Overweight/obese cats bring me an unhealthy level of joy. I know i’m supposed to feel bad for them but they are so silly to look at

Oh so you don’t believe in god? Explain boobs then idiot

You should just start estrogen girl, you keep questioning it in your head, girl just do it girl

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Welcome to the stage Hookline N. Sinker

My 2nd self-produced mini album, Hot Tottie, drops this Friday, May 29th at 12am 🔥🥳 I'm so STOKED. We got a whole rollout planned with MERCH and MUSIC VIDEOS and an ALBUM PARTY ON JUNE 18TH!!! Come get deep fried with a cast of some of the coolest and most creative Spud Buds in the scene... 😻✨️🥔

I want a Chicago drag tea podcast so bad. No hot takes, no opinions, just the facts and updates

Chicago drag scene lately

I want to host a show where everyone does a number based on their favorite/most insane fanfic they’ve read I call dibs on the milk fic

‘anything is bondage if you’re brave enough’ followed by the loudest sneeze known to man

MEET THE CAST OF RUMOURS! CLEO PATRA is RHIANNON ROSKA is BLAIR BANG BANG is WINIFRED SALLY DERHERTY is BRIGID CICI PUEDE is MIRA VIRGONA is STEVIE LADY PIPHONE is LINDSEY @justbangbang.bsky.social @sallyderherty.bsky.social @cicipuedexo.bsky.social @thevirgona.bsky.social @ladypiphone.bsky.social

Getting the shakes because i won’t get to see my girlfriend all day

Im sorry

i just cried working on act 2, so if that’s any sign that this show with a 7 person cast will have the audience invested, you should come take a look (ft. cleo patra, @justbangbang.bsky.social , roska, @thevirgona.bsky.social , @sallyderherty.bsky.social , @cicipuedexo.bsky.social , and me)

Wraps are a recession indicator

EPIPHANY PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: RUMOURS

Severe lack of tits on my timeline as of recently… ladies please i’m on my hands and knees

Give me 6 days, 5 he/him lesbians, a gram of weed and I could whip up such a fierce number

Remember when some people in the scene were like ‘yeah book drag kings!! Except we’re gonna book a bunch of queens doing king drag as a gimmick instead of any actual kings :)’ cuz that was crazy

Sometimes all it takes is 15 mg of adderall to make life worth living

ohhhh go ahead & gag on it. june 7th, 6pm-midnight color club theeee perfect pride kickoff, see u there 😋 link.dice.fm/od2ee1961d8a...

U-hauled so hard today if anyone was wondering

Happy Birthday @ladypiphone.bsky.social 💜

Can’t believe i wasn’t included in this

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! i ALSO unfortunately became homeless today. my lease ended this morning and the universe has been creating far too many obstacles to get everything lined up in time. but i’m TOO PUSSY TO LET IT GET ME DOWN! help a diva SURVIVE and CELEBRATE!

I’m going for a record today

Drag king named Dayve Drinking

Me if i was scooby doo and i was doing roscoes tomorrow:

Roscoes romorrow

Very proud of what i showed last night at fresh faces :) i may not have won but the compliments i got from the judges and audience members surely made me feel like i did <3

I am Not going to kill myself

Roska referred to me as ‘sorta rican’ at rehearsal the other day and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since

Jealous? Jealous??? You don’t even EXIST to me!

and we tore @thevirgona.bsky.social

Hey we saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe…

Girl stims: lalalalalalala i’m tapping my toes and singing a little song Boy stims: i am going to bite someone So hard

I’m nonbinaryphobic 🫶

'oh piph i didn't know you were autistic' as if she doesn't introduce herself like 'hi im piphone my pronouns are she/they and a fun fact about me is that my fursona is a fox but also a rabbit but also a deer but also a dog'

like absolutely come the fuck on

Meow

I’m gonna be visible as FUCK next tuesday (this is a threat)

‘Oh i bet it’s so nice to date another drag artist i bet y’all help each other so much!’ Meanwhile its finale week and this is the type of shit i’m on

Yeah sure

The devil shivers every time a tboy picks up a ukulele

coco con crema ice cream bar SEND SKEET

Not as many as i was expecting tbh

What are we doing if we can’t ki behind closed doors? Girl, that’s what the lock is for

It’s always the days i think i’m serving triple platinum grade A5 wagyu beef that some old white man comes into my job and she/hers me… like noooo what gave it away