more like department of homies' insecurities

Technology simply cannot understand my need to spam typos on purpose

For those who don't speak 4Chan Shitposter With Incomprehensible Beliefs, here's a quick rundown on these bullet messages:

No, I don't think the Toronto Maple Leafs are likely to trade for Sidney Crosby, but they should still do whatever they can to make it happen. Daydreaming about the potential pairings he could roll with, including Chris Kunitz+ editorinleaf.com/sidney-crosb...

Look, I don't think even Ken Holland is out to lunch enough to trade Brandt Clarke, but it's fun to discuss the remarkable Evan Bouchard parallels and what Clarke could mean to the Maple Leafs: editorinleaf.com/maple-leafs-...

Immediately adding this into my lexicon.

Why the Toronto Maple Leafs shouldn't extend Anthony Stolarz right now, and really might want to maintain a strength (flexible spending on often above-average goaltending) going forward: editorinleaf.com/why-leafs-sh...

Time of another ROR tour? Suspend your disbelief to picture Kadri once again becoming a Leaf? Pondering some possible Toronto trade reunions: editorinleaf.com/3-former-lea...

So this won't stop weird people from thinking I'm a different James O'Brien, but nonetheless: I'm contributing Maple Leafs coverage to Editor in Leaf! Here's my first post on a possible Morgan Rielly rebound: editorinleaf.com/can-leafs-ex...

The wildest thing about Oasis is that they started their sets exactly on time. That has to be against some sort of code

First time signing into BS in a while and all I see is either dystopian dispatches or telescopefish yes I am sweating profusely

AEW really needs to cool it with the strobes on that Thekla entrance

I just rewatched Mox vs Hanger from yesterday. It’s so easily my match of the year so far, piece of cake

Biased here but I think I've achieved the modest cooking feat of making pasta sauce that's better than jarred (without adding salt to boot). Odd how pricey halfway decent jarred stuff has gotten, too.

You have to be in one hell of a hockey bubble to debate which teams qualify as an dynasty in our unholy year of 2025

Picturing some new Panthers fans trying to act like lifers by saying they were there when Vokoun was getting bonked on the head by his own doofus teammate

I wonder how many curious would-be fans bounced off of an NHL playoff game because of such bloated intros before puck drop

In my headcanon, Cooper is trying to cheer me up

Skye Blue can credibly be called a veteran wrestler (7+ years!?!) at age 25. Impressive

I've never really understood why a play like Pietrangelo taking his own net off its moorings -- intentionally or not -- isn't a penalty. I can see letting it go when it's a nothing moment, but when it cuts an opponent's scoring chance short? Always odd to me

I must ask, as politely as possible: The fuck?

I can’t do it any better than the man himself did it! bsky.app/profile/what...

Gotta be some Cam Ward Carolina Hurricanes jokes out there. Unlikely that they're any good, but godspeed to anyone trying

The digital ads on boards remain a scourge on the eyes

Sometimes there are fainter signs we're living in doomed times. Example: searching for floss that isn't coated in mysterious, cancerous chemicals. Fun stuff

Give these freaks every opportunity to engage in their neutral hobbies instead of the usual monstrous bigotry n such

Grotesque that he's held any role in the NHL again, let alone running a team with one of the greatest forces the sport's ever seen. Very NHL, though

Team Normal Standers strikes again.

Andrea Dworkin said this in 1995 and it could be this week nostatusquo.com/ACLU/dworkin...

Righteous Gemstones back and new White Lotus. Happy Double Goggins Day to all who celebrate

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

February: truly the Tuesday of months

The nostalgia of Canada's roster is kinda quaint

If you're like me, you can't get enough of the worst fights in sports

Hockey fandom means understanding that a start time is merely an idea

Remember when that twerp mainly dealt in cheeky shenanigans? Oh well

If it's any consolation for Avalanche fans, consider how fun it is to say the name Necas.

Dynamite was such a strange mix of uplifting promise and dismal self-owns, even by Dynamite's haphazard standards

Is Dumb Heat sort of like Dumb Starbucks?

Might be a good time to point out a billionaire couple own and use more water than every home in LA combined

Pinning this post isn't really working, but hey, let's give it another whirl. Maybe this time people will realize there are about a billion James O'Briens lol

Raw on Netflix did what I expected: inspired a million useless, pedantic takes.

I want an NFL kicker who's elite, yet every made FG looks like an ugly near-miss. Fans just wincing and then making a sigh of relief over and over

So, uh, here's to mitigating damage in 2025?

Professional sports coaches seem baseline miserable, but NFL coaches take that sadness cake. Just some deeply grim people lol

Sometimes you take a walk and Elden Ring just sort of happens

Jaromir Jagr, still playing hockey.