I'd be surprised if Hilbert kept him on the roster after this season.

Woof.

That's not true.

@faeambrosia.poke.surf What's your gym schedule looking like? I never know when you're here or in Sinnoh.

Hag mention

hitting them with the "whos that" re: n harmonia

Let it be known this carnivine was part of a bonded pair (a smeargle??) (I was not told until delivery) and we still haven't found a permanent home for the two. I'd be tempted to forever them if I had the room but that's how it always goes.

TRULY UNPLEASANT #Geodude#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

Terrifying. On the one hand, I want mine to have friends. On the other… what are they planning? What are they plotting? And why is it my downfall?

Smeargle // HeartGold & SoulSilver - HS—Undaunted // (Art: Midori Harada)

The council of Natu gathers to discuss the mysteries of the world and share their knowledge with those who seek it #Natu#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

They're trying to explain curse techniques to me.

It's bc I missed the first and paid for it big time. I'll be haunted until I finish the challenge now.

Sat up in a cold sweat thinking I'd missed my next battle. That's not even this week.

Ice Pokémon delight in the chilly breeze and snowy scenery, their spirits as bright as the snowflakes#Vulpix#Glaceon#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

We're splishin' We're splashin' Just frickin' around #Pancham#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

Ariados spotted at the gym. Not sure if it's a house Ariados or a jumping Ariados.

Celesteela // Sun & Moon - Celestial Storm // (Art: kawayoo)

// the typos in that were unreal. srry

// reading the card explains the card.. 2! riley doesn't have a lot going on but the option is there

Going to a womens fitness class is a gateway drug to becoming addicted to going to the gym. I get it now.

Seviper's moonlit leap, a daring feat of serpentine elegance! Over the moon and beyond! #Seviper#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

ᅠ ㅤ ( hits you with a pipe ) oh, i'm sorry. ( hits you with a pipe ) sorrgy. accident... ( hits you with a pipe ) ( hits you with a pipe ) ( hits you with a pipe ) ( hits you with a pipe ) why are you bleeding? ᅠ ㅤ

Rip WEIR you would've loved someone trying to fight Deoxys.

This is the kind of pokémon people post with the "this is who you're being mean to when you talk to me btw" caption

Also from the cold unfeeling darkness of space.

John McTiernan's idea of an honorable militant alien predator is complete fiction. John Carpenter and Ridley Scott understand the unconsenting, relentless beings of destruction that grow in the cold, unforgiving depths of space.

I feel like a Skiploom in this wind, geez..

I only watched the Alien franchise like.. a year ago maybe? I was late to a lot of hit movies like that but my girlfriend is a total buff.

Yes I did forget that more than one deoxys can exist at a time.

Oh hey maybe if Chiyo takes care of Deoxys it'll stop harassing Sapphire. Two Pidgey, one stone.

I'm already strong enough to finish a fight against a normal person but that's because I use underhanded methods. I fight dirty.

Start my weights class tonight. 💪 I'm coming for the title.

Makes me miss the Unova I grew up in.

I recognize he can't lash out at Rio because she higher in the food chain right now but.. I really didn't do anything to him!

Second gym down. I've surely created some kind of family blood feud, however, if Sam or I were ever to have kids. We won't, but the blood feud is there.

oh what defines a straight man's straight ？

Vulpix on the hunt. #nature

It's been fun. Don't come back.

If I lost my grip on reality I would simply get it back?

I love being friends with smart ppl because that's how you get to conversations about Sunflora being better suited to irradiated wastelands than other pokémon but she'd need to be a cam photosynthesizer to really live her best life.

Oh , we're doing haiku's now ? Ahem . Pikachu , my friend . He is very cute and round . I love Pikachu .

A quick game of peakaboo! #Trubbish#Eevee#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

I'm just going with the sibling labels now. No need to get boggy with it. No need to worry about it too much. ^^

Sam is next and he's not gonna go easy on me either. . . TT

Oh so this is going to be the most punishing battle I've ever had. Okay! 🙂‍↕️

Chance says low then.. I'll just reschedule. Send a fruit basket or something.. there's nothing worse than standing someone up. <={

I am never going to get my new badge set...

OH FUCK

The blue is empty. It's only you.