So, my hot take on the White House is that he should just knock the whole thing down. It’s old, it’s small, it has Clinton sex juice ALL OVER IT! But mostly, it’s not fit for purpose. It’s a terrible place to run a government from. They should build a new, modern office building.

How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

Keep your head up Derek Gee ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽

They arrested Churchill’s wife?

“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”

NEED to share. A week ago a TikTok went viral of 2 Belgians pranking their grandpa by saying they don’t care about Evenepoel. The grandpa was telling his grandchildren all Remco’s achievements and how much a fan he is. Remco saw it and sent a video to the grandpa saying how much he appreciates him 🥰

Official to the death, all eternity and so on!

“The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government.”

"The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government"

El pueblo gallego lo ha conseguido. Han suspendido el final de meta en la Vuelta por las protestas en solidaridad con el pueblo de Palestina. Enormes.

Fuck Daryl Impey!

Uff

@velogames.bsky.social Vuelta is live!

Lenny Martinez today

Please we Lord, we need the Mas win 🙏🏿

This is Mas’ best shot, I can’t look 🫣

Police in Canterbury today informed a protestor that the phrase "Israel is committing genocide in Gaza" could be considered a declaration of support for Palestine Action and therefore a terrorism offence.

A genie appears. "You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win." What do you do? #tdf2025

@velogames.bsky.social is open!!!!

Well looks like Jorgenson had his Idaho potatoes last night.

Thomas Pidcock’s brain truly is a mystery to me

"they both wear white, no?"

are you ready for the second Spanish-Mexican war?

XDS Astana this week

Great stuff

“I'm only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”

@velogames.bsky.social A small error (unless I’ve missed some recent news)

Wake up Remco nation! Our woke prince rides today!

The Four Wrong’uns, holding the front page of The Guardian.

It appears the rumours about Elon leaving the US government may be true and he’s already taken the overhead projector.

“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold” #matthewbrennan

Thanks for isolating during some of your most important developmental years to protect older generations from covid, kids. 🦠 No go fuck yourself! 🤝

@procyclingstats.com is there a way of tallying up how many breaks the Bais Bros have been in?

A succinct summary of how my @velogames.bsky.social teams are doing so far this year.

“Have you said thank you once?"

210 UCI points for XDS Astana today, let’s go!

The UCI points system needs a review, it’s worse than The Source mic ratings in peak Benzino era. 14 points for a Gran Camino stage win vs 15 points for top 15 finish in Faun Drome. Doesn’t add up.

When they came for the trans folks, I said, "Yo' momma," even though I did not actually know their momma. When they came for the...

Why weren’t Ladysmith Black Mambazo getting the ‘no drums’ slander Alchemist and Nicolas Craven get? Those big lads were allergic to the snare.

It's been said before, but it really is striking how even within what he's pitching as a potentially limitless VR world beyond our wildest imaginations, the only things that Zuckerberg can imagine are new ways to do meetings.

Keir Starmer in 2020: 'We welcome migrants, we don't scapegoat them. Low wages, poor housing, poor public services, are not the fault of migrants, or people who have come here, they are political failure. We need to make the wider case on immigration.' www.facebook.com/watch/?v=242...

Seriously though, what is Starmer doing about bringing Eurosport back? Does he even know about it, is it on his radar? Is there a Select Committee?

People, stop responding to text messages with voice notes. please 😫

The Online Safety Act was designed to protect children from dangerous content but seems to be having serious side-effects and potentially shutting down hundreds of small community websites: forums on everything from cycling to Porsche 911s to Sunderland AFC. www.newscientist.com/article/2461...

I always thought Lefevere would find a way to have the team buried with him, like a pharaoh.

The Arm Leg Leg Arm Head (dough the knowledge!)

Until now, the consensus on X has been that it is a necessary evil for anyone in politics. But I know my presence on X no longer benefits my role or the people I seek to serve. So I have left, for good. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...