Hiiiiiii, Lance! ✌️

@mayor-rox.bsky.social How are you feeling about stepping back into the FRAY?!

YAY YAY YAYYYYYY YAY YAY RETURN OF ROXANNE YAYYYYYY

BRAWLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. This is official. Liza signed off on it. 2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings Lisia + Brawly Norman + Liza Petra + Ford Khepri + Ignatius Winona + Sidney Phoebe + Tate

I hope they pair me with Petra!!!! If I had to whiff her in the face with a ball I’d feel SO bad about it. I’d still do it but I’d feel bad!

No because that'd be so cute though...

SHE’S BALD! SHE’S BALD AND SHE’S BULLYING PEOPLE THAT HAVE HAIR!!

@lyracally.bsky.social Ms. Kotone! 💖🩵 I have some questions about Helping Hands, if you have the time!

Hiiii yukiiiiiiii !!!!!!!! 🏄😁🧜‍♀️🪼🐠🐬☔️🥃🧿🎊🩵💚🧡

Roxanne will have ONE RING IN THIS LIFE and ONE RING ONLY.

Parting shot of this rock star from last week… Costa’s Hummingbird on cholla skeleton 🪶☀️🌵 (sunrise reflection in bird’s eye)

Oh nooooo is club dancing going to be the thing we finally put aside our differences and join forces for 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

It’s actually a visual trick. People only think Wally is a put-together person ‘cause he wears so many layers.

You left me here. Your son. I've been home aloned. I hope Roxanne stood up on the plane like Catherine O'Hara and yelled 'PETRA!!'

#drawmries peace and love on planet earth

So glad to be several hours' flying distance away from hoenn right now yaayyyy ❤️ Okay ❤️

OW

You guys just need to learn to PROJECT YOUR VOICE MORE COMFORTABLY.

Cold out here! Even in summer! 🥶🥶🥶🥶

"faster and farther than before" #dragonite #pokemon #art

Dragon's breath silk is finer and more durable than Frosmoth silk. The Dragon Clan outside of Blackthorn City likes to gatekeep its origins but it's weaved from Dragonair sheddings. But -- of course -- I am far too elusive and mysterious for you to have heard that from me.

CRYINGGGGG

I for one love not talking to Haru. Eek

I have a great track record with mysterious women that have complicated histories with Roxanne so this will be ! Great !!

Where have I seen her before…?

THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAALLLL

HIII PHOEBEEEEEE!!!!!

Did you guys know Massive Freakin’ Hurry is still touring with all four original members? AND they write their own songs?!

… IS THAT PETRA IN A TRENCH COAT AND SUNGLASSES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BISTRO

I am so nervous I could just BURST.

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WILL THEY KISS? WILL THEY BATTLE? WILL THE LEAGUE TEAR THEM APART? OR BRING THEM TOGETHER?

Kalos is NOT all it's cracked up to be. I went to visit these two city socialites I worked with once upon a time when I was still an Idol -- real wildflowers, personal apprentices to Ms. Diantha when I knew them -- and the mademoiselle reeked of cigs and the gentleman CONSTANTLY let her know.

WOW, you guys have been busy while I was gone! DIZZY busy!

No details, but I also had a long overdue midnight kiss. Anyway, best of luck to my protégé, Petra. Goodnight all, and Happy New Year.

Wally drinks Beefeater martinis, extra-dry, straight-up, stirred not shaken, with extra olives...

Leader Wally has identical word art in his kitchen to my mother. I believe it states “I Stay Hydrated By Adding Ice To My Wine”…

I want to say something like "see! Roxanne does have a sense of humor!" but Tate really did bite me once when I was still an Idol.

All my advice on the subject has already been given to my two students, Lisia and Petra. Seeing as they are your colleagues, my best advice is to trust their judgment and follow their example. Oh and Tate bites people, let Wally sit next to him at meetings, the green hair calms him.

Heeeyy! I might be a Sootopolis nepobaby but at least I'm qualified!! 😱

The Draconids are not anywhere near as eccentric as certain people (cough. Zinnia. cough. Elite four member who follows me.) might give an impression of...

I need to get him one of those novelty travel mugs that says NOT A DAY OVER FABULOUS or something.

It’s NOT Wallfred?! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

The way I would rather revive Team Aqua myself and flood the world than use The Apps

Sybil is a pretty classic “lesbian who burns sage in your apartment complex and sets off the fire alarm” kind of name. 😗

She loves to show up to my temple and be weird and ominous and say mysterious things as if it’s not my temple and I don’t know what happens in there. 😐😐