torton tuesday

So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"😅

Do you guys ever worry that I actually harbor evil deep in my heart and one day it’s gonna come bursting out and consume me until I’m unrecognizable from how you know me today?

🌻 I DON'T DO ANYTHING TIL FAILURE... ...I DON'T FAIL. 🌻

If Riley has 2 fans, I am one of them.

[Pointing at Riley] I’m glad you’re here pokemon brother

Asking Silv if he would love an alt of me more than me and watching him start sweating

!!!!! Silv is taking me on an impromptu trip this week!! Any emergent Helping Hands business can be directed to our main office! Otherwise, I will take care of it when I’m back!💕

It’s a chilly day in Olivine but I want to walk on the beach😖

Vulpix on the hunt. #nature

Magicarpe, mon chou !

It’s time we start showing love to pokemon that are objectively awful to battle with! Caterpie may not be able to clutch a battle… she may faint before you have a chance to catch her… but she has heart! And she’s trying her best!

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SILVER's kind of hot.

I know the masses really want to see a Woke Polycule amongst the Johto quad😔

See, that's why I fuck with Riley! He always keeps it real💕

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That thing looks like it was part of the moon landing! 😅

Good morning from Ledyba. #BugsInThisWorldForThoseWithThe.... #AhForgetIt

She *is* just up north… I should just go visit and ask her directly!

In another universe I’m a cute alien girl watching everyone scurry around like Durants

Next up is Bugsy, with no johto regional bugs but instead kakuna, metapod, and scyther - on the bright side, happy with he turned out, with b, g, s, and y giving tons of flexibility

Somewhere, an Orrite just sighed through their harmonica

My office calls to me like the green goblin mask but I’m being restricted because I “overwork myself” and I “deserve a break”

There’s an alternate timeline where I’m the tallest of the Johto quad and just the thought alone is enough to get me through the day

Come to think of it, I’m no stranger to being involved with my friends… though romantic and sexual connections can be very different!

A lot of people ask me how I ended up with Silver… the answer is I was captivated by his wounded animal swag and tendency to react to well-intentioned kindness with fearful aggression

Mon bijouuuuu. You have the face of someone who would mistake drywall for cotton candy. It charms me endlessly. I am a touch obsessed.

dont poke the bewear but its dont poke the psychic

I shouldn't even be saying this but I guess it never really was a secret, huh?

Why can't they just be dreams? Why does it always have to be some psychic bullshit??

what do my dreams mean

Speaking of dreams, I have super vivid dreams about this island from hundreds of years ago! Day in the life, that kind of thing... it seems lovely in dream form, at least

Karen and I are on the same wavelength... wow...💕

Also shoutout to our neighbor, this katsu is fucking delicious!

Realizing now that it sounds more like a theory and less like a legend! But I think it’s a perspective that deserves to be told!

Okay, I’m shoveling leftover Katsu in my mouth and decided to use the break to share this legend. Many of you may be familiar with the legend of the Burned Tower, but for those who are not I’ll catch you up to speed!

Remind me to tell you all a Johtoan legend about Lugia when I’m not up to my neck in paperwork💕

Aww I missed the legendary talk… For what it’s worth, I think Celebi would drink if it could. It’s a party animal, that one. Lugia would not drink, not even to relax… which is a shame! She’s been through so much…

Hey, what does this mean?

What if Ginema berries make our eyes water because at some point Ginema berries fought the human race so now we instinctively cry in fear of their presence

Is it true that Professor Oak and Agatha were married or am I being fed disinformation??

Rainbow Rocket used to have an internet presence? I thought that was surely a fever dream I was experiencing

happy thorton thursday

@steelclad.bsky.social Jasmine!!! It’s about time you entered the social media realm!💕 What brings you here?

I knew a Grimsley once!

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