A shocking turn of events from Haru

I mean. I'm kinda there? Me and Kotone in an Olivine beach house we share with our asexual platonic life partner Silver.

I know the masses really want to see a Woke Polycule amongst the Johto quad😔

Another me has hit the timeline.

Still thinking about the pale green hair. To make me a proper Johto shiny. Thats such a good idea.

It helped (after i was done having a minor anxiety crisis) when I found out that my timeline Krys had naturally stepped up and handled the normal Gold Rocket things that happened in Johto. Initially I thought the time shift had just, erased my timeline. But nah. She girlbossed it while I was gone.

Like I'm over being insecure about my path compared to my timeline twins, but that comment from a psychic is enough to make a girl spiral.

I don't know if Red knows or remembers that their gender was arbitrarily divined in an astral realm without their consent by Indigo's famous forgetful professor. But I sure do. He asked me what time it was too. It was odd.

Gender options weren't added until the version after mine...

There's better things to eat than soap... I know it looks and smells like candy but it doesn't taste like candy.

No, I'm not hiding in my room because Karen is in the house, that would be ridiculous. I'm asleep, duh.

So well said. A wordsmith. Bravo.

I'm always impressed when people are eloquent about things I feel strongly about but could never just like, put words around, y'know? You would think I would be better at it since I talk for a living and I'm stupidly passionate, but I am not.

Wow.

Hey internet friensd I have tooo much rum, what's up

Just saying, not being a trainer does not stop you from having pokemon. I've got dozens and I cant remember the last time I've battled. Old Gold is a rancher so its kinda different for them, but they have hundred of 'mons, and haven't battled in like a decade.

Who just has Master Balls to wager??

...Electabuzz... 😬

...huh.

I'm very excited for New Years. It'll be fun to be attending a fancy Saffron party instead of catering one.

@wakabaquality.bsky.social so. What's our Halloween plan.

Still wishing I lived in the alternate timeline where Baby Type pokemon are a real type so I can be a type specialist like all my cool friends.

Hoenn has hair bandits now, good to know.

If I became a Leader I'd have a baby team and I'd design my Gym like a nursery and lull people into a false sense of security before destroying them with egg moves they couldn't possibly predict. You all are lucky I don't battle anymore.

Man, Hoenn has like, basically a whole new League... I wonder if Tohjo is gonna do some roster changes soon.

(( little wip for @aurummeddle.bsky.social :) ))

//reference art thread. She changes her hair color frequently. I'll make a real pin eventually I promise.

My birthday is coming uuuuuup! 🤩

It's too hot for clothes. I want to die

Uhhh Delcatty I think.

Oh no I'm bandwagonning

Omg is that /the/ daisy oak?

I hope he knows I'm joking...

Anyway I'm making a little supply run in Fallarbor and I thought I'd check in on the socials.

I haven't been posting much because I've been spelunking with @wakabaquality.bsky.social in Meteor Falls but I just wanted to say we saw a bunch of pretty rocks, and a Bagon Brigade, and Kotone has been making us check behind every waterfall for a secret treasure chest. No luck yet 😪

They released the new adverts for my show for Pride Month. I know it's kinda rainbow capitalism or whatever but I look so much cuter than last year, so I'll take it as a win.

@wakabaquality.bsky.social dream vacation region, go

Y'know, I ditched school so early it kinda didn't matter, but I'm a little sad I missed out on my potential sailor fuku era. Like not that I would've known back then anyway but. Man I bet I would've been popular.

Wigs are so much fun. I love buying then I love wearing them, I love looking at really tacky ones.

Oh hey it's my day. I almost missed it. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🤐🤐🤐

Belles on another tirade. Righteous. Reminds me of Kuro and Bree at that age.

Y'know, for a lot of my life I really felt like. A bad Gold. Like I never was a protagonist, I never had my hero moment, and I was convinced that's what a Gold was, because I was convinced Gold, Red, Sapphire, whoever, were the same. These burdened heroic kids, and the burden made them who they--

Oh boy.