Me: “Do you wanna go for a walk?!” Doodle: *runs to front door and waits* —— Me: “Do you wanna go for a run?!” Doodle: *goes to his crate and lays down inside* 😂

*Winks lovingly toward Toronto* 😉

Every Star Trek series gets progressively worse because they keep forgetting the core premise of the franchise. It's supposed to be a utopian future based around science and exploration, not some gritty action thriller.

One bad thing about deciding to rewatch a series is there’s always that one “worst episode” you have to sit through.

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/

Boris the Spider has just come on at the bar. 🎶 🕷️ 🇬🇧

WHAT?! 🤗

Church Of England Names First Woman Leader https://theonion.com/church-of-england-names-first-woman-leader/

Frost on the grass! 32°F at Chez Doodle!

Cowboy up!

Driving north to Burlington, I was in Vergennes when my GPS announced it was rerouting me to Mt. Philo Road and Spear Street. I imagine Shelburne traffic was fucked. 😂 🍂 🚗 🚙 🚗 🚗 🚙 😳

GOV. PRITZKER: “This is a convicted felon threatening to jail me? He’s an unhinged, insecure wannabe dictator. Come and get me.”

Someone should genetically cross a dog with a squirrel. Hilarity would ensue.

I mean. Okay. 🎸

Finding a can of porter in the fridge (when I thought I was out) is like finding $50 in the pocket of a coat I haven’t worn in months. 🤗 🍻

🎶 But you're just fiction And I'm a twisted boy 🎶 ♥️ 🥰 🤘

🎶 I come in value packs of ten 🎶

Again. Fight back. 👍

If you come for my people, you come through me.

Only Steven Wilson fans will feel this. (Every goddamn time, including Québec City)

Time’s up!

That plate either says “IT SUDO” so he (I saw the driver) must be a Unix admin, or some guy named Udo.

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/

I feel attacked. Also fuck off asking me to close the shade. I’ll close the shade when reclining seats are no longer a thing. I pAiD fOr ThE sHaDE. 🤡

no they're LITERALLY exaggerating this issue. there is absolutely no data backing up their claims. ffs just say that!!

People choosing a specific vodka for their cocktails always amuse me.

$50 bills are the new $20 bills.

The phrase “juice bomb IPA” makes me want to call the local constabulary. 🤮

🤣 From Glasgow subreddit.

Some excitement for Beta apparently. 😬

Today I met Pablo the bar pitty. I entered the bar, did a scan for atmosphere, and saw the dog laying on the floor. We made eye contact. His ears went up. I feigned a gasp, waved, and mouthed “HIYEEE!” and he jumped up and his tail wagged like mad. Pablo is a good boy.

I don’t but I will. Right now.

RIP to my old friend Eugene from Springburn. 🥃 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🎶The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee🎶

Turns out grief also fucks with blood glucose and cholesterol. Either that or I’ve got the diabetus and will have a heart attack shortly. Stay tuned. 😬

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

I’m far away from home. Different State. In a bar. Eavesdropping on people discussing Burlington-area alcohol creators. Remaining silent. Positive words. Don’t wish to socialize.

Guess where today?

🤔 🧐 🤨

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

Xx

Aerosoles

Only 1 p.m., but Montpelier, #Vermont is already at 81 degrees, breaking today's record high by 2 degrees. Burlington at 81, just 1 degree shy of record, which will be broken this pm. Fire danger VERY high today. #vtwx

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