Congrats to the BDS. FREE PALESTINE.

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

I'm stomping all over your prize gardenia in my frivolous boots! I hate your stupid gardenia and I love my elaborately decorated boots! Hahaha!

You should only listen to independent podcasts when you're shitting because otherwise you might hear a wondery ad you can't skip when you're wiping. Next time you gotta take a fat dump, consider the @houseofsnax.bsky.social

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I mean... They ain't wrong. Credit: gundambros1

trans women you cannot be naming yourself shit like Jadzia, cmon,

hey honey i poured you a bowl of cereal for breakfast i love you so much dearest —oh thanks this looks gr—babe this is like… fabric? some synthetic stuffing? part of a zipper? what’s wrong with this Honey Bunches of Oats? my love you misread the box, this is Honey Bunches of Coats

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (1992)

Confidence skyrocketing because the Albertson's cashier sounded legitimately impressed with my couponing

new name for online, if ya don't know me outside here promptly forget the old one

It's my first day back to work and also my first day off antidepressants because I lost my health insurance. What a fun coincidence

Yeah, fuck me for thinking you'd like an anchor. Just cuz you live in your fishing shop and talk constantly about your love of the sea, but, no yeah I am the asshole for thinking you'd like an anchor for a gift. Fuck me. fucking prick

finally found the image that went with this post again

They should make a good fallout game

The two genres of Internet search for a first time metal gear player

How do I get into this line of succession

if you're a Raiden hater, fuck you, you are my enemy

🎵dumb bitch take a look at my life I’m a lot like you🎶

Was "anal play" what they called any form of creativity in the 60s?? Or just pottery specifically?

I'm watching this Hallmark movie where Peter Gallagher will only fuck his Mimi Rogers wife if his robot can watch

Sooo glad I can finally post this

My wife read 2 Trans 2 Furious and now she won't stop acting like Dominic Toretto

If you can watch the scene where Dom tells Brian to race the Ferrari ("Smoke him.") and think that they're NOT girlfriends, I don't know what to tell ya!!

There are a lot of bad Pepsi machines out there. Wienerschnitzel, for example

Soup sux

10 minutes into Metal Gear Solid 4 and already pausing the game to go bother my wife and tell her about the cool shit I saw

Can somebody from the UK explain the ending of 28 Years Later to me

Friday at last…

The Demolished Man (1951) invented Disco Elysium

Going through english dubs of poorly animated hentai from the 80s & they all sound like this.

Cyberpunk 2077 should have had a dust meter that makes your cyberware less effective as it fills up and has to be cleared by an annoying cleaning mini game

gobble gobble bitch 🦃🦃🦃

one time @verycoolemily.bsky.social was editing an episode of a podcast that i was on and she tweeted something along the lines of "whats a podcast host's favorite thing to put on toast? but uhh" and i wanted to throttle her for getting my ass so bad i think about that shit years later

listen to diet coke and liliths house of snax or else

today’s lesbian of the day is: diet coke!

SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE? ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak. SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!

Nathan Fielder did Metal Gear Solid 2 to a dog

bird: if you're flying, your legs are in the wrong position. It's unhealthy other bird: you need to be flying to create momentum! Otherwise it might dribble and get on you This is how I imagine birds talk about shitting

ganondorf: lately i've been getting lightheaded when i stand up too fast. i think i need an iron supplement. or maybe i'm just sleeping weird. link: yah! ganondorf: man, what is your fucking problem. link: hhhhhyah!

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies