@vizcomic.bsky.social SAVE MONEY on salt by using all of the grains at the bottom of a pretzel bag. #toptips

People without anxiety: do you even have dreams?

Cream puff timeline cleanse

It’s over. Go home.

Navel gazing

Status

Shoegaze

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?

Snowman’s had a few.

Beard inspo.

View from the frozen bay, in full spectrum color.

The dog’s been taking selfies again.

Montpelier during mid-February never disappoints. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh yeah! You know the deal.

Monsters.

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) was on at the bar. Young guy next to me asked, “Isn’t this band from Sweden?” and doubled down with “They’re called the Pretenders?” And then I called my great great grandchild to come pick me up and take me back to the nursing home because that’s clearly where I belong.

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

Lunar

In Vermont news, the Penguin Plunge was postponed because it’s going to be…checks notes… Too cold.

I read this item and pictured the police insulting the skunk, but doing it while wearing silly costumes and speaking in funny voices.

Ice totems.

Seen any good films lately?

The intersection of peak car brain and entitlement. Don’t move your car immediately if you want to keep your spot. It’s a publicly owned resource, anyway.

No Valentine’s Day would be complete without a blue $9.99 convenience store rose.

Sorry to soil my timeline but this did make me laugh…you? Took me a moment… Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

No critical thinking skills + ethnocentrism has brought us to this point.

Final tally: nearly two Bernies.

This poem, it Burns.

Why are spoon rests even a thing? They lay in the kitchen drawer doing fuck all most of the day as it is 😡

Today’s treasure.

Are they going to abandon the NATO alphabet next? Imagine the ATC conversations. America Bigly Covfefe DOGE Elon Fake Guns Hoax Ivermectin Jesus Kooky Loser MAGA Nobel Oil Patriot QAnon Rigged Sucker Tariff USA Venezuela Wacky X Yuge Zero

@fatshez.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...

It may not necessarily be obvious that you’re at a Vermont party, but there will be signs.

Oh this is good. This is very good.

CASHEW NUMBER FOUR PLEASE

The hobbyist forensics experts are certainly active today.

I really want one of these bird feeders...genius!

Are these…are these books connected somehow? 😬

Apparently a neighbor down the road got a snowblower for Christmas. I can tell, because last night we got .7 inches of snow.

Book #1 for 2026. I’ll be here for a while.

Last event of the season.

Last book of the year (#87). Thanks again, @welshjb.bsky.social, it was a good read.

Last pizza of the year.

Necessary equipment.

A bit chilly for it today, but needs must.

God bless us, every one. 🎅🏻

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

@bobmort.bsky.social 😭😭😭