Was super pumped to see (and get a crummy pic of) this barred owl on my evening walk today. He was staring down and husband and I from up high. #birds #owls

I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

Went out for Mexican with friends and then saw an owl and 2 baby foxes on my evening walk. #LivingTheDream

Highlight of my walk in DC yesterday was this robin chilling on Lincoln's head. He seemed to know everyone was taking his picture.

It's the unofficial start of summer. (Wood thrushes are back) #birds

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

I love my woodpecker son. #birds #nature #birding

When I was in DC the Saturday night before St. Patrick's day, all I saw groups of National guard trying to pick up was women.

1. Eating ice cream at a summer outdoor concert. 2. When my teens text me something they know will make me laugh. 3. Good conversation over dinner with my family.

“ABC. A always. B be. C closing military programs. Always be closing military programs. ALWAYS be closing military programs.”

So glad I stayed up to watch this live. #SNL

We had a deal with Iran to ensure limits on its nuclear capacities. Trump ended that deal. Now he says that sending our young people off to fight and potentially lose their lives for this country is just a ‘cost of war.’ This is the cost of his broken promises. No war with Iran.

Watching the hockey gold medal post game activity on the ice just waiting for the wolf parade song to kick on.

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

Watching more episodes of @hellocullen.bsky.social 's Strip Law on the giant basement TV while covered in blankets eating chips and guac and a couple slightly stale Twix are softening in my pocket for a treat. Pretty nice Saturday afternoon.

It earned 2 thumbs from me based on the 1- tall- hundred joke alone.

Wore a Boston Raiders shirt to the grocery store and really confused an older gentleman.

14yo had a blast watching the super bowl with his friends. Consensus was the commercials were very bad, half time show was very good. And the reason he couldn't get to sleep last night was definitely NOT all the baja blast he drank.

Carefully watching all the football boys to see if anyone is whispering a room number to their rival

Saw a heron standing in the snow by a stream while I was driving. Going to try and ride that high for the rest of the day.

The theater was actually showing episode 5 of Heated Rivalry.

None other than Fox News reports that "Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino was found by a federal judge to have been 'evasive', 'not credible', and was 'outright lying' at times when questioned under oath about how agents used force against the public."

“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?” 1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore. 2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions. 3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.

Mike Johnson has no idea how to sexually pleasure another human, and he isn't interested in finding out.

Fuck this guy

Everyone finishing the Chair Company season finale.

Delayed at the airport indefinitely and a guy nearby is asking his meta glasses a question every 2 seconds.

Just had some MRIs, no I don’t remember how many or why but I do know it went better than any other MRI in history from a standpoint of medical

Got some stuff done today.* *Watched the 2 episodes of the chair company that I was behind on. 😳 #🪑Co

Every time I watch Donald Trump speak I have to assume anyone who thinks he’s smart has a devastating brain injury of some kind.

Saw 3 pileated woodpeckers this morning so my day is off to a great start.

Trying to conceptualize the media reaction to Joe Biden throwing a party at his home in Delaware, filled with scantily clad gyrating young showgirls, while we were experiencing a government shutdown.

Happy Halloween @ityslmemes.com

Mike Johnson: Says anything What I hear:

Sometimes good things happen

Let’s be clear: what Trump is calling "unserious and ridiculous" is our proposal to prevent a 75% HIKE in health care premiums for millions and stop him from illegally withholding funds for national priorities.  He would rather shut down the government. A Mad King.

The guy who doesn't know how to pronounce acetaminophen, or that it is tylenol, is giving you medical advice based on his feelings.

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

Being this angry about everything all the time makes you feel crazy because how are you just going about your day like normal while also considering marching in the streets for Jimmy fucking Kimmel. The human brain isn’t meant for this.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Thousands of people marched in DC today to send the message: Our communities deserve to be safe and free from armed federal agents and troops.

This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something

I want another weekend where we all think maybe he's dead or at least incapacitated and suffering.

A staggering nightmare in Minnesota as the ravages of gun violence continue to destroy the lives of children across America. We pray for those killed, injured and traumatized and WE MUST ACT NOW TO STOP GUN VIOLENCE.