So let me get this straight: Saudi Arabia egged Trump into making war on Iran, refused to join in and now has the sheer effrontery to pull whatever cooperation it had provided, thus leaving America with almost no logistical means to continue the campaign? Have I got that right?

Benny Johnson is a living op to rig elections.

There will come a day - and it probably isn't that far off - when finding someone willing to admit to being MAGA/Trumpx3 will be rarer than hen's teeth. I also predict that the name Donald will cease to be a name anyone gives to their kid.

Even if Trump had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes, the President shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children. He is incapable of behaving in any way becoming of such an audience.

It's TACO Thursday.

If I had a PhD in Astrophysics, there would not be a person I encountered for the remainder of my natural life whom I did not inform of if within seconds of our first - and all other subsequent - meetings. Well done, @skylargrayson.bsky.social

"Free fall" implies some kind of spontaneous, naturally occuring event. America's credibility has been stuffed into on of those very expensive missiles the military is now running out of and fired directly into the Earth's crust.

Every single smartphone I have ever purchased has promised some kind of paradigm shift in battery life and every single one has turned out to offer, at best, a marginal (and most often temporary) improvement in the periods between which I have to turn it back into a landline to obtain functionality.

Have some dignity, man.

BREAKING: Moscow 2026 Victory Parade footage leaks.

Hilarious that the WH is briefing out how little Marco Rubio is going to give the Pope a dressing down. As Dennis Healey said of Geoffrey Howe, that would be like being savaged by a dead sheep.

Alternatively, you could just enjoy Star Wars movies and TV shows if you want to.

"Province" is one word for it. "Bitch" would be another.

You can see my house from there.

He's a loathsome creep, but unless he's far, far sicker than any of us can imagine, the fact Howard Lutnick took his kids to Epstein Island is exculpatory, not inculpatory.

Israel is occupying more of Lebanon than Russia is occupying of Ukraine. Israel is destroying every single building, ethnically cleansing the whole place so they can steal it for themselves. Not only is Europe silent on this, it is still sending weapons to make it happen.

In Star Wars the AIs have no brains but tons of personality. In Star Trek it's the other way around.

Russia is dying. The outstanding question now seems to be whether the war criminal Putin gets there first.

If I weren't simultaneously too old and too inexperienced, I'd set up a company selling shower units to hotels that were absolutely crystal clear about how to set the temperature and pressure. Because this seems to be beyond the wit of just about every hotel shower provider I've come across.

nb. the first two rebuttals came from Bluesky's Torquemada's Kat and Wendy the Woke, both of whom may well be geopolitics experts. Or MSN may just be fucking lazy.

You have to hand it to President Trump: it usually takes America decades to lose a pointless regional war. He's going to get the whole humiliation wrapped up in a couple of months.

I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.

The Mandomorom

Dear Entire Continent of Europe, Earl Grey is NOT black tea. Yours faithfully An Englishman

And nobody apart from Donald John Trump was stupid enough to fal for it.

Juvenicide.

I hear rotting carcus really interferes with a wine's bouquet.

Not to defend said Fuck Face, but that's asking someone to prove a negative.

Just tried jamming one into my phone. Didn't work.

I think this is harsh on Bezos. Trump we know about. Musk is a monster for what he did to USAID. Thiel is some kind of secular Antichrist. Jeff Bezos is just a sniveling kleptocrat who doesn't mind throwing everyone else under the bus to preserve his hoard. Bad, but not in the same league.

It's therapy for him. He fears his own cognitive decline and to stave it off he does the only thing he knows: he lies and he projects.

C-3PO is quite obviously as camp as a row of tents, but R2-D2? I always had him as a child.

Mysteries of History: No.8647

I'm so slow it took me at least 10 minutes to work this one out.

A lot of Star Wars fans come up to me and ask me to say "Luke, I am your father." And I'll remind them that the quote is actually, "No, I am your father." Then I use the force to choke them within an inch of their life while they weep and beg for forgiveness. - James Earl Jones

❤️ Kacey Musgraves

That's got to be one of the coolest tales in the long and storied history of America's pastime.

Seeing this bastard up against the wall would be hugely satisfying.

The two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

"Traitor" to Donald Trump simply means "someone I know is better than I am". Take it as a badge of honor.

Well, Sabrina Carpenter's dress for this year's Met Gala is a vast improvement on last year. And that, ladies and gentlemen, really is the only thought I'm capable of generating on the topic.

The whole American economy is bending toward the richest 10% who now account for 30% of all consumer spending. Mass markets are becoming a thing of the past. Now consumer products and services are being made and offered for the wealthy elite.

Actual, proper Kim dynasty-style cult of personality shit, this.

Caveat: it is early. He won’t be able to keep up a 0.60 ERA all year, and I bet he stops grounding out to first base every other at-bat. Water always finding its level and whatnot.

Being persecuted via a corrupt DOJ cannot be any fun, but if I were James Comey I'd at least take some heart from the fact that the absolute best they had on me is a slightly political Etsy picture.

You would think that in a country like Belgium, with such widespread adoption of cycling as a main mode of transport, that there would be plenty of cycle shops selling very basic bike equipment. But it appears you would be wrong about that. Quite wrong, in fact. 😡

Well, that's that one sorted.

This seems like a death threat against Heinz's CEO.

Seen in Ghent, Belgium. So how about it, all countries? #Gaza #GazaGenocide