I have recently learned of the word 'commensurate' and i am making it everyones problem

a mou tweet somehow popped up on my feed on twitter and it's hilarious how that man believes he's a tactical genius for telling Pog to be *checks notes* in position with his team on Cipressa

Look I’m all for believing riders when they have an injury but at this point this feels like they’re milking it

Paul Seixas, can I share a song with you?

Okay grandpa

Jonas immediately confirming he’s not coming back to Paris-Nice lmao

oh they’re gonna play poker

I need to stop wishing for shit

HOW did Bora let that happen oh my god

I hope Philipsen loses now

Philipsen even asked Van der poel to go slower and he didn’t listen 😭

MVDP dropping Philipsen like okay bro

First attempt at knitting vs second attempt 😅

This isn’t rupauls best friends race

Jonas wearing the modified bibs again kinda reminds me of Cowboy chaps

Thinking about how one of my tumblr mutuals got both Mathieu en Wout to autograph a WVDP drawing (yes that acronym is exactly what you think it is)

Person next to me in the opera is constantly on their phone and I don’t dare say anything about it, lord help me through act II rn

Get a load of this Timothée Chalamet

Uae spoke for months about Pogacar’s knee injury and ilness at the Tour which were so devestating he was pushing 6.5w/K up mount Ventoux😭

Finding out Campenaerts had a hand in making that long bib for Vingegaard like ofcourse he did

I’ve done the ankle socks and the short sleeves and hairy legs but idk if I can do this Jonas outfit on my rides

Man I gotta leave for a doctors appointment now damnit, I gotta plan these things better

Bro

Het is draadjestijd, want het alternatief is dat ik met servies gooi en ik heb weinig servies. Dus bon, over reproductieve arbeid. 🧵

Just went through the bibliography of an academic article in a respected academic journal and found numerous mistakes in the references and possibly two AI hallucinated references, we truly are in the end times

Does anyone even have a train anymore

I love not seeing the action in the peloton

Im never again going to a gym at 9 on a Sunday everyone and their fucking mom was there

This poll on sporza pretty much reflects the dire state of our sport because people are quite literally bailing

So like what are we gonna do about Seixas cause I don’t feel like replacing one dictator with another actually

📊 +75 kg riders (PCS weight) in top 4️⃣0️⃣ #StradeBianche 2026 👉 10th Wout van Aert (78 kg) That's the list.

Watching men’s races like god I sure hope I won’t be ragebaited this time!

Also like, this wouldn’t change that Tadej would win but reiterating how much of a shame it is this race has just become a climbers race. Every race is turning into a climbers race with more and more elevation. Van der poel is right to skip this race, what even is the point if youre a classics rider

I really would love to see the number of spectators on sporza after the races have finished

How nice to have the whole afternoon to do some spring cleaning and take a walk :)

At what point do we just say that this is ridiculous

Seixas if you survive you do not ride, not a single meter

This is just egregious at this point

Lmao people on Twitter are actually saying the race organiser orchestrated the vollering group to take a wrong turn. It’s bad and it shouldn’t have happened but the group was already behind so much. Maybe someone could’ve bridged but that’s a big maybe

every 5 seconds I thought someone new was gonna win

The way with Vos you can never truly rule her out. Like she won’t win but can you really ever be sure?

This is actually what witnessing greatness is

Puck doing this purely on character

What a race, a bit sad we don’t see the top favourites battle it out but even then this is still so exciting

I thought maybe prevot and vollering could’ve bridged but that’s that over Jesus

Oh my god lmao

Absolute chaos

Ai lots of individual crashes already

Bro I don’t care about the interviews let’s just see live images I wanna see who made the front group

This is really sad. A good friend of mine was supported by The Cyclist's Alliance last year and their grant allowed her to do a full season of racing on the continent. Support them if you can!