I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Doctor I trust more than RFK Junior

Valued users! We understand that over the past 250-odd years, you have come to rely on the services provided by the U.S. of A.: postal delivery, representative government, edible food, clean water, lifesaving vaccines, and no kings—ever, guaranteed. Well, 250 years of free is enough.

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/

www.goodreads.com/book/show/19... Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social! That was a fun read!

Hi @thenrao.bsky.social! We had fun visiting you a couple weeks ago!

Balcony House, Mesa Verde

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher...

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

I would like to thank Wisconsin voters for electing Susan Crawford but also, as a bonus, telling Elon to eat shit Happy Eat Shit Elon Day

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Not a historian, but to my knowledge, this is the first time a sitting US Senator — or member of Congress, generally — or perhaps any senior US gov’t official — has included an f-bomb in an official press release. www.duckworth.senate.gov/news/press-r...

Yes, Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands of a second darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it—all his thought is bent on it We could fight Sauron, keep the Ring from him, destroy it Or—hear me out—we give the Ring to Sauron and watch his approval rating tank. Much easier. Less walking

At the Boulder Bookstore to celebrate the new book by @jonbassoff.bsky.social The Memory Ward. Sounds like another dread-filled nightmare is imminent. Can’t wait to read it!

Cool article in Westword. Usually all the press I receive is for my various crimes of passion, so this is a nice change.

Today is release day for my 10th novel, THE MEMORY WARD, and I gotta tell you, I think this is my best one yet. It's been described as a cross between SHUTTER ISLAND and THE STEPFORD WIVES. I hope you take a chance on this one. And please spread the word!

Big birthday wishes to my boy Henry who turns 15 today!

One month from tomorrow is the release for THE MEMORY WARD. Here's a little promo that the great Tom Parkin created. Incredible acting all around, and no humans were hurt in the filming. Enjoy!

@scribeofhades.bsky.social What’s the latest cookie update? I had 2 homemade chocolate chip cookies today.

Sometimes you just have to ask. A few months ago, I discovered a Denver band that I absolutely loved: Jaguar Stevens. Knowing it was a long-shot, I got in contact with them and asked if they would play a set at my book launch in Longmont. They said yes. I'm so damned stoked about this.

Fascists are bad and you should bite them. Bite them *all*. #CaturdayPSA

A really nice review of The Memory Ward from Best Thriller Books. A little more than a month before this novel slithers from the primordial muck into our consciousnesses. www.bestthrillerbooks.com/kashif-hussa...

Henry is very excited that our preordered copy of The Way Up is Death by @danhanks.bsky.social finally arrived! The @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social fun words on the back say,”File Under: Pub Quiz | Die trying | It’s a trap | Game over, man”

Thinking of you, LA. 🩷

Happy New Year ya animals!

If you get anything weird in the mail, like an unexpected gift, DO NOT SCAN ANY QR CODES.

Vaguely unsettling and definitely threatening: the Duolingo 2024 Year in Review!

People of BlueSky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

Past Lisa was smart and preordered the new @danhanks.bsky.social book that Future Lisa can’t wait to read! #books

Hello new BlueSky friends! Here is a cat as a welcome gift.

What is even happening here? @scribeofhades.bsky.social did you let them borrow your tiny hands?

For my first video: a sketchy raccoon.

Feeling feisty

Couldn’t put down The Drowning House by @cmpriest.bsky.social which I read in about 24 hours. Loved that when I looked at maps of Marrowstone Island I could find all the places mentioned in the book! ❤️🏚️👻💀

@chuckwendig.bsky.social Chuck those apples were so so evil man and yet now I’m craving some. Love that Snoobug got a shout out. 5/5 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎😈

Wheeeee Sunday release day when hardly anyone’s online, wheeee If you spread the word you’ll get five thousand good mojo points, redeemable at a store I haven’t started yet for seven raspberries, which was enough to buy a house in the 1940s

Sorry @cmpriest.bsky.social, here’s a better picture.

Up next: Evil towns and evil apples. @cmpriest.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Starting this beauty today. @scribeofhades.bsky.social

The bravest boy. #wildlifephotography