going plump on a flying whale with your sail set in a foggy squall is the height of a whaleman’s discretion

K331.7 Thief lies down in the space between the king's and the queen's bed and steals jewelry from both.

their three Nantucket irons entered the whale

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Being the Plex Server owner should get you the same treatment as being like a D-Day veteran

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in the books, Gollum's great love for and incredible skill at climbing trees is remarked upon frequently by many characters. and I think Peter Jackson is a fucking tool for omitting that from his films

I have had my beloved cat Christmas for nearly 6 years and today I was enjoying some fancy hams and she sniffed the air so hard she made a face I have never seen before

A DaThings classic, updated for this particular day:

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack" (2001)

a lot of stuff can get in your eye and it's no big deal. more than you think maybe. the other day i took a direct hit from some hairspray like no problem, no pain AT ALL

abbot: i hear you’ve got a bold new kink for body fluids and i want to know about it. is it piss? costello: it’s snot. abbott: understood. it’s not piss. blood? costello: it’s snot! abbot: drat, i was excited for that one. hold on, let me blow my nose costello: *holds out his bare hand*

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season 6 of Gilmore Girls is propaganda about how women shouldn't propose funded by Major League Baseball to sell more jumbotron proposal messages

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as punishment for the 2017 Gilmore Girls revival, they should be forced to make the 2027 Gilmore Girls revival

the best speed for podcasts is 0.7

Las Vegas Mayor Larry Vaughn: Las Vegas is a smoker's town. We need smoker dollars.

i heard the MLB is gonna let em squirt all over the ball soon. theyre changing it to where ur allowed to squirt all over the ball

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the top 3 websites for having fun and goofin off are: 1. nuts.com 2. celebheights.com 3. analbuttsex.com

Victor Hugo warned us about podcasters

please mr godzilla my country america yearns for freedom

Can't watch that show, Mr. Bean. The guy is a fucking idiot.

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she's beautiful

News used to be better

Happy Easter. Remember the reason for the season.

utterly lost was he to all sense of reverence for the many marvels of their majestic bulk and mystic ways

happy easter

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Doctors love to play golf because it's like making the earth take pills

I clicked to see more on the supposedly proletarian message and it changed to {{product.brand}}. I hate living in such a clumsy metaphor for my own reality

Iggy pop's looking furry these days

Yet this is life.

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E332 Non-malevolent road ghosts.

they should make a vape battery that's also a universal remote

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"almost"

had to get a new ID picture taken at work today. who knew you could construct an entire human face out of just tooth and forehead

we have many things here that I enjoy. snails. spirals. pottery. a tunnel. a lighthouse. spirals. my favorite place, dragonfly pond. my best friend shuichi. and spirals.

might be time for a Lost re-watch