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@vizcomic.bsky.social
SAVE MONEY on salt by using all of the grains at the bottom of a pretzel bag.
#toptips
about 4 hours ago
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People without anxiety: do you even have dreams?
1 day ago
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Cream puff timeline cleanse
5 days ago
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It’s over. Go home.
13 days ago
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Navel gazing
14 days ago
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Status
16 days ago
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Shoegaze
16 days ago
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Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?
17 days ago
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Snowman’s had a few.
18 days ago
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Beard inspo.
19 days ago
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View from the frozen bay, in full spectrum color.
20 days ago
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The dog’s been taking selfies again.
21 days ago
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Montpelier during mid-February never disappoints. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
22 days ago
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Oh yeah! You know the deal.
29 days ago
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Monsters.
about 1 month ago
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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) was on at the bar. Young guy next to me asked, “Isn’t this band from Sweden?” and doubled down with “They’re called the Pretenders?” And then I called my great great grandchild to come pick me up and take me back to the nursing home because that’s clearly where I belong.
about 1 month ago
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Katie Martin
about 1 month ago
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
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Lunar
about 1 month ago
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In Vermont news, the Penguin Plunge was postponed because it’s going to be…checks notes… Too cold.
about 1 month ago
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I read this item and pictured the police insulting the skunk, but doing it while wearing silly costumes and speaking in funny voices.
about 1 month ago
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Ice totems.
about 1 month ago
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Seen any good films lately?
about 1 month ago
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The intersection of peak car brain and entitlement. Don’t move your car immediately if you want to keep your spot. It’s a publicly owned resource, anyway.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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No Valentine’s Day would be complete without a blue $9.99 convenience store rose.
about 1 month ago
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Deborah Meaden
about 1 month ago
Sorry to soil my timeline but this did make me laugh…you? Took me a moment… Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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No critical thinking skills + ethnocentrism has brought us to this point.
about 2 months ago
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Final tally: nearly two Bernies.
about 2 months ago
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This poem, it Burns.
about 2 months ago
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Neil
about 2 months ago
Why are spoon rests even a thing? They lay in the kitchen drawer doing fuck all most of the day as it is 😡
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Today’s treasure.
about 2 months ago
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Are they going to abandon the NATO alphabet next? Imagine the ATC conversations. America Bigly Covfefe DOGE Elon Fake Guns Hoax Ivermectin Jesus Kooky Loser MAGA Nobel Oil Patriot QAnon Rigged Sucker Tariff USA Venezuela Wacky X Yuge Zero
about 2 months ago
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@fatshez.bsky.social
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sjoholmp on Instagram: "Kiitos olutkuriiri @massijukela ! Nyt maistui sauna, seura ja juoma 💪#telttasauna #finnishsauna #iceswimming #sauna #tentsaunaView…"
Kiitos olutkuriiri @massijukela ! Nyt maistui sauna, seura ja juoma 💪#telttasauna #finnishsauna #iceswimming #sauna #tentsauna
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2 months ago
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It may not necessarily be obvious that you’re at a Vermont party, but there will be signs.
2 months ago
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Pete 🟥🟦
2 months ago
Oh this is good. This is very good.
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trouteyes
2 months ago
CASHEW NUMBER FOUR PLEASE
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The hobbyist forensics experts are certainly active today.
2 months ago
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From the Other Side of the Mirror
2 months ago
I really want one of these bird feeders...genius!
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Are these…are these books connected somehow? 😬
2 months ago
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our lady of the cow parsley
2 months ago
Apparently a neighbor down the road got a snowblower for Christmas. I can tell, because last night we got .7 inches of snow.
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Book #1 for 2026. I’ll be here for a while.
2 months ago
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Last event of the season.
2 months ago
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Last book of the year (#87). Thanks again,
@welshjb.bsky.social
, it was a good read.
2 months ago
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Last pizza of the year.
2 months ago
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Necessary equipment.
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2 months ago
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A bit chilly for it today, but needs must.
3 months ago
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God bless us, every one. 🎅🏻
3 months ago
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Black Mutual Aid
3 months ago
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#BruceSterling
3 months ago
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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@bobmort.bsky.social
😭😭😭
3 months ago
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