Posting for Visibility The owner of Mobius Grid @royale.mobiusgrid.us has had his roommates truck break down. The fuel pump is apparently dead and he needs assistance. He is a good friend and any help is appreciated. gofund.me/b7570b7a

Posting this to try to help a friend if mine who recently became homeless. Please spread the word if you can. ko-fi.com/post/EMERGEN...

Man getting sick right on Xmas Eve, just the present I wanted!

This lives rent free in my head:

dr scrungly

Have you heard the joke about Orion's belt? It's a giant waist of space. … Sorry, that was a terrible pun. I give it 3 stars. But I’m sure the follow up will be stellar.

… Sherrifs who moonlight as bartenders are always busy passing the bar to serve subpoena coladas and bail ales so they can be writ of their customers. … You probably won’t like these law/drink puns but I’ll be the one who judges good taste today. 😌

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If you have a DeviantArt account, please archive and back up your drawings and stuff and just delete your account there. They're shilling over AI-generated garbage and we don't want to support sites that support this kind of shit.

Due to some recent things that came to light with someone I used to be friends with, I would like to state that even though in general I do not post or repost anything NSFW, this is still an 18+ account and I do not wish to interact with any minors. If you are not 18+ please do not follow/interact.

hey folks I'd really appreciate it if you were to share this around, it's super hard to get reach on here for me 🥺

Is so cool! I love the Espeon card too which is similar. Did you know there's a whole artwork for it?

…🤔 If you eat shellfish and you’re allergic to it would you call your allergic reaction a mussel spasm?

…🤔 If Obama met the Dalai Lama on a llama with his mama and the Lama’s mama in the Bahamas to have Bahama-Mamas then that would be Obama and Obama-Mama Bahama-Mama Lama llama Lama-Mama Bahama Obama Lama Mama Drama Comma or Bahama Mama Obama Obama-Mama Lama Llama Lama-Mama Bahama Drama.

teeny bowling pin 🤏👽

me when fries

Quite frankly, it is incredibly rude that you have to work out and sweat in order to stay in shape and somebody should file a complaint about that.

…🤔 Okay Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are considered a vegetable but cocoa beans are actually not beans but the seeds of the cacao tree fruit ergo cocoa beans are not a vegetable which means chocolate is not a vegetable but chocolate is, in fact, processed fruit thank you send skeet

…🤔 If your mommy or mami makes a tsunami of umami unagi and umami pastrami with umami salami is that an ooh mommy ooh mami umami unagi umami pastrami tsunami by mami umami salami or mommy umami salami and do you say ooh mommy or ooh mami over mommy’s or mami’s tsunami of umami unagi? Ooh, mommy.

NYEH HEH HEH! YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?!

Was playing FF14 with one of my partners last night. I am hyperfixated. This thing has no thoughts. When it opens its mouth, I'm pretty sure dial-up internet noises come out of it. It forgets to breathe and eat. Look at that face. There's nothing going on in there. Ever.

mint chocklet chip 🤤

live footage of commuters in NYC today

🎨 Data Loss ⚠️❓🔎

...🤔 If Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong met US King Kong & the long lost Japanese King Kong in Hong Kong to have Ding-Dongs you’d have ding-dang ding-dongs Kong & Kong gone ring-a-ding-ding with ding-dang Ding-Dongs in ding-dang Hong Kong with the ding-dang long gone King Kong Ding-Dong Kong kings dangit.

God this is so fucking funny

An absolutely breathtaking view of the Milky Way as seen from Mars

The Farm #pixelart #ドット絵 #pixelartist #aseprite #pixel #art

🧡🌻🐹🌻🧡 Ham-Ha! Little Hamtaro. ♡ #Cuteart #Art #Fanart

Self Made Man 🌙

@mistyksnow.bsky.social Honestly I didn't realize it but I voted for you back when you ran for Senate in Utah. I am also a Utahn! I would happily vote for you again if you did run again!

this piece from @gussie.bsky.social on the economic hardships disabled people face is good and you should read it www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a4...

It turns out we were wrong to believe information technology would reduce the number of Americans afflicted with Medieval Peasant Brain

So it really sucks when you get laid off of 3 IT jobs within a year at no fault of your own. However despite being scared of losing it all I am not giving up and have some promising interviews next week!

So just so all my followers know I don't usually post too much. Even still was not expecting to get this many followers thus quickly. Most of what you'll see if me venting, baking a dumb reference, or reposting something. I'M DOING MY PART!

Insane Egg 🥚 An older #pixelart piece

Can't Fret Over Every Egg

This was a short comic I did for #AutisticComicTakeover on Twitter in 2022. It's about how autism is portrayed in the media and fear-mongering.

Sundays are for asking the hard introspective questions