I wanna be made into an illustration rare gym leader Pokémon card so bad 😭

“Aye gray sweats. What you gon do for a hot meal and a couple drinks? I m know that’s what y’all like.”

Where my #Tekken8 players 👀 PSN: VanityMarrs Tekken Username: VanityMarrs

If I believe God has always existed with no creator then why can’t I believe the same about the Universe?

I really like the straight Black women I follow on here. They’re all beautiful and a kiiiii 😂

Friday WFH vibes

White men are mediocre in every sense of the word and are the only group that are continuously allowed to fail upwards.

What the hell is wrong with white people?????

Interview ready 😉

With tongue

Wood morning 🪵 ☀️

Yall sleep. I feel like posting pole 💈

They are lying about INFLATION. They are lying about JOBS. They are lying about LAYOFFS. They are lying about HIRING. They are lying about FOREIGN INVESTMENT. They are lying about DEPORTATIONS. They are lying about KILLING NONCOMBATANTS. They are lying about EVERYTHING.

怖いと思ってたとなりの席のギャルのギャップがすごいやつ。

The people who only fuck with you when you’re easy to deal with or when you’re on their “good side” are NOT your tribe.

with WHAT?!

If I set a boundary, that doesn’t prompt you to offer a suggestion or an alternative, to get around my boundary.

I need my significant other to be just as funny (if not more) as i am. Because I’m a HOOT.

I hope the other party consented to be posted on social media in y’all lil sex videos.

There are some things that only a hug from a good smelling Black man can fix.

THIS IS MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL! 🥹 So proud. The kids might be alright y’all.

Beyonce pls lol

I’m really settling into the version of me I prayed for 🩵

“What’s understood doesn’t have to be explained.” Umm… not over here bookie. I need you to use your words.

Turns out, I had your turned out

Haha sounds about right 😅 🥴 🫠

TC Carson who played Kyle Barker on the series “Living Single” is the original voice of Kratos in the game series “God of War”!? 🤯

Foreplay, a lil prelude to the bedroom, SOMETHING other than just getting straight to business.

Soul collection

Excuse me? 🤨🧐

My co workers better not ask me if I’m coming to the pot luck. HELL NO! 😭 I clearly did not accept the calendar invite lol

This is how I wish I could turn up in the office lmfao 🤣

Reason 3,741 of why I want to be a cat

This is TRULY the one. ☝🏾 🤏🏾

They having a potluck today in the office 🤮 I’m lying and saying I’m in meetings all day I should have called out sick 🤒

Like. Why do you need to be a billionaire?

It’s disgusting how much money is out here.

daily weed yoga music & reading. a lot of dissociation and dreaming of better when I have the time to do that

How is everyone coping?

People really think just because y’all fucked you’ll remember them~ That’s so wild….sir - Imma ho….Come on man🤦🏽‍♂️

Teaching my cat how to sit and I think it’s working 😭 I’ll update in a week or two lol

Played DND and now I’m obsessed lol bruh, that was the most funnest nerdiest shit ever lol

Last nights build was a chill vibe session. Listened to Khalid’s latest album while I assembled this suitcase. Loving that it came with some essentials. 💕

The emotionally mature and ethical-acting ones though 🫶🏾✨

Brining this back to top of the Skyline as a reminder for myself and others 😌

“This isnt the America I know!” Black People:

Being a barista in my teens paid off 😅 Vanilla hazel nut cappuccino with cinnamon and extra foam, coming right up! lol ☕️

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

Bitch, had an interview this morning, and they rescheduled last minute 😭 stop playing with me!