If I was a Canucks fan I'd probably kms right now

So, update: F1 killed me Football is killing me Hockey is about to Sports are making me miserable in general

chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes

Omw to the cloudflare servers farm to turn them off and then on again

Back to number 1 even for just one week ♥️

🥯 and 🥖 for the 🐀

I saw jannik bagelling the rat and I dropped to my knees

The best thing is - Movistar has actually deleted the tweet now 💀

So happy for him omg

LORENZO FINN

Cincy won but at what cost (Joe's toe)

Can't watch the Montreal gp cause I'm crying about joe burrow getting injured

Remembering last year's Montreal gp when we had to rely on @ladystarblade.bsky.social for the commentary because we had no live images for hours 😭

Breakthrough season for Isaac and Giulio, oh my heart 😭

OMG GIULIOOOOOOOO ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

It's US Open day

Pizza was ok, game is utter shit, I'm ready for the season I think

Pizza & Bengals now 😌

The best I could do

Now mads 😭

Campy almost ran over me 😭

OMG IT WAS AWESOME and I also gave a shout to pippo and Giulio ♥️

I'm starting to get nervous

Omg these men trying to make me move from my spot I'M A FUCKING PILLAR STUCK TO THE GROUND, LEAVE ME ALONE

Just fell in love with a red bull Bora guy

Novara, Spain (apparently)

Guys I'm in the dark, how many kms left at Vuelta?

There's an old guy trying to steal my spot, I'm gonna commit murder soon brb

This is getting gayer by the minute

I want to know the thought process behind this

I'm here btw

Found a short woman so I can stand behind her let's fucking go

Weird things are happening

I have a guy who's taller than me in front rip

Guys i found the visma control van

Tomorrow at ~17.30 CEST you'll hear me scream PIPPOGANNAAAAAAHHHHH on your TVs

Why did they send Roglic to tdf without Pellizzari and now they're sending Pellizzari to Vuelta without Roglic? Do they hate me? Do they hate bromance?

On Saturday I'll be at the finish line of the first Vuelta stage, unable to discern who's who when they arrive in a giant multicolored high-speed blob

Just found out that Jack Hughes shares his birthday with a very important person, which is me, so let's fucking go Devils!

Next on my agenda: find the generational talent of NHL sorrounded by a team that sucks balls and complete my circle of misery

I gave in to peer pressure so I'm gonna be a Bengals fan cause Joe Burrow is Charles Leclerc and I need to suffer with him - and a Packers fan cause they have cheese caps

Definitely 1B for the tea

My returnbot ♥️

Jannik Sinner on hard courts, everyone

No NFL till next weekend, just as I was getting used to it 🙁 tennis and cycling have spoilt me

The chicago team is called the bears???

The Vikings coach is hot??

Still getting NFL crumbs while I wait for fonseca-fokina

Jannik on hard court is glorious

And we're live with my first ever NFL match