Oh no do I have to watch a horror movie to understand what people are talking about? I dont wanna

Based.

I might be the most socially trained Gold but I am still a Gold. Its in my veins.

I deadass stopped reading after Mistress and I'm /not/ sorry.

I thought Clements Gym was inside that landmark that came to life? Isn't that already a wild zone?

I still love this #pokemon artwork alot. Gold the hatcher, based on the manga #pokespe

Bluh, after an exhausting week of travel to plan my next season and meet with that region's League and Tourism Board, I am home. I was technically home yesterday night but I spent the last 24 hours in a vegetative state of recouperation

To be clear, I was aware of the reference, but I'm not going to not attempt to poke fun at my senpais when given opportunity

If anybody this season takes me to Mt. Chimney, I'm naming the episode Brokeback Mt. Chimney and they cannot stop me. I will die on that hill

Just two totally hetero life partners going to go make out at the Ever Grande Waterfall, what could be better.

The genwunderkind are following me.

Gayyyyyyyy

Galar seems lively lately.

Pfft

15k P is honestly a really good day rate? I mean a bottle of Zinc cost 9.8k. An ultra ball cost 1.2k, and people buy those in gross sometimes.

Sapphic actions everywhere for those with the eyes to see it

Thats my flag! I'm from there!

I do not know what country this is, but the most beautiful women seem to come from here. 🤭

Oh hey its that month where KBC puts me on all the advertising for *no reason in particular*

Y'all ever just. Yearn?

Grey mustve just put the kid to bed, I'm getting like-bombed

Like iocane powder...

Life goals. Or I guess death goals

I had a free night so I went to the Voltorb Flip Hall. I have been here for 4 hours.

Baby little allsorts!! So cute

I also was renewed for a 5th season, and the location has been decided, but thats literally all I'm allowed to say about it at this time. But I will say I'm very excited! And that it's a place I know well. And even almost ended up living there. And I was in that region when I came out to my family.

The network told me I'm allowed to officially announce the Region and subtitle of the new season, so season 4 is Golden Hour: Scarlet Sunsets, and it's capturing my time in Paldea! I'd literally never been before, so it's a bit of a unique season, in that sense.

I'm glad my Kalos season was before Lumiose went crazy.

I've seen that movie!

Its almost time for a new full season of the show. I've already been to Alola, Kalos, and Orre. The network is kinda weird about me doing seasons for regions in Japan, since they have more local shows for that, but I feel like Hoenn or Sinnoh are the natural next step...

Everybody's so big on Hoenn these days...

The concept of fans is so weird to me... Like. I don't know. I'm friendly with everybody, so I'm never like, upset that I have fans, I love talking to my fans. But sometimes I get freaked when they remember things about stuff I've done that I don't even remember. Like jokes in test kitchen vids.

My girlfriend is in Pasio again and my roommate is staying late training at the Gym, and I'm bored having a soak with a glass of wine, what is uppppp internet friends??

My Hall of Fame photo team is a Poliwag, Murkrow, Clefairy, Pichu, Clobbopus and Croagunk. I am the Little Cup Queen, never forget.

Knowing that I'm from 1990, at my age if I hadn't fallen I probably would've wound up one of those guys who "jokes" about how much he wants to kiss the homies right now. Says he wants Silver to make him a bride, then says "no homo"

Everyday, I wake up glad I'm on the slightly less turbulent side of the reality shifting fence that exists between Kanto and Johto. Of course, then I take a train to the more turbulent side...

Wait okay none of this math makes sense. I came into this timeline in 2012, I had just turned 10, because I'm 24 now. So I only jumped forward 12/13 years?? I THINK. yall I hate timetravel

If that guy on the boat to Sinnoh hadn't given me a poketch I probably still would've thought it was 2000. I would've thought it was 2013 right now.

Back in my day they just called us "that weird feral kid who crawled outta the Sinjoh Forest and thinks its the year 2000"

I'm thinking about the other baby pokemon hair idea as a concept and realizing that Togepi just has Bart Simpson hair and I'm distressed.

Other regions are so dramatic. Worst we have here is Bruno being bad at phrasing.

I'm shiny now!

A shocking turn of events from Haru

I mean. I'm kinda there? Me and Kotone in an Olivine beach house we share with our asexual platonic life partner Silver.

I know the masses really want to see a Woke Polycule amongst the Johto quad😔

Another me has hit the timeline.

Still thinking about the pale green hair. To make me a proper Johto shiny. Thats such a good idea.

It helped (after i was done having a minor anxiety crisis) when I found out that my timeline Krys had naturally stepped up and handled the normal Gold Rocket things that happened in Johto. Initially I thought the time shift had just, erased my timeline. But nah. She girlbossed it while I was gone.

Like I'm over being insecure about my path compared to my timeline twins, but that comment from a psychic is enough to make a girl spiral.