thinking about @sallyderherty.bsky.social performing laufey like😍

EPIPHANY PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: RUMOURS

when cici and i are in the west loop ultimately we are anthropologists

going to take a fat edible and cry while watching lady bird tonight

happy 5 year anniversary @sallyderherty.bsky.social <33333

starting drag after my frontal lobe fully developed is the best thing that ever happened to me tbh

oh mother i am sorry for ever doubting you

being a Cirie Fields stan during the later part of a survivor season,,, this shit is not for the weak

it’s the oligarch parade yall

Rise and grind

Haus of Cross looks majestic in new photos. [A THREAD]

Sally Derherty looks glamorous in new photos.

whats crazy is if u all saw my journals youd be thankful for what im deciding to post

some lady at roscoe’s telling cici and i she took a lime scooter from 127th st by the way

parkour themed brunch @ the walnut room with kitty, spiral, and galilea featuring special guest juicy love dion

hbo’s girls walnut room brunch

can’t go to next boots 🥺 bc will be on my honeymoon 😍

anyoneeee wanna a gig doing my mom’s make up for @cicipuedexo.bsky.social and my’s wedding in june??? hmu!!!

not on eventbrite…

the ozempic is fucking with her mentally

And being skinny is not enough to be cunt btw.

gagging (x2)

You’re doing ur audiences a disservice by not booking anyone larger than amedium t-shirt size ! Plus size audience members come up to me all the time thanking me for being up there and how it made them feel so good to see someone plus size in a sea of skinnies ! Make ur shows better - MUAH 🫶

watching the twilight movies for the first time happy to announce i’m team jacob

Hey y’all! Official post coming soon but I’m raising funds to get to the finish line for the Puff Puff Pageant! This is the most challenging meaningful work I’ve ever made and your support means the world to me 🪜☘️🏺 Venmo: trueromance420 PayPal: [email protected] Ask me for zelle/apple pay ❤️

my serotonin levels were down until i saw these photos 🌹 muah! 💋

took an edible before bed and had a dream i changed my drag name to “Mario Lechuga”

work day so bad yesterday i had a leave a scarf outside my front door overnight for st. bridget to bless tbh

i’m aware of my autism ever day ns

me and also me

mind you for the better part of 2024 i had them believing raja and raven were dating

last night i convinced cici that nina west was transitioning just to fuck with her

My Crossies ✝️🖤 Missing the eldest Crossy

Katniss cracks me up my bitch autistic

just got my first massage and feeling like her

boy from hamnet snubbed for oscar nom btw

pls remember what’s occurring downtown rn does not represent the irish </3

@derryqueenhaha.bsky.social is my new step mother (yes that’s my biological father lmfao)

@sallyderherty.bsky.social <3

Maya Rudolph to make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ Starting from April 28th for a limited 8-week run.

she’s in her creative writing bag y’all! see my musings on navigating st. paddy’s after the loss of a very influential family member ❤️☘️❤️ open.substack.com/pub/sallyder...

first day taking the higher dose of my anti-depressant

some banger new additions to the camera roll after spending the day at my grandma’s

cici, derry, and i next friday

here’s how the post office oppresses women

happy FAT tuesday yall!!!

i am truly more and more in love with this person every day. we have grown and changed in such beautiful ways with each other. i am one lucky girl ❤️

putting out crazy manifestation powers for the thing i want to happen tonight if anyone wants help me out with that

mr. waternoose needs to call osha boots