Love opening the silly social media app and immediately seeing video of someone being murdered by the government.

some texas roadhouse rolls and butter would fix me right now tbh

“If a woman dares to show herself in public in any way, then she can and will be sexually harassed with the aid of genAI-driven tools that can easily turn her face into highly realistic pornography” is an absolute red-alarm human rights disaster

I went to take a silly little buzzfeed quiz only to find that it's locked behind a paywall.... We are in the dumbest, worst timeline.

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

The world is terrible and I have depression so what better to do than find some random corner of my apartment that inexplicably needs to be organized RIGHT NOW.

Who let me buy an entire carrot cake? Who gave me this power?!?!?

My skin decided at some point that what I needed was a huge zit on my upper lip 😭

One of my neighbors started the fireworks at 6pm, took a break, and are back at it. It's not even the new year here yet!!!

daily routine

@astrognb.bsky.social I turned on some random twitch stream and they started talking about SPN and I took immense psychic damage 😂

Just give me drunk Anderson Cooper tbh

Me: why do I feel so weak? Also me: hasn't eaten today. Oh.

Uh oh, the guy who used to have my phone number is up to shenanigans again. Another credit card sent to collections smh.

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

All my warm PJs are in the laundry, can't say I recommend wearing lace inlay shorts to bed when its cold outside. 🥶

The brainworms are brainworming today, and I really wish they weren't. 😔

Quite tired of being headachey half the days of the week lately 😣

this is why I can never log off

😔😔

If only my brain were normal maybe I wouldn't ruin every friendship. 🥲

Guess who just burned herself making coffee. Merry christmas eve to me 😭

[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted

I've been home from work for 2 hours and the smell of butter is still stuck in my nose (working in a bakery is rough) 🙃

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

I KNOCKED MY RED BULL OFF MY DESK NOOOOOO

Jumpscared awake by my smartwatch 🫩

To sleep with the furnace on or not, that is the question...

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

I have a stomach ache and took a nap and am not sure what day it is anymore 😵‍💫

Just a girl who should never be allowed friends again

Trying very hard to keep my depressive tendencies at bay, somewhat losing today. 😵

The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something." Trump administration: "Penis."

Well it was nice while it lasted 😔

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Nothing like a good cry in the morning... (woke up to a charley horse)

"We see you're not getting our BEST DEALS - would you like to opt into daily emails!?" Me:

TIL it's apparently not great to take meds with coffee, specifically anti-depressants. So that's a whoops😂

Sweater on = too warm. Sweater off = shivering. I hate it here.

I forget I have wisdom teeth until they decide out of nowhere that they want to come through a bit more and everything is pain.

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Someone needs to take this egg nog away from me before I make myself sick from drinking it all.

I hate my brain, but truly think it might be right sometimes. 😔

song of the day www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWF...

I just paid my internet bill, why is everything so SLOWWWWW 😭

Come on USPS, please let your missing mail search work for once in ever.

I wish my depression would let me feel like i matter to anybody. Wishing for the impossible i guess.

Sigh 😔

Taking a sip of peach tea after brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste is not the play.

Bodies do not like cpap machines trying to pump air into a stuffy nose 🤧