RILEYYYYYYY @rad.poke.surf I LIKE YOUR POOL FIT DO YOU WANT A HIGH NOON

"Anything over 68 kilos is too big for me" "I am scaring of have a 'dad body'" "girls dinner" everybody in Europe is needs to eating 3 meals full a day. Put down the fucking GLP. The Ozempic will killing you before an extra 5 kilos will. You can do it. I'm believing in you.

チリーン／Chimecho

@wally.pokenavs.net WHEREEEEEE are the high noons I just bought yesterday. I thought they were s'posed to go in the poolside cooler? did Sir Ralts move them?

I'm doing my best to live up to the Flannery/Phoebe/Winona prime party girl era Hoenn this summer. I'm already like, 3 levels too butch so its an uphill battle but I will get there. I must believe.

🏄‍♂️☀️🏖️

This is like explaining dirt to Groudon.

Mr. Maple—I mean Norman—and I did lunch today in Rustburo. Tell me why I’m having to explain to the father of my two queer thotty besties what “gay son thot daughter” means one day into Pride Month.

Microdosing on Tera Shards so I can change my type.

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speaking of jinro…

wowww, sensing bad vibes on all fronts today

smart girl.

Groudon feels no pity. He sleeps, and he rages. Just pray he sleeps, if you wish to invoke the name.

where I’m from it seems like the ‘inter’ is for ‘interdimensional’ not ‘international’, so why they’d be concerned with person-to-person problems is beyond me.

... *everything* else?

No surprise there.

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tate is doing well! we’re highly aware of each other, famously, so we don’t often check in between missions. he and i share experiences that are awe inspiring in every mission. it’s reducing to observe a universe that is so indifferent. yet the wonder of it remains.

Get—sniff—him, girls.

that's OUR snotboy

I need those pants omfg.

legendary sentence.

It’s not always about size, Haru.

he doesn’t LOL

haircut looks great, riley. I'm not even gonna try to talk you into getting a buzzcut this time.

@noitsmeeki.poke.surf van de walle estate pool party next weekend. you're coming, right?

hey I fucks with girl dinner though

butch enough for the ladies hunky enough for the gents I'm really doing it all

gymcest 😭

You fight against your fate too hard and those trickster gods start taking notice of you

… ANCIENTS, NORMAN IS THE FIRST IN THE CIRCUIT NOW

holy shit, 2014 was twelve years ago.

hey, just a tip from a stranger on the web, but I think you should make a call to DevonCorp and ask them for their records about what happened in November 2014.

I'm probably nonbinary but I've got a lot on my plate so Idrc about that rn.

let’s get bitches today

○ does he deserve life

it's gonna

╭──────────.★..─╮ Earth to Liza. do you copy? ╰─..★.──────────╯

under the turnpike on that route is, like, make-out point for tween trainers in Hoenn that have never kissed anyone before.

Wally says "this is bullying" to his lifelong bully. Yes, idiot, it is~

Hobbling around on my cane. I was bald once.

DO YOU ONLY POST ABOUT BALD

MY GENDER IS BALD LADY

Its getting warmer, maybe I should go full bald.

DO IT