Still recovering from that. 😒

Happy Friday.

Always (for better or worse)

There’s so much eye candy to sort through today 😵‍💫

I’m living for this #NoRepost movement, kiddens.

KEEP THAT MEAT TRAIN ROLLING, DICK BEARERS

Used my free will to make deviled eggs for a little snacky snack

This app is fucking up yet again 😑

Irony. My ex lost the job he said was so important that I was supposed to understand/accommodate him ignoring and kicking me out that final night. Eye Ron E.

I don’t know what the heck happened in May 🤣 I don’t think Beyoncé or Xtina have ever missed my top 10 before

Gay dating & sex culture is so interesting at times because a nigga will send you a video of him masturbating or fuck you raw after only chatting for a few mins. But turn around and say exchanging numbers is giving you too much access to them w/o really knowing you…

You guys, gals, and pals probably notice I circle back to things pretty often. That’s not rumination at play. I like to observe and get a well informed opinion about shit before reacting. Sometimes this takes a few hours, sometimes it takes weeks. As an academic, data collection helps my argument.

Circling back to this, this fucking weirdo has not done this to anyone else before or after he posted my shit and refused to remove it from his own close friends story. Shouldn’t have to say this but sharing parts of your body online doesn’t give anyone permission to commodify it against your will.

Hump day rule #1 : do NOT repost nobody shit.

A much needed infrared sauna session begets con-tit. Happy #HumpDay (in the back or in the front). *whispers* titty sprinkles ~

Show me a picture that captures your essence

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that my appetite is so influenced by my anxiety. Between being sick the last two weeks and worrying about getting this new car, I dropped five pounds. Thats literally the complete opposite of long term goal. 😑 (Luckily i still increased my muscle mass by a little.)

Everything is so daggone glitchy these days. It wasn’t like this in the 2010s.

We either keep our own names or we hyphenate.

I’m so nervous about this CA governor primary. And honestly, no matter the outcome, the Democratic candidates fucked this up royally by refusing to drop out or endorse the most realistic options.

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🏳️‍🌈… BE GAAAAY

I need to bulk a little. Somebody loan me their appetite. 😩

Only one man has ever bought me flowers. I buy them for myself now.

The sum of three. 😮‍💨 Happy Pride indeed.

Pride Month Goals: 1. Get Bigger 🥵 2. Be Sluttier

We used to have The Learning Channel. The fucking. Learning. Channel. And it actually taught us important shit. Now they just show the trashiest of reality shows.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

While I’m still sad about letting go of Maxine Shaw, my old car, it’s funny how everything aligned this time for me to end up getting the model, trim level, and color I wanted three years ago. Gotta trust the process, J.

I need to shave my head so bad omg. I look like Jason Statham 😩

Oh y’all are swinging right and left this Sunday mernin’

No antibiotic but keeping with the nasal rinses. I’ll feel well enough to get [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] tomorrow and Tuesday (and probably Wednesday) if planning goes smoothly

Lots of movement this week 🧐

If I send you my college transcripts, can I maybe get a plate? 👀

I’m still surprised that this was directed by thee Wes Craven. Perfect decision.

I am up early AF for no reason so… TMI Update: I blew some shit up outta my right nostril last night that made me do an evisit on the Kaiser app 🤣 BUT, I think it solved most of the problem because my nose feels much more normal so far.

😶‍🌫️

Yesternight, before bed.

Primed to return to Heauxtopia next week. 🤠

Okay I’m sorry, this is TMI but…. WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SNOT COMING FROM AT THIS POINT??? WHERE IS THE GODDAMN LIMIT?!??!??!

Date seriously, probably not but it depends I guess lol. Play with? Sure.

Are we ready to talk about how Zordon kidnapped a group of teenagers (with attitude), occasionally trafficked them across the galaxy, and coerced them into a life of combat? Are we ready for that conversation?

Cops gon’ cop

I think so, at least from this angle

My therapist told me I’m probably more ready to start dating than I give myself credit for. But like, I just don’t feel like getting conned again 🤷‍♂️