Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Silver dollar buttermilk short stack with Alaskan birch syrup. Get in!

There’s nothing quite like the first one of the day.

Good morning

I passed the dementia test to enter the nursing home. Perhaps this should have been at the exit?

I am once again asking you how “No Mow May” is supposed to work.

Someone's singing, Lord

We were so in phase In our

sorry for this unhinged post

Art.

Waiting.

😗

Unkempt person boarded the bus wearing a vintage styled Atari shirt that said PONG. My brain immediately went to the Glaswegian definition, which would essentially be the equivalent of wearing a shirt that said ODOR.

Art.

Big trouble at airport when security found a Hat Full of Hallow CD in my carry on

Denali from the plane.

We're a couple of misfits from Christmastown, and now we'd like to live here.

I’m pretty sure I could match Paul McCartney’s output, I just can’t be arsed 😬 #BBC

I ate a banana in Nenana.

It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Hermey the Misfit Elf, DDS.

Art.

So sad to see this magnificent creature in captivity.

It’s handy, but only if you need literature storage.

Never been offered baleen or a walrus head for sale in a bar before, but here we are.

Counting the days til the ice turns green.

I said I like it here, can I stay? I like it here, can I stay? Do you have a vacancy for a

Art.

They came over and posed when I called them. Good girls.

Fuck RIGHT off with this nonsense.

I just stocked up on half price April fool’s jokes.

“Watched.”

Closed rink, rescued baby goat, and a tandem recumbent compost run. Just another day in Burlington.

This is the most AI generated image I’ve ever seen.

It’s the season for old boots to fail. Very Ministry of Silly Walks lately.

Gnome?

Cheese popcorn added to Cracker Jack would save the brand.

Went to the co-working space open house again. There are a lot of remote workers with open laptops who spend more time on their phones than on their laptops. I didn’t bother with the laptop ruse.

@vizcomic.bsky.social SAVE MONEY on salt by using all of the grains at the bottom of a pretzel bag. #toptips

People without anxiety: do you even have dreams?

Cream puff timeline cleanse

It’s over. Go home.

Navel gazing

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