and now he's gonna break the horse

Wout is never, ever beating the meme allegations 😭

four cobble victories for Alpecin and we're still in March

and again

so today is the stage with the fun last 100 m

my sassy goat

this might just be Tadej's greatest win since Flanders 2023

make a movie about Segaert's last 2 days

JASPERRRRRRRRR

Europeans when asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz:

LENNY LENNY LENNY

"trust me bro, if you pull me to the finish line again this time I'm sure you'll manage to drop me"

ROGLA PODIUM ALERT

Wout is so good at closing gaps for Mathieu that Mathieu always goes for his wheel bc he knows his buddy will never disappoint

@ladystarblade.bsky.social btw if I was in the #JasperDefenceForces today I would riot, because WTF was that leadout, Alpecin?

Bora today riding like champs lmao

looking like that he can play down any age gap he wants

Pogi calling Seixas "the kid" has made me feel even older than usual

still not over Vermeersch leaving Alpecin

this said, if anything happens to Pogačar Del Toro now has the best race situation in the world. Jasper in Roubaix levels of red carpet

Seixas preventing that awkward moment where Pogi would be obligated to gift the race to Del Toro

wtf I thought it was gonna be the other Elisa

OR NOT

HOLD ON PUCK

Puck really hates Strade 💔

clever of Lippert to hang at the back and pretend she's not a threat (is what I delusionally tell myself)

yeah plz Puck don't forget to eat

Italian organizers rigging the race for ELB (just kidding)

WTF they took the wrong turn???????

I don't think they're catching G1 anymore folks

Looking good for ELB

Vollering out

Pauline out 🥺

Strade broadcast's ability to miss all the important moments of the race for both men and woman remains a cause of wonder to me

what does he get if he wins the fourth? a street in Siena?

I'm not ready for French accounts to stop talking about doping for years 🥲

"Van der Poel is just too lucky, he never crashes" Van der Poel:

Don't worry Florian no one could have predicted that would happen it's not your fault

Mathieu doing Mathieu things, today is a nice day

the peloton is starting to realize that Rogla came upon the perfect way to answer to journalists and are copying him now

people saying Del Toro rides like Pogačar when he actually rides like Almeida

from Felipe Orts' Twitter

perfect ending to my stay in CX nation

a day at Worlds II

"I am so good-looking because I wash myself with Alpecin" #Hulst2026

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? #Hulst2026

A day at Worlds #Hulst2026

Who else is going to be at CX worlds this weekend. I'm going to be there with @tonke.bsky.social, @pamina85.bsky.social, @prinspantoffel.bsky.social and @billylezard.bsky.social!

it had to be the FASHION GOAT who put his foot down and ended this ridiculous rule

two things that don't make sense separately but together will blow my mind #WhyBelgiumWhy