They’re getting delivered today

Odie leigh is to yearning what da vinci is to art are y’all picking up what im putting down here

so funny it’s scary, or so scary it’s funny? decide for yourself at BLOODY HELL 😱 10/5 at the newport theater… if you dare 😈

Nobody on this bus knows how good my music taste is and that is so sad

Got my first full paycheck in a while and immediately ordered 50k rhinestones

Yet another front bottoms fall

This guy came into my job today lmao

Where are y’all buying stones in bulk for cheap? Please reply or i will crash out

I want the only piece of merch i ever make to be a magic 8 ball but no matter what you ask it says ‘kys faggot’ do y’all see the vision

Catholics are the emo kids of Christianity

I’m practically vibrating bc of how excited i am for this costume that i’m making rn. Get tickets to scruffy horror while you can it’s that serious

Need to produce a folk punk drag show so fucking bad (we will be spraying everyone down with deodorant at the door)

Its a midwest emo morning yay

I am doing a Really Good Job at not being ferally horny on main and y’all need to be grateful for that

I’m so grateful that so many of my friends have asked me to help them with their upcoming pageant packages i love my friends i love making art i love dancing and being stupid with the people that make me happy yippee!!!!!

TA(ylor Swif)TER T(ransition)OT

T-rage is back in full force lemme calm the fuck down before i bite someones head off

Just ran out of testosterone should i do it should i jump

If i ever got dick surgery i would become the absolute worst man you’ve ever met and if y’all know me now you know that it’s a pretty low bar from the start

Why was my dream about getting mugged & almost murdered less terrifying to me than a dream where i made a mistake on stage why am i like this

Rapture? I haven’t even FUCKED ‘er!

Comedy queen was so fun i love drag i love my friends i am So Sleepy

Lesbians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something familiar (my ass) something peculiar (my pussy) something for everyone (my tits)

“But you dont look autistic” explain this then idiot

I just think that lady piphone. Yeah.

Need to start taking edibles before bed my dreams are getting insane again

Reply to this with shitty handpoke tattoo ideas i just finished one and i dont want to be done im so serious

Rattling at the bars of my enclosure trying not to yearn on main

I wish I could have lesbian sex today

If there’s one thing a transsexual man will do its listen to doctor worm on repeat for half an hour

flirting is a humiliation ritual

Its almost spotify wrapped season

Last chance to vote for me💖

I JUST WANNA GEEK OUT ABOUT UNREAL UNEARTH YALL. NOVEMBER 29

Coffee in the morning. Coffee at night. Coffee in my contact case. Coffee took my sight. Coffee is my 2AM Grindr hookup. Coffee is my kryptonite. ☕️ ☀️ 🌖

Need to be the reason a lesbian couple starts couples therapyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nothing i love more than a good skeet & delete

The negative effects of cigarettes are cancelled out by the fact that they are estrogen blockers and also i look so cool when i smoke them 😀

Some days at sw**tgr**n make me want to walk into the lobby & end it all. I wish to change the trajectory of all of these rich pilates mom’s lives

I need to give myself a tattoo on monday it has to happen

i’m Evil Sabrina carpenter

If we ever get a drag race season of all Chicago people, it’s really gonna be Drag Race Oops All Autistics

bro we have to fuck to advance the plot

Lady foreskin’s origins by bj silly

Kissing girls on the mouth send skeet

Do y’all like my cigarette case or should i just go ahead and end it all

Seeing this diva live tonight i hope she flirts with me

Chain Smoking Cigarettes On The Porch Just To Feel Something

I could never work an office job. sitting still and looking at a computer for longer than an hour at a time makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out oh my god