‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

ngl i have yet to begin.

tomorrow is hourly comics day and to prove to all the friends in my phone, i will be posting here!

hello! please hire @gussie.bsky.social! they do great work and PECO and PGW bills are trying to ruin our life so please hire them for money! thank you

ok this is my time. i’m gonna be better at bluesky they said again.

god i hate rudy gobert.

mission impossible was great but that is not how the ocean.

that shot was absolutely diabolical.

popped on to say i had a brown butter pecan ice cream from zsa’s ice cream tonight that was so good i would include it in a last meal request should i ever be put to death for a heinous crime. this not-tweet got dark on accident, i’m so sorry!

came back to say FEDERAL FUCKIN WAY! @normcharlatan.bsky.social

people glorify artistry but treat artists like shit and it sucks! ✌️

for as saturated as the content surrounding the story was, this gabby petito murder is just so much worse and just awful every time i hear a single detail i’d not heard before. i honestly hope the laundries never have peace as long as they’re alive. just truly vile pieces of shit.

hire @gussie.bsky.social ! heyandrews.com

huge win for 90s skateboarders representation, tonight. imo.

YESSSS MIKEYYYYYY IF ONLY I COULD SEE YOUUUUUU!

LMAOOOOOO

what the fuck is this man talking about?

fully serious: conan looks fine as hell tonight.

i saw someone discoursing today alleging that sabrina carp was “selling pedophilia” w/ her sexualized image and almost got mad until i saw a response that said “literally how? she’s just short.” and snort laughed for the first time in probably a week.

not sad as i’m starving but the kind where microwaving leftovers before i eat it feels like “too many steps.”

I would like to once again state for the record that building an entire sociomaterial culture— especially regarding housing, healthcare, and food— out of a combination of "caveat emptor," "fuck you I got mine," and "YOLO" actually really fucking sucks

Almost 20 years ago, a doctor on TV was asked, "Isn't 12 a little early for a kid to be deciding to transition?" And her response was, "It's old enough for them to decide that it's not worth living anymore if they can't." That was the only argument I ever needed to hear about gender affirming care.

living the D.R.E.A.M. dogs rule everything around me. (she’s fine, and beautiful, and full of treats. we’re skin testing)

i’m bad at new social anything, but i’m trying this again bc i miss friendship and probably need it more than ever. #gobirds

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

did come here to show you my crocs tho.

v hard for me to use bluesky tbh. i would like the icon to look like something that will not give my devices a virus.

whomst is interested in this Good Horror Comic

i've got a graphic piece on disability and body horror (in film) that i'm trying to pitch/place for october, if anybody has any thoughts on who might want it let a guy know?! 🙏🙏🙏

hypothetically if i had a tight graphic piece in the works on medical/body horror in film whomst might perhaps want it for october?

i’m looking for an editor with availability to look over a book proposal for feedback this sept. document is roughly 30 pages with sample pages. preferably someone with experience in memoir proposals, working with agents/publishers, and/or graphic work is a plus! lemme pay you!

hit up @gussie.bsky.social for commissions please and thank you!

this piece from @gussie.bsky.social on the economic hardships disabled people face is good and you should read it www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a4...

not me over here being emotional bc i forgot i had a bluesky acct, and logged in to see a bunch of tweets(?) of my partner saying cute things about me. 🥹🥹🥹

megan rapinoe is a true icon for all of us who are talented, hot and really fuckin’ annoying. i’m gon’ miss her. let’s goooooo #USWNT

the problem w bluesky is that i always forget it exists.

i see notifications on this website are… very good.

it’s true i want to write for you! i want to draw for you! i want to prove my latest piece (coming soon from esquire) wrong by maintaining steady employment that helps me stay alive! i have so many bills and so! much! talent! help me help you!

just finished the bear, and i won’t be talking to anyone ever again! thanks for understanding.

It's happening

Monday is such a beautiful name for a day where nobody does any work ❤️

i cannot express to you how hard it is for me to figure out a platform that is the exact same but a liiiiiittle bit different. lmao.

thank you to my pal @seandoolittle.bsky.social for getting @gussie.bsky.social on here 🥳