I’m not sure why I seem to attract people that are just reentering the dating cesspool and clearly aren’t ready to date but insist they are. 🤔

"I just speak my mind." Bitch, you are mean.

It is my life’s mission to talk to HR as shitty as they talk to everyone else. I’ll take it to Hell’s Hell if need be.

silence is grossly undervalued and underutilized these days

Just long enough to secure the lawsuit

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

forging my own gravitational pull. do what you will with that information.

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 38

I genuinely avoid opening this app because good LORD 😵‍💫 👀

At the end of the day, I really just need to not do this holiday anymore. That’ll be the extent of my griping today. Happy Thanksgiving, nerds.

It’s not lost on me that I’m checking in on my friend more often about his dog’s death than he has after my aunt died two months ago.

Y’all, I can’t live this lie any longer. I hate Thanksgiving.

Resilience, discernment, and empathy.

There was and remains no legitimate reason for the National Guard to be deployed as police in any city. Those men should never have even been put in this position.

"This isn't the America I know" Black People:

And I just think that [redacted] capture is my most powerful work yet.

One of my irrational pet peeves is when you’re going to see a movie with a friend and they show up 10 minutes after the listed time. It irks me in a very visceral way.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

Don’t bring that shit over here

“Chante’s Got a Man” is one of the most disrespectful songs ever recorded.

This contrasted with the reviews 😂

I really hate this trend of shows waiting years between seasons

today I made banana pudding. always from scratch, not boxed. only way to do it. i also created some endorphins.

Welp.

🥸

Can she at least wait until tax season???

I had to break my Target boycott today. I feel so dirty, but I had no choice; the dog is sick and it was the only pharmacy on the way home. FORGIVE ME, BLACKSKY!

Whenever I tell people my name, they always ask “Do people call you ‘Jay’?” Only three people are allowed to call me that: my mom, my stepdad, and one random friend from my dorm days 😂

Dangerous Minds lol

I have a roster. 🫣

Jfc why do the people with nothing to say always want phone calls?!??!! This conversation is DRY af. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE????????

I watch enough Dateline to know that this is performative overcompensation. Never got that tear out.

Didn’t have much say in the matter, but in cool with that 🤷🏽

ok i just think i look good today

Only skip so far was the Lizzo collab. I rebuke that lady and her Ulta music.

One of my favorite things about being a twin is when people realize there’s two of us. At my aunt’s funeral yesterday, my cousin’s kid (probably 5 y/o?) stared at us for like ten minutes. Later the (hot) bartender stared at us suspiciously. I just nodded and said, “Yeah, we are” before he could ask.

Cardi, girl, wtf are we doing???

I love being Black

Hike.

Interesting decision, considering the social climate

In all seriousness, Apple could’ve saved themselves the trouble and skipped hardware releases this year. This shit FLAT. #AppleEvent

bright sides

Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."

But if I out your real height, I’m the bad guy.