I only call my haters broke, everybody else is just a victim of capitalism.

I don't say this nearly enough as I should, but it's been an honour to hold this position for a cumulative, but non-consecutive, 19 years.

This is incredibly sudden, but effective immediately, I'm resigning from my position as the LEADER of the VIRIDIAN GYM. I know I've never been one to keep a low profile, but I'd like to ask for privacy at this time.

ᅠ ᅠ temp pinned !!! #pkmnrp x #mvrp ᅠ ᅠ

I can't explain it, but I feel like this week is about to suck.

Oh ok, so it's only time theft when BLUE does it.

I'm not a snitch, so I'd never actually recommend a surprise evaluation of ERIKA's GYM… Instead, she's just going to publicly post about sleeping on the job and invite one herself, clearly.

i think it's time a baddie won a pokemon regional

"Ohohoho!! Finally, you have arrived! Since I came to this country, always I try to learn new things. For the Contest, and as Pokemon Gym Leader. Now then Monsieur/Mademoiselle let our Pokémon do their best performance! In this battle and contest!" #MVRP #PKMNRP #PTRP

Give BRUNO a break. He don't got internet.

If I lost my grip on reality I would simply get it back?

Everything I am going to say from here on out has been thoroughly vetted by my legal team. PALMER JUN, chairman of SINNOH's BATTLE FRONTIER, is far more litigious than you would expect for someone who talks about how all TRAINERs should resolve every disagreement—big or small—through battles.

@battle-charge.bsky.social, this is what you're going to have to clear. Study the map.

Give BRUNO a break. He don't got internet.

What the fuck is happening on the PLATEAU?

BRUNO and I aren't even that far apart in age but the way he talks would have you believe this guy was born in the 19th century.

I often say stupid shit, I'll be the first to admit this. You would think, with how often I get in trouble for my brand, the lawsuits filed against would be more reflective of that.

I can't help but respect GIOVANNI's decision to resurface in 2009 so he could sue me for calling him an absentee father. RIP.

I've been sued 10 times. #BlueLore

I tried to talk to Flannery once and she immediately said that "I look like the ghost of shitty exes past" and that she "wasn't at a point in her life to get scrooged" and she turned and walked away. Legendary, honestly.

I will never disparage Flan. She could kick my ass and I would just rag doll my way through it with a smile on my face.

Pretty sure they both got burned on the Tree when Flannery started going full pro in Alola, but hearing them bicker is so rival coded, it's cute

Don't ask WALLY how his win streak was doing for 3 months when we banned FIGHTING GEMs, though.

The Lieutenant’s puzzle is timeless… …ly unserious.

I'm not arguing with someone younger than the Nintendo Wii.

I can't have the solution to my GYM puzzle up on my page. 3 hours was more than enough time to have left those posts up.

KALOS never gets up to anything normal, huh?

ᅠ THEᅠ BLUE ᅠ ㅤREVERBERATION . ᅠ ㅤ

It's been 25 minutes and he's tangled in his own cape.

I know how that feels.

#PTRP | #PKMNRP

I'm getting back to work. I feel bad for taking yesterday off.

She was my mentor for many years before she handed down her position to me. To this day she was the longest sitting Elite Four member of the Indigo League. She was a pioneer for the Ghost-type and by extension the Dark-type as well. She is with her kind now. May she haunt us all.

I'm not sure anything I say will ever be enough to express what she meant to me. Every time I feel I've said enough, another sentiment I haven't expressed yet rises to the surface. My parents, DAISY, and PROF. OAK, alike, would joke all of AGATHA's genes were inherited by me when I was younger.

I hate watching friends mourn. I didn't know her, apart from one meeting. She wasn't a fan of me focusing on contests over battling and thought I was a bad match for Gr... my girlfriend at the time. But she said she liked my attitude when I stood my ground with her. She was an interesting lady.

During the first few months of my time as an Elite Four, I agreed to attend a photoshoot for some magazine or other. I recall Agatha seeing the express copy mailed to my office and being furious. To her, the League was an old-fashioned institution. It was to be impervious and reassuring, [+]

Rest in peace to a League legend and a respected colleague.

I don't talk about my family too often because they're so high-profile, there is very little I could say that isn't too personal to share or that couldn't be found in a Bulbapedia page. But I think it's important to do this when so many of the eulogies are going to talk about what kind of

I expected I would have to announce this within the year, but it doesn't hurt any less to inform you all AGATHA, a former member of the INDIGO LEAGUE's ELITE 4, has passed away yesterday, May 5.

Buddy. ARCHER, my man. I think you're the last person who wants to take a swing at anyone's reputation.

Damn, the LEAGUE really hates you. I thought security cameras were standard equipment for all GYMs since you-know-who got exposed.

Why don't we be quiet before I submit a little report about you constantly sleeping on the job?

I might look into a position on the ROUTE 40 BATTLE TOWER. The classic one that's been around since I was a kid, not the dilapidated FRONTIER funded by POKéTCH. I thought it was cool 20 years ago, but it's incredibly evident now that they just made it to drive business away from a JOHTO classic.

I thought RED had *finally* perfected the art of talking shit since I stepped down. I'll go scope out the situation in ALOLA and see how peaceful things are without me.

That guy will do anything to be rid of me. I think he's in love with me.

What, like it's hard to do?