There's better things to eat than soap... I know it looks and smells like candy but it doesn't taste like candy.

No, I'm not hiding in my room because Karen is in the house, that would be ridiculous. I'm asleep, duh.

So well said. A wordsmith. Bravo.

I'm always impressed when people are eloquent about things I feel strongly about but could never just like, put words around, y'know? You would think I would be better at it since I talk for a living and I'm stupidly passionate, but I am not.

Wow.

Hey internet friensd I have tooo much rum, what's up

Just saying, not being a trainer does not stop you from having pokemon. I've got dozens and I cant remember the last time I've battled. Old Gold is a rancher so its kinda different for them, but they have hundred of 'mons, and haven't battled in like a decade.

Who just has Master Balls to wager??

...Electabuzz... 😬

...huh.

I'm very excited for New Years. It'll be fun to be attending a fancy Saffron party instead of catering one.

@wakabaquality.bsky.social so. What's our Halloween plan.

Still wishing I lived in the alternate timeline where Baby Type pokemon are a real type so I can be a type specialist like all my cool friends.

Hoenn has hair bandits now, good to know.

If I became a Leader I'd have a baby team and I'd design my Gym like a nursery and lull people into a false sense of security before destroying them with egg moves they couldn't possibly predict. You all are lucky I don't battle anymore.

Man, Hoenn has like, basically a whole new League... I wonder if Tohjo is gonna do some roster changes soon.

(( little wip for @aurummeddle.bsky.social :) ))

//reference art thread. She changes her hair color frequently. I'll make a real pin eventually I promise.

My birthday is coming uuuuuup! 🤩

It's too hot for clothes. I want to die

Uhhh Delcatty I think.

Oh no I'm bandwagonning

Omg is that /the/ daisy oak?

I hope he knows I'm joking...

Anyway I'm making a little supply run in Fallarbor and I thought I'd check in on the socials.

I haven't been posting much because I've been spelunking with @wakabaquality.bsky.social in Meteor Falls but I just wanted to say we saw a bunch of pretty rocks, and a Bagon Brigade, and Kotone has been making us check behind every waterfall for a secret treasure chest. No luck yet 😪

They released the new adverts for my show for Pride Month. I know it's kinda rainbow capitalism or whatever but I look so much cuter than last year, so I'll take it as a win.

@wakabaquality.bsky.social dream vacation region, go

Y'know, I ditched school so early it kinda didn't matter, but I'm a little sad I missed out on my potential sailor fuku era. Like not that I would've known back then anyway but. Man I bet I would've been popular.

Wigs are so much fun. I love buying then I love wearing them, I love looking at really tacky ones.

Oh hey it's my day. I almost missed it. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🤐🤐🤐

Belles on another tirade. Righteous. Reminds me of Kuro and Bree at that age.

Y'know, for a lot of my life I really felt like. A bad Gold. Like I never was a protagonist, I never had my hero moment, and I was convinced that's what a Gold was, because I was convinced Gold, Red, Sapphire, whoever, were the same. These burdened heroic kids, and the burden made them who they--

Oh boy.

How does my feed always just become a bunch of pretty girls I never talk to? My social media curse.

I've had red hair.....

Oh boy, lots of Silvers. Am I gonna have to explain the multiverse? I'm so bad at this.

Reposting this banger

So besides all the other surprises I had for my gf on Valentine's, I also went out on a limb and bought a bunnygirl outfit because it was a fit I was weirdly attached to as an egg, like I thought about it weekly at least, so anyway uh I finally wore it and...

@wakabaquality.bsky.social good morning good morning! Breakfast in bed for my beloved!

This is like Christmas Eve but for love, I'm too excited to sleep