The easiest way to decode Trump's words is to simply flip their meaning

@colababy.bsky.social Edge hiding my outrage today at work. Had a big pile of fist bumps and high fives. Might get fired if management * gets it * 45/47 types didn’t get it. Mgmt won’t. Banger. Stunningly left-hander stealth. Pardon my 5 chins. =0)

omg this video is so funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3At...

So fucking dead on the screws:

WEXMAC TITUS: A tool for graft and speedy mass detention. Deep digging by thehandbasket.co and projectsaltbox.substack.com Congress can put reins on this atrocity.

@travisview.bsky.social We just converged with Sean Carney

“We are so scared to even clean the windows and balconies. There’s soot everywhere and we don’t even want to touch it with gloves. My eyes are burning and I look outside and see people without masks are going on with their daily lives. ... There’s this smell in the air I can’t explain.”

Pardon the powerlines. I love the PNW.

Draft Barron

it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country

I’m confused. Just got home from work, expected reporting from the state of the union, and… Nothing. Tf? (I bet I regret this)

My buddy Bennet wandered up and told me that she had made me a valentine gift. I’m not a jewelry guy, but… I fucking love it. Makes me smile every time I look at it.

I feel like I’m growing retail claws. 4 different moisturizers, and my fingertips still split. And man. The thumb and forefinger ones smart like crazy.

I might not have put it quite like Bill Hicks did but you have to admit he had a point (content warning)

Happening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #abolishice #iceout #palantir #paloalto

Good. Applause to ProPublica for practicing public interest journalism. Now, charge these bloodthirsty, murdering fuckheads. Then, Johnathan Ross.

Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

Just ate a burrito I made 4 months ago, wrapped in foil, tossed in the freezer, and forgot. Damn fine burrito.

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me

My Friday. It’s a good thing. I’m all fucked up.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Me gusto Don Martin.

Haa. The Dollop, E714, 10:50: Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?” Cracking up.

Updated pocket inventory. 7 pounds. Add work keys and phone, 10.

Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.

Retail indicators. I am a damned walking biohazard.

Don’t bork, don’t bork, don’t bork…

Gonna make these ground beef hands do another week. I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.

That’s some high-quality corrugated paper cut action. Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.

Heh. Pocket inventory. Can’t find my leatherman. Desperately need my leatherman. The weight may pull my pants straight off, but… UTILITY! Want a mandarin orange slice?

Need some work done on my back, went to see the doctor. "Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's." *blink* "You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?" "Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

The Onion may be our last diligent news reporting agency.

Trump got his wish to starve Americans. The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to temporarily withhold portions of SNAP payments for November. Huge thanks to the states and workers who rushed to process benefits before the ruling came down, not all heroes wear capes!

Ripped a giant "if not now, I might explode," fart in a dead corner of the shop today (seriously, I was in actual pain), only to have a colleague I really like (not romantically. she's just cool), walk right through it. Do I explain myself or STFU? Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal. Jackass.

Maggie and her best pal Xantha: “We play weird.”

Corrugated hell.

"This is gonna sound crazy, but this hole was here when I got here. "No shit! "Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest. "To protect YOU "I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant." *doe eyes*

PNW foxgloves

The last Randian will die of starvation at Galt's Gulch.

click to full size. Count the bees.

I _did_not_ expect to get hit so hard by news of Dolly Parton's hopefully temporary health decline. I can't land what affects me so much, but I know I admire her genuine approach, and her kindness. Her range is other-worldly. Besides that, wtf? This bums me out deeply. Get better, Dolly. Dammit.

@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social How are you not insisting Lukey get truck balls on his future pickup?