...Thank Arceus I'm not there. Everyone seems so disrespectful to one another.

…Do we fuck with a woman who can lift you over her head and has a credit score of 811? 🤭

I miss Petra already. 🫶🏿

...She would.

@featherdance.bsky.social Do you remember when I said you would be the first to know about any shopping trips? 😉

Me: how’s my horse looking Veterinarian: he’s as healthy as a horse Me: what does that mean here

VETERINARIAN: i have good news and bad news SCHRÖDINGER: oh hell yeah

I was approved on a loan to construct my own greenhouse. It's going to be sad losing the Berry bushes and trees from my apartment, but the overcrowding really has become an issue. ...It also kills the vibe a bit having to ask my hookups if they have any Berry allergies taking them back to my place.

Ameen, Petra. 🫶🏿

I appreciate how brazen Petra can be about this sort of thing.

This is why I fuck with Petra, she is always keeping it real. 🫶🏿

I have not been able to stop looking at this. It is such a shame I'm going to die one day. I deserve to look this hot forever. 💖

wlw (women love winona)

i cannot express how challenging it was to keep this photo to myself for so long. very grateful for the opportunity. 🩵

Alhamdulillah, we are all connected to the Moon as we are to all of The Almighty's creations. 🫶🏿

In a way we're all connected to the moon.

☺️

@kvnoichii.bsky.social Before your next battle, I would like to teach you and Battle Bear a technique.

A little pup learning to howl at the moon #Rockruff#Lycanrok#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

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@route126.bsky.social Do you allow spectators for your Gym matches?

I'm not an ornithologist but I've tended to Flying-types, so here is a fun fact. To date, there are only three Pokémon that are pure Flying – Tornadus, Rookidee, and its first Evolution, Corvisquire.

calm before the storm 🪽 * ·˚

Women love me for my soft and delicate surgeon hands.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ﹢ ₊ ⠀ 🚬 ࿔ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ SHOKO IEIRI, MD. ⠀ ⠀ PRIMARY PHYSICIAN. ⠀

🫓!! oh, rotom you're very cool for this...

THERES AN EMOJI? 🫓

Arceus, bless my opps that they may not have the voice of Erica Mendez when it really does not fit them.

Carnivine hitting that zaza (old art) [ #pokemon #art #digitalart #doodle #sketch ]

I had a wonderful day today. I was attacked by a Shiny Tailow outside Rustboro. It may have been an Alpha, it seemed larger than the others in its flock.

My friend has changed so drastically since becoming a vegan. It is like I've never seen herbivore.

taking my veterinarian friend to the doctor for his checkup and he’s just panting heavily and won’t come out from under the table

veterinarians cannot refuse taking care of your Chia Pet. its literally the law.

A little veterinarian office humor for your Tuesday reading enjoyment. #dogs #cats #vet

Why did the veterinarian pour ketchup and mustard on the dog that was running a fever? Because you always put condiments on a hot dog. I'll see myself out now.

On main? In /public?/

“𝑴𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔.”

Things seem a bit lively now. ☺️

(making my grand return @circhesterstadium.bsky.social )

"Now, enter a world of silver snow!" #ptrp #pkmnrp

Can I come over and look at you like this?

Every day is Rileys day if you believe it

IT'S RILEY DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Happy Riley Day!

Lastly, I ask that you watch over my momma, and The Boss too. Though they've both cast me aside, I pray they haven't cast aside a chance for peace after the wheel turns. If there's even a chance, I pray they've ample opportunity to notice it. Thank you for hearing me. May you live in peace."