Mt. Lava hahahahah

@megaheracross.bsky.social [TXT] yo [TXT] where you at [TXT] my friend is dying to meet you

I gotta learn to say that more succinctly.

You and me both

For some strange reason, over the past few days, maybe 6 or so, I've felt very very gay. More than my usual polyamourous pan self. Carnally gay. Can't explain it. Maybe it's a horoscopes thing.

Goddamn.

@wally.pokenavs.net @longjumps.bsky.social Am I early?

I've had such a crazy week, and I should be passed the fuck out, but I'm very uh. Excited? Anxious? About the pool party and I cant sleep.

Its fun to see a mix up in Galar. I love seeing new public professionals!!

I am here for Femme Petra. We need more ripped femmes—I cannot be the only one holding down the fort. 🫶🏿

She better not be normal.

I've already got my +1! I can't wait!

I'm doing my best to live up to the Flannery/Phoebe/Winona prime party girl era Hoenn this summer. I'm already like, 3 levels too butch so its an uphill battle but I will get there. I must believe.

@dracomestique.bsky.social [TXT] Hey are you in Hoenn already?? [TXT] if yeah, would you be willing to meet us between Fallarbor and Meteor Falls on Saturday??

@megaheracross.bsky.social heyyyy bestie, we should go out to route 114 this weekend, i have a surprise.

I definitely forgot to do this, huh. Its June, huh.

Bonjour depuis Site Météore.

Did someone say relationship melodrama??? 👀👀 Sign me up

Anyway what's happening over in Galar?

👀👀👀👀 -spider petra when she sees tea

Haha yeah, thats definitely unique to Indigo. Here in Hoenn we're all professional as hell

Daily Pokedex #696 Tyrunt My favorite fossil Pokemon! Little lad took a trip to the science museum #pokemon #pokemonart #dailydex #tyrunt #kalos #illustration

It gives smoking cloves and blasting nu-metal behind Mauville vibes

// Help i think I accidentally just actually deleted Terri. I wanted to do a fake "deleted account" thing where I removed their info because they crashed out, and bsky suspended the account

Esquire.... so fancy.

Khepri is funny.

Allllmost makes me glad I'm single.

Jeez. Some high-school level drama in Galar.

The joys of working deep in a hole with horrible cell reception...

What a strange message.. ? Uh. Hm. 📞Calling: @dracomestique.bsky.social

FORDDDD

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NUMBER 19, LETS GO BOYS, WE'RE SO BACK

Riley said 'openly' and I immediately wrote a joke post saying "yeah but behind closed doors I'm his biggest hater" and it instantly felt too mean and I caught myself but I need y'all to know I was quick on the draw, I guess.

I thought for /sure/ I'd be in the running for question 17. Damn.

Omg new Riley pfp just dropped, babe wake up

on behalf of the board… i’m pleased to announce that evergrande city, the seat of the hoenn pokémon league, is expanding!!! ♡ starting with a state of the art stadium, the project will be led by leaders from across the region, and will honor hoenn’s tradition of harmony with nature and pokémon!!!

Lol Raihan liked that. I saw his ass on the apps. He did not match w me :<

I miss my bestie. I've only been talking to my Trainers, people on Hinge, and Gwendolyn but exclusively through the Chess.Com app for the past week. I'm socially underregulated. I need to be at the Chili's with Khepri

When I was 25 I was 2 years older.... deep.

Ying yang twins in this b-i-itch

Alright well that was enough being smart online for one day. I'm going back to blasting Ying Yang Twins in my underground complex and waiting for challengers

I know I come off as a goofball airhead sometimes but I have an encyclopedic knowledge of League History cuz I hyperfixated on it for like half of undergrad. And that was before I even met Roxanne. It's fascinating stuff.

The League requires all Gym Trainers to register 3 teams a season. They aren't officially publicly posted, because Steven insists this will inspire counterbuilds, but we have match VODs so anyone could figure them out. Team one is based on our placement, and varies in power as a result.++

...There is a reason Norman has stayed at 1 for the last 4 Ranking matches...

@kvnoichii.bsky.social hey quick question, Hoenn won't be your first completed league, right?

Its getting warmer, maybe I should go full bald.

Oh no did chuck pass...

LIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA