I would raise a dozen malinois puppies at the same time before I ever agreed to foster this bully again, and I love bully breeds.

I have reached the limits of my patience with her awful behavior. I have reached the limit of my skill in fixing 5 years of bad behavior reinforced by coddling. And I'm training a Belgian Malinois adolescent which are notorious for being an absolutely miserable experience.

If I had fostered this dog before I met any of the dogs that I actually own, I would not ever have a dog.

Q: Did you invite Putin to be on the Board of Peace? TRUMP: Yeah. He's been invited Q: Thoughts on Macron saying he won't join? TRUMP: Did he say that? Nobody wants him bc he's going to be out of office very soon. If they feel hostile, I'll put a 200% tariff on his wines & champagnes & he'll join

They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.

Caroline is a 6.5 year old lady who we believe is a Beagle mix. She's looking for her furever with a family without young kids. Here's what we know: 🏡 well-mannered in the house 🐕 great with other dogs (after intros!) 🛋 absolute couch potato 🚘 passenger princess 🚫 no small animals, please!

My sweet foster girl is an excellent alarm clock and will make sure you're awake by 6:15 AM so you have extra time to cuddle her... even if morning cuddles are just you laying next to her. She's available for adoption at @austinpetsalive.bsky.social

Minneapolis.

Hi, friends. 💖 Caroline (fka Lottie) is our foster and is available for adoption. She's able to be adopted anywhere in the US, so don't let that stop you from applying for this girl. 🐾 Reach out with questions or apply to adopt at austinpetsalive.org.

Fuck this. Jeffries is irredeemable.

Time for my hobby horse again: it’s so weird and fucked up that the man exercising the powers of the American presidency has absolutely no knowledge of or attachment to American culture at any level.

Daphne, the energizer maligator-husky.

"Left vulnerable to exploitation" is phrasing that completely places blame on the homeless parent. It renders the sexual assault an unfortunate inevitability of her parents' failings. This is not a "sex for money" arrangement. Matt Gaetz raped a child. The scandal is that HE raped a CHILD.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

I wonder if any future historians who write about this moment in time, will make a note of Trump being savagely booed by tens of thousands of people literally at the same time that 8 Democrats bent the knee.

Fetterman should have another stroke. Don't @ me.

huh. this could be interesting.

LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: DOJ DID ALL OF THIS TO TRY AND STOP PAYMENTS TO PEOPLE UNDER AN ANTI-HUNGER PROGRAM.

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

I know things! I have (not technical) skills! I have the (start of) MVP! You know these things: React 18, TypeScript, Express.js, Vite, Drizzle ORM, SQLite Cloud, Auth.js v5.

I love that co-founder matching feels like a somehow more awful, far more high-stakes version of online dating. Anyway... I'm looking for a technical co-founder to help build and scale Shuffle & Sync, a platform connecting TCG players and streamers for coordinated/collaborative content creation.

I held strong for 14 minutes. 💀

I recently did the assessments for autism and I got the results today. I'm not entirely surprised that I *am* autistic, but I am kind of surprised that I met every diagnostic criteria under restricted and repetitive behaviors. 😅

The stupidest thing I've ever done is think that I am smart. Anyway, this is fine. Everything is fine. Don't send help. I'm a strong, independent woman, and I can totally figure this out. And I'm totally not going to rage cry.

they're freaking the fuck out, they have no plan, and the entire ship is manned by a doddering pedophile conman who only knows how to live tweet through his anger and fears as he watches fox news give live reactions to the stock market.

She was actually purring the entire time.

You, too, can be personally victimized by a sports franchise you chose to be a fan of as a child. Just be an idiot like me.

Today's mass shooting is at a restaurant where I took my family for my university graduation dinner. I went to the university in the neighboring city for both undergrad and my masters. I own a home in the town up the highway. I have deeply close and personal ties to this community.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

After 22+ years, my expectations of the Raiders are so low that I am completely unbothered that they're beginning the season like this. Why would I let a team that I decided to like as a child ruin any more of my Sundays over this stupid sport? Football is dumb anyway. 🥲

I love that it took 22 or whatever years for my expectations of the Raiders to be so low that they're in hell that I'm just chilling during this game.

I'm not sure what I just watched, but it was good.

i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad

The ✨️glow up✨️ is wild.

Hi, I made a thing and I personally think it's pretty cool. If you'd like to donate to finish building out v1 for launch, that would also be pretty cool. I've seen some of your spreadsheets and they make me sad. Imagine not having to use spreadsheets and not making me sad.

Hi, I have an interview that I am very excited about in a little over an hour, and I'm so anxious that I couldn't sleep. That is all. kbye.

This is what losing 198.4 lbs looks like, I guess. I've lost 5.4 lbs more than I currently weigh. And I weigh 10 lbs less than I did as a sophomore/junior in high school. @enkstheviking.bsky.social refuses to believe that's me. 😅😂

i am willing to pay at least $50 to someone who can credibly promise, with a high degree of accuracy, that they can hit me in the head with a golf club and destroy the part of my brain which can read and understand this

Moving backwards.

Nobody advocating for Ukraine to surrender its territory to Russia has any business ever calling themselves antifascist.

Hello, my nerd friends. 🫶🏻 I have an interview with EA soon. Please tell me all of your EA game nerd knowledge, pref. any game where you can create some form of content. Do you stream these? Pls let me watch. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 Do you want to Discord call and play? I'll watch! Pls help!!

Since April 2019, I've lost 194.3 lbs, which is 2.4 lbs less than I weigh right now. I'm literally ~2 lbs from being half of the person I used to be.

A collection of Filipino street cats with whom I made friends. 💕

An 11 hour layover at Haneda in Tokyo, Japan.

i want a covid booster tbh

The Mall of Asia is huge. And has fun art!

Manila 🇵🇭 photos incoming.