Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything

Costello has also regularly shared pro-Russian propaganda in the wake of Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine Reform UK is examining the social media posts 🔴 Richard Vaughan Read more: trib.al/Ahsogy7

This 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 we are aware of….

Someone on our neighbourhood WhatsApp group found this scarily similar story. (Feels awful to doubt a rape accusation, with such low conviction rates and everything so horribly stacked against the victim. But if this is a far-right scam, they're doing their usual job of making things even worse)

An account on the neighbourhood Whatsapp group mentions anti-immigrant chanting. The event seems to have been started by Sutton flag-nonce Billy Cooper, but Restore may also be involved. Exploiting that poor woman's experience for their racism.

Turin Scrubs

Blimey. Eric Johnson playing the Roadmender! I thought he'd be in bigger venues. #guitars #livemusic #roadmender thegigcartel.seetickets.com/event/eric-j...

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment

So...um... I can't be the only person thinking "He's threatening genocide" WTF??? Remove him before he kills more people!!!

Reform UK’s Simon Dudley says post-Grenfell safety rules go too far - 'everyone dies in the end' and safety regulation is choking housebuilding 🔴 @vickyspratt.bsky.social reports Read more: trib.al/3kh8lvT

This should be on billboards in every ward where Reform are standing in the May elections. They don't give a shit about any of the gullible people who vote for them.

Matt Goodwin has been caught using AI and making up quotes in his new book. But as John F. Kennedy famously said: "Ask not what your ChatGPT can do for you, ask what you can do for your ChatGPT. Also IT'S PRIVATE EYE WEEK. New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday."

Accountability brings consequences. And consequences are the only language corruption understands. Money and political power do not outrank the Constitution. They just need a wake up call and it’s coming at the midterms.👇

How Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice avoided £600,000 in corporation tax on his property business. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/goeCQ8ZM2f4

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer https://theonion.com/poll-96-of-bands-looking-for-slightly-better-drummer-1819573358/

This is scary. Well-respected books removed from a school library, a librarian's career ruined, the students' safe space disrupted.

I love this guy's playing, and the guitar tones are amazing. New album out today. #arielposen #bannatyne #guitar open.spotify.com/album/4g4JYE...

Hindmarsh – whose testimony was central to the insulin poisoning convictions – failed to disclose concerns about his conduct, while police carried out no due diligence. 🧵2/3

Police and prosecutors in the Lucy Letby case say they were unaware that prosecution expert Professor Peter Hindmarsh was subject to a formal investigation by UCL Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust and had already had his contract terminated by Great Ormond Street Hospital before giving evidence. 🧵1/3

Wonder what the people up in arms about a Muslim prayer meeting in Trafalgar Square had to say about the same venue hosting a rally where the world's richest man told far-right extremists to violently overthrow the government?

Slowly getting better at this. Still a bit messy though.

This is going to be hard for some people to accept, but I think the US government is lying to us about the state of negotiations between itself and Iran.

Very useful book.

"Will learn your handwriting and signature"

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

The most popular word used in online dating profiles in each US state

Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke

Hopefully Ireland can make this a draw! #rugby

Had a pretty convincing scam call from a lady pretending to be from my mobile operator. Said there was a Jan promotion of 20% off — did I want in? And if so, I’d get a six digit code texted to me. Which immediately came (from my real operator’s SMS)… (—> cont’d)

#ice #trump youtu.be/y6yWf0REYnI?...

Is the nation dumbing down? These are real answers to real questions on real quiz shows, all from Private Eye's Dumb Britain column. From ‘Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025’. Available to watch in full on the Eye’s YouTube: youtu.be/AQ5Xxj2EwGQ

My favourite so far.

No words. 💔 #Justice4Renee

Make it viral.

Google the video & see for yourself. This is not law enforcement. This is murder. Sickening.

New Year Resolutions. 1: Sing more. 2: Stop thinking about joining / putting together a new band. It's not worth the agro. 3: Try to save up for one of those Fender Tonemaster Bassman amps. 4: Stop collecting Billy Gibbons type dirt pedals.

Drive pedal testing. Need to remove 2 to make room for a filter and octave.

Esquire build in progress. I am doubting the skill level of my assistant though!

Never seen a better metaphor for AI

Heh.

Getting there! Nice bit mahogany.