I'm absolutely struggling to think of holiday gift ideas for my wife. help.....

Wahoo World hates that I can beat their strength game, so they banned me from coming for a week... I just wanted to win a prize for my wife!

Tonight's event was really good, and all the kids loved my cosplay for the match! So many of them were cosplaying me too, it's just adorable to watch heh Happy Splatoween everyone 💜💛🧡

Oh thank cod Team Ghosts didn't win,,,,

Halloween is just my favorite time of year cause I LOVE going all out with my costumes ...I do that either way when I'm at work but y'know what I mean 😅 (anyway you guys got any costume suggestions I could do with my wife?)

So I might've burned my hand while ironing my clothes... How have you guys been?

Hmm October's coming up and honestly, I dunno what I'm gonna wear for Splatoween... Any ideas? 🤔

Ayyy there's my little champ! I couldn't be more proud as his mentor, and I know he's gonna be something greater than me - he may as well already be! Happy birthday Máscarita! 🥳🎉

Been hearing a lot about a certain wrestling prodigy whose birthday is coming up in a week 😉 That said, anyone got any ideas on what I should get him? (Hopefully he doesn't see this)

HAHAHA GUESS WHO JUST GOT VIP TICKETS TO THE NEXT OFF THE HOOK CONCERT!!!!

Hey you! Yes you! If you're reading this, then I just wanna let you know that you're doing a good job. I'm proud of you for getting this far, even if you don't think it's much progress. You'll get through this and you've always got people by your side! 💜💛🧡

I'm so lucky that my job usually starts at night or afternoon I don't think I could ever wake up early enough AND have the energy to fight people 😅

I know stuff like this happens to me all the time but... A young fan came to me earlier, gave me a rose, and then asked for my hand in marriage????? I wouldn't be that surprised if they hadn't ALSO asked Cerulea's hand in marriage THE SECOND after they left Now we're both confused.

Some clever kid tried to get the jump on me and take my mask in the locker room, but ohoho - I always keep spares with me in case of emergency 😉 Anyway I don't know how that kid even got inside...

Kid... I think that's called a gambling addiction

Just overheard my kids arguing about chips with their friends No idea what this means for me...

DON'T BELIEVE THE SLANDER ABOUT ME, I'M STILL GOOD AT TURF WAR!!! I just had an off day, that's all... I'll come back better than before 😤

Ok..... So I really don't like Rainmaker 🫠

A question I get alot is "Hey Rey Calamar, how come you're never in Anarchy Battles?" 1. I don't play too often to keep my rank steady :P And 2. I'm terrible at pushing the objective... If I can even remember what the objective is when the mode changes every couple hours 😅

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know which team to choose for Splatfest... I really like traveling, doesn't matter how I do it 😅

Máscara Cerulea's been telling me about all his recent fan meet-ups too,,, cod it makes me so happy seeing him come so far in just a few short years The kid really deserves the world 🥹

Woah haha, I wasn't expecting the sudden spike in compliments and attention I dunno what I did but.. I'm honored! I always do my best for my fans and I'll continue doing so for you all🫰💜

🎈🎂Today is the day, to think, about what... 7 years ago today, my ma, mom, and pa adopted me in that hospital. They didn't have to, they did it for... Uh.. SOME reason? I might make another post later if something exciting happens today! Wait was it 7 years....?

I can't help but feel SO proud of how far Máscara Cerulea has come in just a few years 🥹 He's gonna do great in his future, I just know it

You ever just walk into a room and forget why you went inside... Yeah so I literally went into the locker room and hour before my match AND I FORGOT I EVEN HAD A MATCH THAT NIGHT

Weather's been crazy the last few days but I'm grateful that I don't have to wrestle OUTSIDE (at least very rarely) I swear if I did that everyday I might just rip off my mask myself cuz the heat will kill me 😔

I always get whiplash anytime people recognize me in public 😅 It's an honor, I mean it y'all, but I also get a little shocked every time!

Art Fight?? You mean the artists are wrestling with each other now??? That's pretty cool if you ask me, where can I watch?

I can promise only 3% of the time I'll accidentally suplex a fan when giving out hugs... I'm incredibly sorry to the unlucky 3%... but it's also really hard to get out of that habit 😔

Do I regret staying up til 2am to watch international wrestling? Maybe... but it was worth it

Never Stop Fighting🩵🩷🤍 - Pride 2025 This man means everything to me and somehow helped me figure out my own identity,,,,,,, ugufhdhjdhf #elreycalamar #krownofthornz #splatoon #splatoonoc #oc #ocsky #pride #pridemonth

I can't tell... if I'm always getting #1 Popular Target in Turf War because I main close range weapons or because people recognize me a lot???

Guys help I actually don't know what to do with this account...

Not even a minute after making this account and I'm already getting unsolicited pics from strangers??????