Who gave that bird taco bellsprout

Am I tall?

Cute

Oh no, I'm becoming an alliterative andy

I mean, how many moods are there? Millions of moods, plenty of potential Petrae.

Today I'm impetuous petra, which is a genre of day Petra that is impulsive like night Petra, but not nearly as uh. Carnal.

I hope she sent a premier ball as a bonus gift for sending 10.

I hope she gets the double entendre there, or else /I/ seem like the 'phobic one.

I intentionally crafted a will they won't they to pump publicity as a new gym leader and then fell into a real will they won't they so I cant say anything, thats like a late 90s rom com plot

Ohhhhh. Now I get it. I dunno why he said it like it was a film paper, but I get it.

Literally every Klara and Mags interaction, but they swear its platonic

Is it that time again already? My favorite "totally platonic but reads like a steamy fan fic" accounts are getting heated again?

Can someone tell me if I'm in Klara's hit piece I dont wanna look.

I'm am once again here to remind you to not trust your regional pokedex!! Especially in Hoenn! The entries were written by travelling teenagers doing volunteer work and only edited via spellcheck! They are not peer review research!

Hey sligoogle, how do people form polycules /after/ college?

Relatable content

My conversational skills are either master thesis level info dumps about my hyperfixations or goofy nonsense free association, no in between.

...... They agree to let Bagons be Bagons.

Vestments. Vest Mints.

I'm giggling about it now but I already know this is one of those nights where I'll reread these posts in the morning and go "what the actual fuck was I talking about"

Welcome to Petra's mind palace

I'm just buzzed, but I'm dedicated to the character. I'm also not gonna say no to a wellness check from my brest friend, but I am fine.

The beer tempts poor Smeagol Petra, a pitiable creature, tainted by eons of the evils of sleep deprivation and alcohol consumption, they are powerless against its might

Night Petra is also currently buzzed petra, and neither of them should've used the word cucked when talking about rustboro civics and their former mentor. But combined they are a powerful entity, like a Gollum Petra, overriding the good wishes of poor composed Smeagol Petra

Bet

My list would just be Would, then 20 tiers down Team Aqua, and then the 3 that give me trauma responses 20 teirs below that. Yall can just imagine it in your head

I wish I was getting "Xhibit Pimp My Ride"d instead of Ashton Kutcher Punkd, but unfortunately good things are no longer allowed for Petra, the MTV Pantheon hath turned against me of late

I feel like I am "being Ashton Kutcher punkd" as my dad would say.

OK COME ON

I'm being tested by a higher power right now, aren't I. Tested to desperately read a situation as platonic. Arceus saves his hardest tests only for his strongest soldiers.

I will suffer absolutely 0 negative comment about all of my lovely fossil pokemon, except maybe those galarian abominations...

Why the hell are people coming for archeops??

Damn so much Hoenn stuff I almost missed Magnolia domming on main. Almost.

They're still posting articles about my 'Inter-Gym' Drama, huh.

H-

Bug Battle

...I probably need a therapist, huh.

...I should really reach out to Gwendolyn. Bleh. I was really hoping I could just avoid this, but I feel like my avoidance is becoming unprofessional.

Maybe I should post my biceps. I've been hitting the gym lately...

👀👀

I cant read Kalosian at all apparently so trying to parse my backlog to figured out what's going on is really tough. I just wanna know who wronged my queen

Wait why am I catching strays?

That's a lot of pokedollars

I learned from the best. I know the shoes I'm filling, in that regard.

The lol is rude but the gift is nice.

🙂

Where do I get a brand deal like that

Wow okay so I'm not allow to even imply that Haru is older than me, but she can call me a child? Nvm her haircut is trash on principals alone.

Damn people are always dunking on Haru's haircut. I think it looks good??