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Feels like someone's talking about me.

Feels like someone's talking about me.

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐚 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐚 —————————————————

"Fill a guy in" is crazy. The sun is out.

And dont get me started on Rotomdexes.... they use AI, and their language learning models are the old, un-peer reviewed data. They're making things up that sounds like what untrained preteen campers write in a journal about a rabbit they saw.

You should, however, totally trust the KANTO POKéDEX. (Don't. Most of my job as POKéMON PROF. is throwing out the junk entries.)

❝‬𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭?❞‬ ——————————— • Galar’s Sweetheart : Lulu • #PKMNRP | #PTRP • Multiship • Mirrored Detail • #𝚁𝚊𝚢𝙾𝚏𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 ——————————— ‪❝‬𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.‪❞‬

First time he got his ass kicked, it was "no excuses if you lose! You're the one who's going to need an excuse, BLUE!" Ever since then? "I wasn't using my best moves on you. I let you win. The sun got in my eye. Mercury was in retrograde. Pebble in my shoe."

Maybe you should try your best moves, next time, because the GRUNTs are telling me you're on fraud watch, bro!

This lady's good.

Yaaaawn. How many times are you gonna try that before you give it a rest? You're a one-trick PONYTA, dude! Your knife is even in the same hand each time!

please reconsider the adjectives you use.

Pfft—! Okay, man! Three consecutive losses to a POKéMON PROF. from "ROCKET's deadliest and scariest member", but you don't even want to admit how weak you are?

Let him get up, let him get up!

𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐔𝐏, 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋. 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍?

hm. you've the confidence of a much more attractive person. impressive.

LMFAOOOO

Of what? Your male pattern baldness? How weak you are? How nobody really respects you?

This dude's so ugly I think I'm turning straight.

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“𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧.” #ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴍᴏɴʀᴘ #ᴘᴋᴍɴʀᴘ #ᴏᴄʀᴘ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀nakahto aestus. mariusʼ oc. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀travelling merchant. jeweller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀brazen, wild but kind at heart. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀18+ #ptrp #pkmnrp ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀———————————––——

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𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙨 ——————————————————–

— 𝗜 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲... 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵! — {Older Portrait of Calem post Events of XY/ and in Legends Z-A}

Maybe if you ate a burger, you'd actually be able to win a fight.

𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 ————————————————

Okay, you put LYSANDRE in "hot" and he's a reactionary, so I don't think you get to judge my taste in men.

I completely left SORDWARD out. I think the only way I could fuck SORDWARD is if he radically changed the hair, and by that point, I'm basically just fucking blue SHIELBERT.

Hold on, I'm doing this too.

hate evil teams now and forever. guzma was *fine as fuck, though!*

Guzma was really fucking hot.

I dunno, I can see it. I think he's cute.

________________________________ NEW PINNED. "𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮! 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙪𝙥 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚!" 𝙑𝙤𝙮𝙙 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 - 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙧'𝙨 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙! #PKMNRP | #PTRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP ________________________________

𝐈𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐍𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐚. Member of Johto's Elite 4. MDNI.

Shout out to my favorite salt and ketchup king, LANCE.

⠀⠀Ｊａｓｐｅｒ Ｏｆ Ｔｅａｍ Ｒｏｃｋｅｔ．

G̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶?̶ 𝘈𝘴 𝘪𝘧. 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤! 𝙍𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠!

My lawyers are saying I can't take the bait and encourage PROTON to do it.

Mm. Thus always to tyrants, and their sycophants.

ooc! WE LOVE PROTON SUNNY WE PROMISE

I did NOT say that, but I should have!

what that blue guy said. you barely got anythinʼ goinʼ on for ya.

Everything you do is a crime.