Trick Master and I go way back (just like everyone in Hoenn could say), but you really have to weigh the risk of visiting him. He’ll invite you for tea and suddenly you’re chained to a bathroom sink in an undisclosed location.

Remind me why we thought this would be a good idea? We were supposed to be getting advice on our own gym puzzles… Now it’s been four hours and we’re still only halfway through the latest Trick House maze. It looks like the Backrooms in here. @fieryforecast.bsky.social

I somehow sprained my thumb… Probably while training with Swalot yesterday. It’s my Pokéball hand, too. Yes, I’m looking for free medical advice. My doctor’s office is in Rustburo…

[smacks his gum]

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I’m realizing I’ve never battled Moon. Even after all the years we’ve known each other…

I’m in the area. Want to meet for tea? @petra-fied.bsky.social

What’s wrong with the Pelippers….

Does anyone remember the carnivorous Tropius outbreak in like 2017? Hoenn media really covered that up like it never happened.

I feel Tapu Koko in this Chili’s tonight.

@longjumps.bsky.social You know what? Buzz it.

Only I can tease the dome. That’s Trainer Tip #1337 actually.

Is my ex-wife attempting to claim custody of my daughter? I need to speak to my lawyer

My friends are going THROUGH IT in Kalos. I wish them the best I guess. Glad I got out when I did tho.

There’s trouble in river city. With a capital T.

SHE SAID IT NOT ME

Wallace who?

Gwendolyn is coming for you Wallace. I’m not even kidding.

Seeing me battle should be on every Hoenn travel itinerary. Note to self: contact/sponsor travel agents/agencies. Sir Ralts, write that down.

Roxanne made proper men and women out of my gym trainers. I was going to have to restrict the coldbrew on tap usage as punishment if they didn’t get their shit together. Crisis averted.

What is it about dark type specialists and gambling?

Of course Hoenn is humid and disgusting on the day I return.

@route126.bsky.social Congratulations on Rank 8. You whooped my butt out there. We’re training double to catch up!

Ford’s “at large” in Kanto and the Tohjo League is searching for him???

it’s giving “the little rascals around rustburo and also wailord”

@longjumps.bsky.social Hey what are you doing?

I feel like a Primeape now.

Only 8% of registered trainers complete half of the badge quest. Less than 1% retrieve all eight badges.

Hm. I have an idea.

TWEETS FROM OUTSIDE MY FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR

Wait I still have the beret icon on here? That was just supposed to be an in-transit look.

I love my friends. In 2026 I will be visiting them unannounced more often.

Phoebe is just unproblematic and doesn’t make mistakes and is one of my best friends keep her name out of the gossip, Perrin.

Did this guy just clock me on the street for having an iced coffee in January?

French wifi sucks. What’s the tea? Where can I see this? Is it 9am UCT yet?

WAAAAH!!! STOP! I… @holocaster.bsky.social …I could’ve dropped my croissant.

Terrifying interview releasing on the 1st of the new year at 9am UCT! That's Unovan Central time. ❤️ I hope you'll all tune in for something really special. 😄

The jetlag really lends itself to the ZA Royale lifestyle.

you do tend to carry most of your doubles matches so I’m not surprised to hear it.

My good sister in Arceus… When did Mega Evolution drop the latest patch. I think I just saw a long(?) Starmie pulling tricks for dollars by that café around the corner. @longjumps.bsky.social

Does Haru even have a Sphele?

@longjumps.bsky.social Hey Pechaberry Fuzz. When do we head out?

I think if a Pokemon can blow smoke rings at a party that should take up a move slot.

And I swear I just saw Haru’s Mightyena hit a double blinker.

Probopass just pretended not to see me from across my foyer. As if it isn’t the biggest thing in the house after my 19th century vintage Hoennian armoire recovered from the wreckage of SS Cactus.

@route126.bsky.social Hiiii. You look so cute. Where do you shop?

Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Meganium has been released www.serebii.net

If the ZA Royale was around back when I was still spending time in Kalos, I would have turned into a rabid Hoothoot.

The warp panel technicians in Lumiose are hot.