Final tally: nearly two Bernies.

This poem, it Burns.

Why are spoon rests even a thing? They lay in the kitchen drawer doing fuck all most of the day as it is 😡

Today’s treasure.

Are they going to abandon the NATO alphabet next? Imagine the ATC conversations. America Bigly Covfefe DOGE Elon Fake Guns Hoax Ivermectin Jesus Kooky Loser MAGA Nobel Oil Patriot QAnon Rigged Sucker Tariff USA Venezuela Wacky X Yuge Zero

@fatshez.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...

It may not necessarily be obvious that you’re at a Vermont party, but there will be signs.

Oh this is good. This is very good.

CASHEW NUMBER FOUR PLEASE

The hobbyist forensics experts are certainly active today.

I really want one of these bird feeders...genius!

Are these…are these books connected somehow? 😬

Apparently a neighbor down the road got a snowblower for Christmas. I can tell, because last night we got .7 inches of snow.

Book #1 for 2026. I’ll be here for a while.

Last event of the season.

Last book of the year (#87). Thanks again, @welshjb.bsky.social, it was a good read.

Last pizza of the year.

Necessary equipment.

A bit chilly for it today, but needs must.

God bless us, every one. 🎅🏻

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

@bobmort.bsky.social 😭😭😭

Get your fucking hedge cut. www.wcax.com/2025/12/09/b...

Ti adventures today

Didn’t need a poll to learn that young people turned him on. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Afternoon coffee, but make it fancy.

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Bonnet ripper.

Throughout my childhood, this industrial can opener was a cousins’ skill challenge (how many revolutions can you make the handle go), and now it’s one of my most durable and trusted kitchen gadgets. Grandma knew her shit.

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@weare1of100.bsky.social Maga is in meltdown over a preppy pink sweater for men. So, what exactly is the problem? | Ellie Violet Bramley www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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An audience of fluent Francophones singing along.

Pinch me.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... Bookmarking to hate read the comments.

Five years NED today. #fuckcancer

A pilgrimage, and some antebellum shit.

Good morning.

Creepy in any season, but especially now. Also easy to pet.

Virgins no more. 🧇

Not bad seats! Belter of a show. I was strategically sipping my beverage during the joke set-ups, to avoid spit takes.

Nutella pompadour. I do this every day.

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@jaycatvt.bsky.social between the new sketchers and TJ Maxx

Happy Gotcha Day to this muppet. First photo after picking him up.

10 years! Despite the drought and the bitching, this year looks to be mostly average here in BTV.