uhh... baa #deltarune

Something Tails wore in a dream I had. He kinda looked like Ness

does anyone want to come outside and play flying disk with me

"Ingrid didn't exist in 1987" Oh yeah? Then explain this:

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... This place seems eerily familiar...

Nobody eats your balls anymore. Mr. T famously did so, Max from Sam and Max did too. It’s a shame we’ve lost that part of our culture to time. It’s a tragedy that no one eats your balls these days.

Need to find some dinner.

Wahoo

INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE

This image has ingrained itself into my mind

This is what wanting to make YTPs again does to you:

this is the worst fucking game ever made

Twitter has completely stopped me from tweeting (it thinks I'm a bot??) despite me not being suspended or even shadowbanned so I have to use coded messages now

I do think that Ai was also created to try to ruin Wikipedia in way. All these tech-bros absolute hate Wikipedia because they can't bribe the people there to change their articles to support their narratives. Elon is one of them, dude DESPISES Wikipedia, tried to buy it a bunch of times too.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing that doesn't mean it's good for a fruit salad. CHA is convincing someone that it does. STR determines how far you can throw a tomato. DEX makes sure you hit someone with it. CON is about whether that tomato gives you a bruise.

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

SevBox v1.0.0 for UZDoom release My skybox mod has a new name. It now works with 3 more games: Adventures of Square, Chex Quest, and Heretic. I also added a couple new skyboxes for FreeDoom. Yep, the dome beams in Heretic finally cross when you look up! Downloads: github.com/SeventhSenti...

These mad lads are going viral again and it really makes me appreciate how glorious every single thing happening here is. Only positive from the dystopian slop AI nightmare is that actual creativity like nearly burning your house down while covering System of a Down is so much more beautiful

"Ryyudo, haven't you already driven for like 5 hours this weekend?" Shut The FUCK Up This is more than driving. This is lovemaking.

oh geez, when i shared that post i had no idea Little Bunny Foo-Foo literally scoops up fieldmice and bops them on the head. yiiiikes... unfollowing now, thanks for the heads up

Marie

explaining audio plugins to an american: imagine a Hamburger.clap

If you haven't been keeping up with all of this since the original funny Moon Child video took off because of the soundtrack, it's turned into such an incredible story of game preservation. The original dev team has been open-sourcing their games and tools and showing so much of the history

Shigeru Miyamoto on the Evil Boulder: "A delayed game will eventually be good, but a rushed game will be--*sees the boulder rolling down his path* SHIT I GOTTA RUN AWAY FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

me in minecraft mining in the cave for hours

Well, it happened. A client disregarded my advice about using generative AI and guess what? It gave them bad advice AND the judge ruled that by using it, Client waived confidentiality and ordered us to turn a bunch of private stuff over. STOP USING GENERATIVE AI FOR LEGAL THINGS. I BEG YOU.

Feeling dimmer, flatter, quieter

please enjoy this divorce template clip anyone can use royalty-free

I’m always saying this.

In Mario Kart 7, snow can make the game (very appropriately) freeze. Driving in and out out of the tunnel on DS DK Pass to make snow start and stop quickly will overload the game's GPU with snow, freezing the game.

You can now drive cars yourself.. Take people in your pink golf cart to the beach, or destroy nature with a leaking fuel truck. Wishlist my game: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...

combat update snapshot is Insane

a thing i think of regarding female character designs is that one 90's poll about SNK characters where Mai (gaming's OG titty ninja (affectionate)) was the most popular female character among female players, while Nakoruru (shy and demure young shrine maiden) was #1 girl to male players

I think it was @fyscuit.cafe that said this: "Once a guy made a webcomic so bad, we started an entirely new artistic movement to make fun of it"