My friend asked how many Twitch subs to get me to pepper spray myself the answer is 50 if anyone doesn’t like me and wants to donate to charity also

I will pepper spray vio if I get 50 twitch subs

happy pride month <3

when actions have consequences…

giddyup 👀

#compsplatoon One of these is skill capped

18 today (I’m old)

A new community has gained popularity! SendouQ Japan+ is a newly created server made to bridge the gap between Japanese and overseas! It is a dedicated hub for players to improve their skills, find teammates, and connect globally. Check it out here: discord.gg/zfn3vFChwP

I don’t believe X Power is the way to go at all due to the fact it doesn’t take into account how a player does in a team environment. X rank and solo queue has a heavy bias to being able to solo carry games, especially at lower powers

Why am I getting so many messages from people calling me Daddy? I get it's Father's Day but I think they've all got the wrong account... Hopefully they're having a good day though

5 ways you can make a more welcoming scene: - Say GGs, hype up opponents after your sets - Thank TOs after playing a tourney - Loudly share good creators; resist spotlighting bad ones - Get involved (become a TO, join SBA, etc) - Research how to improve your + your friends’ mentals #compsplatoon

Crème Brûlée Has Been Fully Low Ink Banned! #compsplatoon

Triton 6th place! Was fun ggs everyone I played

Honestly I wish more people from older generations understood this instead of b-tching and whining about how everything should just be the same as they were when they were younger. #pokemon #pokemonswsh

would you guys watch me play osu! whether it's just going for plays and boosting rank or ranked play

Maybe you're interested in our LAN event but still need a little push. Let me tempt you with Japan's greatest creation: Japanese food. I'll keep posting recommendations until you book a ticket to Japan. First up: “Aradaki” Salt Ramen at Menya Kaijin (麺屋 海神) in Shinjuku, Tokyo. Details in below ↓

….who is xqc and why should I care?

more people should have transmasc ocs #splatoon #pride2026

taking my estrogen in front of the 100K ProChara plaque

I am really stoked about our win yesterday. I’m so excited to continue pushing Inkbrush as far as I can #splatooncomp

The bug heard Uni’s scariest sound…

ts is NOT going to be mobile friendly lmaoo but I think it's cool so far! just a comp ref about page

Why do people smurf in tournaments Is your ego so fragile that you need to bully new players 🥺🥺 Is the baby feeling bad about themselves 🥺🥺 do you need to break the rules and beat new players to feel good 🥺🥺🥺🥺 awwwww poor baby 🥺🥺🥺 #compsplatoon

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

if the knicks win tonight im getting a girlfriend

in the past day ive had japanese people tell me that my whole family should kill themselves and that i will go to jail for 10 years. for sharing scans of a coloring book that people outside of japan cant even buy. this shit is so funny i cant actually take it seriously

The amount of times I do verification for shallow waters and I see people with d6+ bios is really funny to me

might be just a me thing, but lowkey saying gn/gm to your friends unprompted is underrated tech to help improve their mood imo normalize telling the homies gn/gm on occasion, it just might make their night/morning a bit better than it otherwise would have been :)

Bringing back the Deltarune AU before Chapter 5 destroys me Unfortunately I've chosen Xaro to be the catalyst of his own Weird Route :) #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonoc #deltarune #oc #art

Life update: I bought a townhouse today I’m entering my homeowner arc

happy pride splatooners

Couple new flows for TO's: 1) Helpdesk post without team mentioned again? Just copy their Discord ID and find the team with that using the search 2) Easily copy teams over from a qualifier event to the final 3) Gaining visibility into teams who unregistered or players who joined (verification)

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Homophobic splatoon fans are so weird because like splatoon is actually gay asf

Revamped Mechanic Xaro💠 He's still trying his best but I think he's much more in his element this time :] #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonraiders #splatoonoc #oc #art

Decided to use one of my ocs for the mechanic in Raiders. One of Wrasse's younger brothers, and once taken over by the Fuzzy Ooze, Hertz reshapes his life as a Pilot, wanting to move on and make something of himself. We'll see how that goes lol #SplatoonArt #SplatoonOC #DrakonFelisArt

patch tomorrow. well then.

he's ready for met gala ✨

funny how all of my day 1s turned on me now that blaster is nerfed kicked off my own team

[Splatoon 3] Splatoon Raiders-themed Splashtag banners and titles will be made available in the News app in late June/early July! Notably, this data will need to be added in a game update. 🐦 original post

played in a highlevel scrim today and holy midlevel is soooooo slow. it's like playing a different game.... i want highlevel so badly

while agree we should not be calling m/f ships "hetslop" in any circumstance, i also think i should not have to reassure the viewer that my m/f ship is queer in order to like idk. be treated with a modicum of respect

Thanks! Good luck with your commentating 🤸

Hi im looking for a team #compsplatoon dm me on discord violetcutiegirl if your interested

Looking to do a tournament in the morning shopping spree Looking for +3 to do a pickup with dm me on discord violetcutiegirl if interested #compsplatoon

The commentators in JP.

fa post! im a pen player looking for people ~d1 level to play with and push our limits looking for: - playing more than once a week + willing to grind and improve - et/ct timezone - open to feedback - build comps around pen dm @cyrii on discord if interested rts and vouches appreciated!

hit me up for pickups scrims or SQ IM LEGIT DOWN FOR ANYTHING

One thing that seems to be lost on a few people: People can change. If you've made mistakes in your past but you own up to them and GENUINELY show that you've changed for the better, you can be forgiven. However, it is *not your decision* if the people who you've hurt forgive you, that is on them.

Pride Month Drawing 2!! @xcloudcutter.bsky.social 's Fjord, who so enthusiastically let his boyf paint his face. #PrideMonth #SplatoonArt #SplatoonOC #DrakonFelisArt