Love wout and his kids but I think it’s ridiculous his kids got personalised cobbles from Roubaix, they don’t know ball

Finally traded in my Apple Watch for a Garmin but I’m lowkey mourning the accessibility and system of the Apple Watch (and most importantly the interactive Snoopy watchface) 🥲 the pay off with Garmin is way better battery life but after 6 years it’s hard to switch

UAE guy in white world champ outfit vs wout van aert 0-2

I wanna go out for a ride but I genuinely have to in between seasons jerseys so I’m either gonna be too cold or too hot

Can anyone tell me how to stop stalking your enemies cause I keep praying on their downfall and when I see them succeed in life I genuinely get mad

Anna van der Breggen

Bro these rampas are ramping

I thought that everyone said if the giro and Vuelta switched places there would be no weather problems

PFP Out

The apocalypse has landed in La Vuelta

That was literally just waiting for it to happen those last 5km everyone was way too nervous and too full of energy and it felt like the road was changing every 10 seconds, I hope no one is hurt

You could see this coming from 5km away Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ calm down

I literally can’t recognise quickstep in this bunch

NO MATHS HERE ON BLUESKY

Me and my mom doing everything alone in this house since 2007 (not pictured the 3.5 hours today we spent trying to fix our sink leak and we fixed it only to end up creating another leak in another pipe. We can’t fix it the ‘solution’ for now is just letting the faucet run veeeery slowly)

Has the IOC considered I want Cyclocross at The Winter Olympics?

This fucking ref bro

I do not claim this Bayern energy

Oh I’m sure

Oh god

Update they dropped below 1 million followers again 😭 quite cringe

Way too much math on the timeline, I’m woke but not that woke #MathHasNoPlaceHere

I think this could actually work really well but currently Tudor is in my head “washed up rider central” so i sure hope he doesn’t wash up

Jonas remembering his Instagram password to make not one but two promo posts for his wife’s new app, okay wifeguy

Just like I said: Olivia Rodrigo kept dynamic pricing on for her tour sale, tickets that were already insanely priced at 145 all shot up go 200+ 🙃

Actually what if we do hottest DS cause I’ve got someone I wanna nominate

I miss the hottest cyclist poll…. It’s something we lack on Bluesky

Funny moment in the Visma doc after Roubaix at the buses where Laporte his kids ask if that’s the guy that came in first and they’re talking about Edo

I know he’s out right now but poor Olav Kooij man

Don’t worry bro I’m sure the French will be super reasonable and won’t have crushing expectations

Clicked on a YouTube video and didn’t realise it was Chris Horner about halfway through

Trying trine’s mypreffy app and all things close to me are made by Campy, what if I did an campenaerts mypreffy tour?

Lotus crunchy Speculoospasta my beloved

Jesus Christ

cokakacar

Honestly Pogacar touches his nose so much when he attacks I’m spreading a rumour he does coke. On the bike even

Cant believe I even put this on what was I thinking

Roglic

Found my wireless earbuds after 3,5 weeks

W

Im so over artists announcing a tour when their album isn’t even out yet with only like a week to decide, on top of that ‘platinum’ tickets are on driving the cost up. And I’m over artists doing these sort of “residency” multiple cities stops so the cost of travel falls on the fan and not the artist

Hating isn’t enough I need to beat Anthony Fantano to a pulp with my bare hands

People calling Lipo stupid for sitting in the wheel and getting outsprinted. He maximalised his chances, he most likely got second because of it and one day he might win a race because of it. That’s not stupid

Gianetti spotted, day ruined

Ah so Pog misses Jonas

No matter who wins I hope pog was annoyed today

Now Jorgen do NOT take over

Martinez taking over you cuck