Serving up a look, dancing in a drought. ☺️✨

I am here for Femme Petra. We need more ripped femmes—I cannot be the only one holding down the fort. 🫶🏿

Chiyo, please give my phone number to the Cake Woman.

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TOURNAMENT IN THE TOURNAMENT, HECK YEAH!! Quick selfie w/ my friend, I didn't know she was gonna be here today!

Arceus the Exalted, please forgive me for what I have just said! I am undeserving of speaking even Your magnificent name! Purge my thoughts and cleanse my heart!

I wish I could have cake.

@kvnoichii.bsky.social [ VOICEMAIL FROM: MOM!! ] 📞 Fatima told me what happened. 📞 I'm sorry. I should have been more mindful of how you would respond to that. 📞 I was worried. 📞 I knew you hadn't been sleeping. I knew the amount of time you had spent asleep was insufficent.

Becoming acquainted with you has been an incredibly interesting experience, Silky. 🫶🏿

What

O Adamant Dialga, the most Brilliant, it is through You that Time flows, reduce You-Know-Who until He is but a lone Purple Scale.

Sapphic actions everywhere for those with the eyes to see it

I do not intend to give this individual more attention than they deserve, but it is "fun" to learn someone assumed my missing posters were Porygenerated.

Lord Arceus, it's Chiyo. Please put your hoof on the scale and weigh down every trainer in lumiose city's heart with your fervor. Give them the firepower to really test us so that the next time we run into one of your kids, it's a lot closer to a 'fight'. Thank you for the new blades, by the way.

I do not know what country this is, but the most beautiful women seem to come from here. 🤭

I was sitting on the porch with my girlfriend when she suddenly blurted out "I love you." I smiled and asked, "is that you talking or is that the wine talking?" She said, "that is me talking to my wine."

Graying at 33...

"The hated boss that beats you down and beats you down and never lets up..." #PokemonRP #MVRP

It is incredibly inappropriate to make a post about this—but a woman holding the position of the Gym Leader for Saffron City will always make me giggle because tribadism was often colloquially referred to in Arabic poetry as a "saffron massage".

There is vulnerability in placing yourself in the position of a suitress.

A man joins a monastery where he is only allowed to say 2 words every 10 years. After the first decade, he says "food bad." After 20 years, he says "bed hard." After 30, he says "I quit." The head monk responds "I'm not surprised. You have done nothing but complain since you got here."

Assalamu alaykum and happy Pride Month to the myriad disciples of Sappho and Sister Hind bint al-Khuss al-Iyādiyya. 🫶🏿✨

Petra is so funny. 🫶🏿

solo. content advisory. trauma, motherhood, alcohol, guilt, longing, yearning.

Forretresses in 5. ✨

I always find joy in just hearing about lesbians in love. Even if I have no connection to it, it's just nice seeing sapphic love in the world.

As displeased as I am with the results, I can't deny how cute she is.

One thing I love about polyamory: I've really learned to not be jealous when my partners connect with other people. The downside is getting jealous when they have full plans with other people that sound so fun.

I think my girlfriend underestimates how connected she really is in the grand scheme of things.

"𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒷𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝒾𝑜𝓃! 𝒲𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒫𝑜𝓀é𝓂𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇!" 🖤✨Headcanon/AU Portrayal✨🖤 | #PKMNRP | #PTRP | #MVRP | #SFW | #BSKYRP | #NSFW |

My girlfriend is so cool. 😌✨

Let it be known that I nearly fainted Giratina itself without so much as Mega Evolving Sasha.

I’ve reached that magical hour of the evening where every problem becomes tomorrow’s problem and every solution becomes a glass of Barolo ✨

@karen.pokenavs.net I encourage you to take this suggestion with a grain of salt—as I have only ever been to Kanto once—but when you become Champion, please revise the structure of the Plateau to allow for spectators. For the rare chance someone might have a partner who wants to watch her battle.

I fear my absence has enabled people to lie about me. I have nothing to corroborate this beyond an instinct and today was wonderful enough that I do not care enough to dispute the narratives that might have emerged after May 1st.

@kvnoichii.bsky.social 📲 Have you slept at all since the 27th?

...I really hope I was not being presumptive by calling her my girlfriend in my prayer.

O Arceus Almighty, what did I do to deserve Your blessings? I've abrogated my duty to You, I turned to You only to pray for others—to beg that You intercede for them—and still You reward me.

Of course this sore winner is in my notifications. 😒🫶🏿

Why have the Electabuzzes been performing so well? How are they 3-3 against the Altarias? What the fuck?

...Oh Arceus, Ndidi is on here now?

Asalaam alaykum. 👋🏿

@roarktype.poke.surf [DM] I was told you attempted to recover me from the cave this month. [DM] Thank you and I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.

[CALL FROM "Acquaintance Magnolia"] I will be flying back to Alola on the 31st — may we meet before then? ...Far from Route 214. [ She sounds dead when she speaks – feels dead, too. Tries to inject warmth into her voice like she hadn't spent the better part of a month dying. ] @karen.pokenavs.net

solo. content advisory. trauma, victim-blaming, guilt.

"...the first sword of Team Nova. Splintered Spirit Panacea Magnolia Margot." The drums beat against her ears. The battle raged behind and beyond her. The wheel turned, and Chiyo, she drew her arms back, flipping the Kunai so it's blade ran parallel to her eyes, her gaze before throwing it.

𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞. 𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗. 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧. 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗.

𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧. 𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞. 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙. 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗟. 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡. 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗦𝗘. So, she was here! Why?? When-? Wait, did it... It just-? "Refuse? What do you - ?" 𝗥𝗘𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧. 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗬. 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗔𝗞𝗘. 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧. 𝗙𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥. 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬𝗦. 𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗗. 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗. 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗖𝗘𝗔𝗡. 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘.

𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗗, 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡. 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗧. 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦. 𝗗𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗞 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗢𝗖𝗘𝗔𝗡.