I gave myself one mission in Seattle: Flirt with King Molasses Tonight the mission was accomplished

I’ve only been awake for 2 hours and I am already in love with Seattle 💚

I have been stuck in Denver for 5 hours now

Heard the K-pop demon hunters soundtrack on the street. Turned to see Switch driving past jamming out 🤣

¿Pagina Latina?

My coworkers are currently discussing how different Harry Potter would have been if single character had a gun

Love like a dyke Fuck like a faggot

The older I get the harder it is to tell yt people apart

Confidently pointed this sweet lady the wrong way to a museum and didn’t realize it until she was already gone… sorry diva

¡Viva la revolución!

Ahhh thank you!!!! ✂️🤍✂️

We are kings Not because we want to be men Not because we want to be masculine And not because we want power It is because we want room -King Molasses 👑

And I’ll do it again!

Give Wes and I a mic and you WILL be entertained 🤭

Went to pick up a dog & walked in on this 65 yr old woman riding her peloton playing a pink Nintendo ds

So who is going with board my yacht? 🌊🛳️🏖️

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Also shoutout to @lovelybedhead.bsky.social for my fierce Metallicunt runway look!!

Thank you all for everything. I’m so proud of what I brought to the Hydrate stage. And I can’t wait to show yall what I have in store…And now, to sleep for 69 hours 🩵

Having crushes on your friends is so silly Like are we gonna play Smash Bros or are we gonna smash, bro? 🤷🏽

I have officially been walking dogs today for longer than I was asleep last night 🙃

A priest, a demon, and a sacrificial lamb walk into a bar and they can’t leave because there’s no re-entry 📸 @tymeup.bsky.social @spadeslick.bsky.social @lovelybedhead.bsky.social

A cohesive group for sure lmaooo

The f@ggots want to be tbois so bad

I’m so proud of Team Sky High! We really pulled that shit together and it was so much fun portraying such iconic bisexuals! 🦸🏻🦸🏾‍♀️🦹🏾🦹🏼‍♀️

🔥 FIRE IN THE CLUB 🔥

Freshman 15 Week 2 Core Friday | 9 PM | Hydrate Nightclub

Come to F15 this Friday… I have something special planned for you 🤭

I have lip syncs to learn but the K-POP Demon Hunters soundtrack has had me by the THROAT

Sorry I can’t - I have my court mandated nap time then

I’m just a lil guy in some giant clothes… 📸: @tymeup.bsky.social

koda pendants

I love my job… it’s so silly and cute 🐶

Just finished rehearsing for F15 and yall are not ready for these shenanigans 🤭🍆🤭

So I heard yall like boyfish… Only 5 days until season 7 of Freshman 15! Catch us at 9 pm this Friday at Hydrate!

How I feel talking to some of yall without my platforms on… like plz im just a lil guy

Can I please just eat my muffin in peace?

Yall ready to see me swim my way to the top? This competition is really starting to bubble up! 🫧🐡🫧

Need a canes box combo and some head

Anyways happy Father’s Day to @switchtheboi.bsky.social 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Meow 🌈😽

Sooooo did anyone see where the bottom of my mug went?

Woke up this morning so excited for my afternoon nap 🥹

Normalize cat calling your friends 🩵

Happy Birthday to my darling lil gremlin @lovelybedhead.bsky.social

Today’s Will to Live is brought to you by a chubby Asian baby smiling at you from the TJMaxx checkout line

Exfoliated 70+ rhinestones off my body last night

life is all about getting high and getting naked

Congrats @ladypiphone.bsky.social !! It was an honor to go toe to toe with you once again! 🩵🩵🩵