays r my 5x5days

seattle concertgoers november 8th • home is where, michael cera palin, young jesus, floral tattoo, & counterproductive at el cor -- OR -- • algernon cadwallader, first day back, & LAKE at the substation --OR-- • job. fuck my stupid employed life. just kidding. love my slacker call-out life.

doctors hate this one weird trick: BRIGHT EYES and 2 CIGARETTES