the name of the band is Racecourse and ive been spinning their album July, December all year and i'm pretty sure that the title track of the album samples the first youtube video that comes up when u search "water out of speaker sound" racecourse.bandcamp.com/track/july-d...

I dig the Mitski album and the Nothing album and the deathcrash album. I wish I liked sombr and the 1975 and that sort of stuff so i could feel this way all the time.

as though Sand through the Hour Glass , so go the Fives by five of our fri days

TOP 10 DINNERS: 10: Ramen 9: Beans and rice 8: Baked potatoes 7: Pierogies 6: 3 beers and a fistful of whatever snack food is in the house 5: Buffalo omlette 4: Pussy 3: Bean and cheese burrito 2: Fettuciene alfredo 1: 500 cigarettes and 500 double coke and whiskeys and shredded cheese

This is pathetic but it’s also how we got Facebook. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

i'm like the Muhammad Ali of emails

Lorenzo Cain sounds like the name of a rock star. Tony Womack sounds like a 2000s post punk drummer who's the best drummer in the world to like 50 people. Cole Young sounds like a teen idol flameout. Austin Barnes sounds like a fictional country singer in a movie about a different country singer

The most dad rockingest rock band lineup i could make of active-ish MLB position players: Vocals: Max Kepler Lead guitar: Tommy Edman Rhythm guitar: Taylor Ward Bass: Nolan Jones Drums: Dominic Smith Keys: Mickey Moniak

The most dad-rockingest band lineup I could make of active-ish MLB pitchers: Vocals/guitar: Andrew Painter Lead guitar: Mick Abel. Great pick. HM: Connelly Early Rhythm guitar: Triston McKenzie Bass: Sonny Gray (who also really looks the part) Drums: Jared Jones Keys: Jeffrey Springs

My early 2026 ranking of pitchers who sound most like early 70's British lead guitarists: 1) Mick Abel 2) Ian Seymour 3) Hunter Greene 4) Hunter Brown 5) Paul Skenes

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

Beer is like drinking television

the name of the band is Pinegrove and the name of the album is Cardinal. and they are GOOD. and every outcome's such a comedown

You're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be And I don't wanna go home right now

fri by fivedayyyyy

Thare saying my Wife has " Unc Status ".

The Philly jangle pop / emo outfit Remember Sports' new album The Refrigerator is really good! A friend of mine called it "midwest Wednesday" but I kinda think that "00s Weezer if instead of Rivers' ego, they had quality control" is more what's happening here youtu.be/v7uWym8DGUk?...

car seat headrest have a lotta good songs

my five year plan is to die of plague and haunt 1209 Orange St, Wilmington, DE

like sands through the hourglass, so go the five by fives of our fridays

the English post-rock (?) band deathcrash has just put out a song that recalls augustana's "boston" a lot more than that band has any right to. i think it's my favorite song of the year so far youtu.be/PuBQL40I0f8?...

yall ever smell a smell u used to wear/be around a lot but dont anymore and suddenly yr 15 again and terrified of everything? no? just me and the twenty one pilots guy?

roommate being up to some Roommate Bullshit worse than abt 60 9/11s rn

Any Dodgers player who defends visiting Trump by saying it's all about "honoring the office, not the man" or that it's about "team unity" should immediately be asked why it was fine for Blake Treinen to skip out in 2021 because he hated Joe Biden.

o! that five by friday

field of dreams is my favorite, the one i associate most with my dad is a few good men

Brendan Ryan SS-2B Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2016 STL - LAA - SEA - NYY

working on another sad song set in tha city of chicago. Have there ever been any of these before?!

First Day Back baby let’s go

Once more the only song ever written is this live version of Bright Eyes' "If Winter Ends" by an eighteen year old Conor Oberst. youtu.be/MERst-fIRSA?...

I will Never pay my Taxes. RETRUTH!

babe you’re not going to convince me to get into the soft porn show about closeted gay guys in a famously homophobic sport made by a straight woman

fryin' my five by five. on a friday.

i'm done with the word "whimsical". next person i hear using it is gonna get kicked in the shins

who else Going to seek a Great Perhaps?

the album July, December by the Santa Cruz CA emo slowcore bamd Racecourse. Holy goddamn shit. racecourse.bandcamp.com/album/july-d...

the album My Heart Is A Room With No Cameras In It by the Brooklyn-based musical project Victoryland ~ We got a live one! victoryland.bandcamp.com/album/my-hea...

i hope geese play a rock song on snl

calvin and hobbes is like if the bible was about america

prestige console gaming: dawg u gotta check out Dark Fate 4: War Spiral. It's got the most detailed story since Skyrim and the smoothest gameplay since GTA. There's a gun that shoots tactical knives. prestige PC gaming: dawg u gotta check out Squeeblo. It's got pastel colors but it's, like, sad.

i gotta fix my car and my apartment and my reproductive organs and my Relationship with my mother and it all looks EX fucking Spensive. has someone got forty eight hours to spare thanks in advance!

feels like a five by friday every day. hey jessie.

breakcore and 5 beers!

If Azrael the Angel of Death came to Earth he would go on a filmed podcast and talk about Luis Robert Jr to the Mets in 1080p

Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :(

solidarity or fuck off. don't let the fake idea of nations divide our global struggle against fascism and colonialism

M. Ward has a Hot 100 hit and it's not that one. Not that one either. Nope it's actually from She & Him. Not that She & Him song. Not that one either. youtu.be/Q5sgJrgpzr4?...

PROJECTED DODGERS 2027 ROTATION S. Ohtani Y. Yamamoto B. Snell T. Glasnow R. Sasaki N. Ryan D. Drysdale With Sheehan and Casparius in swingman/multi-inning relief roles and Diaz, Scott, and Vesia holding down the late innings, this could be one of the scariest pitching staffs ever!

PROJECTED DODGERS 2027 LINEUP 1) S. Ohtani dh 2) K. Tucker rf 3) M. Betts ss 4) F. Freeman 1b 5) W. Smith c 6) T. Hernandez lf 7) M Schmidt 3b 8) R. Hornsby 2b 9) J. DiMaggio cf With Pages and Muncy moving to bench roles and Edman as a supersub, this could be one of the scariest lineups ever!