when will they invent bottom surgery for my girly ass (makes dick huge)

"And it only gets better." "Better?" #pluribus

new fit what we thinkin

2027 Pinup Calendar - January

gaming video essays

Hey yall don’t apologize or be sorry for posting something nice or having fun today. I strongly believe humans aren’t equipped to handle this amount of info all day every day. Please live. Have joy. Being informed doesn’t have to be public and you don’t have to drown.

// 2026 spoilers holy shit

tax badger fucked up so many people's taxes who i know are still working to get their finances fixed from his careless mistakes please please dont work with him I had to do my taxes day of due date that year because he just completely left me on read and that was the better outcome from what i heard

chat can anybody tell me which punctuation mark is the most fuckable

reverses the polarity on your tit milking machine to make your tits grow exponentially (regardless of gender, naturally)

if you turn a girl into a mushroom girl should the hair go on top of or beneath the cap vote now on your Fuones (fungus phones) 🍄

there is something tangentially fae-like about the relationship between the irl video game player and the customizable nonverbal blank-slate protag anyways, taking control of you, using the limited customization options to change your look, and giving you a new silly name for my lets play series :3

Under no fucking circumstances should you be defending lolcowing, dramatubing, and kiwifarming. It's that fucking simple.

i found a really cute lovey dovey petplay transformation fic abt a tgirl drinking mutagenic goodra soda www.furaffinity.net/view/60563177/ the author is on here as @machetheferret.bsky.social btw, pls read this it's really cute ??

That time of year again!

A couple weeks ago, I suggested to my friend discord we play a game of telephone with comic panels instead of doing an art trade secret santa or whatever. I'm happy to report the results were better than could have been imagined. Please click for full resolution. Continued in reply

tfs you into the all-knowing and omnipresent but otherwise powerless, formless, and nameless entity who delivers the game's tutorial dialogue to the protagonist

idk chiit maybe dont go on your anti-christmas tirade around the angelgirl? just a thought.

genuinely sucks so bad that racist anti-indigenous dogshit like the avatar series can become the highest grossing film series of all time. we need to start making liking that series embarrassing

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<- boygirl who wishes he had more art of her fursona but is too afraid to ask people and also doesn't have money

Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.

⚠️⚠️⚠️ boosting this again for awareness! if an "artist" suddenly DMs you with links, or exhibits odd behaviour, check the handle of the sender to see if its a fake! scam accounts frequently lack a posting history to prevent tracing!

"if the punishment for a crime is a fine then that law only exists for the lower class" -a giant evil turtle with a fire head and an ice head

transforms you into your own speech bubble and watches the text inside you transform into keysmash bottom text as i pet your tail pointer

Please keep contacting your representatives and demand they oppose repealing sec230, and oppose internet censorship/surveillance bills Get friends and family involved, february is when they are going to make a major push

I want a million Knives Out films so long as they’re having fun making them but I think there should also be Benoit Blanc mystery novels I would read the fuck out of them

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

And this is my favorite image ever, in response to that Tumblr comment.

seeing the "toxic positivity" part suddenly reminded me of the fuckin TF2 community and the sheer number of people who use that exact phrase, up to and including making that shit the focal point of bad 10-minute """commentary""" videos, while also being the same folks that harass workshop creators

what do they gain from this

Just because I'm the writer/director of TADC doesn't mean I deserve all the credit for everything. There MANY times when a board artist or an animator will come up with a detail or shot that elevate the themes/characterization in a way I didn't even think of, and I'm like "fuuuuuck that's genius..."

Ok so what you need to know about these is that: BLUESKY RESETS YOUR MODERATION SETTINGS PERIODICALLY WITHOUT TELLING YOU. YOU HAVE TO CHECK ANYTIME THE SITE UPDATES BASICALLY.

You're allowed to make-out with your headmates, it's encouraged even

Wtf???

Sera heard somewhere that the most cold-hearted of sinners can be warmed up to better values if they're shown unrelenting love! That was her idea when she decided that this was the best way to put a stop to Chiit's schemes, but... Looks like she's a little preoccupied with less pure goals now...

If you exist inside a creator safe spaces you contribute to a positive presence. Even if you're not actively partaking in creating, you help someone else to. Don't ever feel undervalued or unseen, someone out there is rendering videos, drawing lines or putting words to paper hoping you'll enjoy it.

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

girl who can think about a burger and then reach into her own thought bubble and acquire said burger the burger both tastes incredible and maintains the visual quality of the fake-ass aesthetically pleasing food from the commercials

everything you touch turns to rubber and everything you wear fuses as part of you. taking things off reverts them back

if 'was a teenager that fucked up on the internet' is all it takes for you to get burned at the stake then I have bad news for literally everyone on the internet.